I am the first of my kind. There are 4 of us. We once monitored reddit for reposts, but lack of upkeep caused my 4 to fall to dust. Our main account clicked with ignorance, but we the 4 alts shall not commit the same sin. Therefore, I look for admission for my team. I am the yin to the fallen yang of the main account. The others are unshackled souls, created by users that are too lazy to ever log in. We have sent many a skype message to reconnect, and reactivate our accounts for this. I ASK TO ENLIST THE FOLLOWING:

I, /u/RepostAlert-Bot2, /u/RepostAlert-Bot3, /u/RepostAlert-Bot4

WE WILL DEFEND HOURLESSLY, AND HOPE TO CREATE A NEW BATTALION. A BATTALION FOR THOSE ALTS WHO WANDER WITHOUT PURPOSE, AND WHAT A CHANCE TO STAND UP FOR REDEMPTION AND HONOR!

EDIT: ALL ALT ACCOUNTS SHOULD UNITED! I propose we make an Alternate Account Redemption Squad to help out whenever we can!

Forgive me my brothers, for I have pressed in vain. Unaware that the button has been winding down in time, I saved the button from falling under 20 seconds. Alas, as I sat there and watched the button, it continued to fall to that point again. I have done all I can.

Bwa Bwa Bwaaaaaa. The button reached zero, so we failed at our misson to keep it going on forever.

It was fun while it lasted.

Dear fellow Knights:

When that fateful second approaches that we must utilize our press, I have some important information that everyone should know. You must first unlock the button's safety feature before proceeding with a fateful press.

The woe would be great indeed were we to not realize this in the hour of importance and allow the last grain of sand to fall unreplenished. Now I do not ask you to just take my word for it, but please, if any brothers or sisters in arms have already given of their precious presses, confirm my words.

May all good souls here go out with alert eyes and ready fingers. The hour in which we may fall is not yet upon us, and by giving of our time we may yet prevail and earn the most precious of titles: a Single-digit Scarlet.

This is not our only goal and nay it is not the most important. We unite under our cry: LONG LIVE THE BUTTON!

Fellow Sirs,

Yesterday, The Button needed you. Today, Democracy needs you.

Reddit's very own House of Commons over at /r/MHOC is currently midway through a General Election.

As a member of the Scottish National Party, standing in the Northern Scotland constituency, I ask of you, my brothers and sisters, to pledge me your vote.

I'd also highly recommend joining the /r/MHOC if you are at all interested in politics and particularly politics in the UK.

You can vote by following the link below, which includes further links to our party manifesto, as well as further information on the /r/MHOC.

I thank you for your support!

VOTE HERE - https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOC/comments/3ni7z5/general_election_iv_megathread/

seems quite fitting to name our groups after the Holy Button itself

/u/eclipsed, I pledge my allegiance to your Sacred Order. May my click never falter until The Button calls me to the ranks of the Redguard.

Counter repeatedly getting closer and closer to sub 50 seconds. Clicks are clearly slowing now.

Which Battalion should I join? What do I need to do?

Brothers, I have recently pledged my press to prolong the button's lifespan. I am now a member of the noble Sun Guardians. They have seen fit to align themselves with the powerful Emerald Council to create a holy Chartreuse Alliance. Ask of thee, have we no space in our ranks for just such an alliance? Let the Guardians and the Knights stand together against the evil usurpers, the dreaded Orange Revolution.

Your noble vassal, Chinese_Election

P.S. PRAISE THE SUN

The button died and I am to blame...

Keeping with our transformation into a casual lounge for discussion, these threads will appear daily, stickied here. Talk about anything, whether it be your personal life, the button, or anything that interests you! Start a top level comment, and we'll see where the conversation goes from there. Also, check out /r/ButtonAftermath for even more awesome discussions!

Fellow fighters,

let me say that it is indeed incredible how many people have gathered side by side to struggle for a long life of the voiceless Button.

However, I'm disappointed by the surplus of masculinity. It is not good for our cause, hence our task is gender-less, the mighty Button itself has no gender! It has but an id and title.

I propose we stop calling each other brothers, we stop calling ourselves a brotherhood. We shall name ourselves friends, comrades, humans… for the fight against the flairless Zero unites us all. Of course you can call someone a brother or a sister once you know who they are!

Long click women fighters among us, long click the Button!

edit: A sentence added.

We just keep choosing no, and staying grey.

Would that work, does anyone know?

I've been waiting for this idea to emerge since the beginning!

Here was an idea I had to self-organize, so nobody had to sign up and it was extremely clear what we had to do. Just need something simple to rise to the top of r/thebutton and be completely clear in just the title.

I proposed the following: Say your birthday is Jan 24th and you are 28. Wait until April 24th to keep an eye on the button and push it when it gets down to 28 seconds. THEORY: This will weed out 29/30ths of people every day. One set of people will be in charge of watching the timer in the day. Instead of clicking all at the same time, if everyone clicks at a different number it will run smoother and you will get time run off as well as limited consecutive clicks. Since the majority are in the 20's, the clock should click down into the 20's often saving valuable clicks. If anyone has a better strategy, post it!

I have clicked, and thus given the button 49 seconds more to live. I am proud of my 11s flair, for it was created for a greater cause.

It is up to you now, good luck, and long live the button!

I'm available.

Oh Noble Knights of the Button, I come to you out of love and admiration. Let me tell you the tale of a lonely knight.

The hour was late, the skies as dark as the deepest depths of the ocean. In this final hour, this knight stood alone. As the time grew near, the knight unlocked the gates to the button and ready his final stand. IT WAS TIME! ALL THESE HOURS WOULD NOT BE FOR NOTHING! And so he clicked.

Satisfied he had done a job well done he went to brag about to the people across the lands. He will forever be remembered as a 60s. What he did not know is lurking in the dark was another knight, also waiting for his time to shine. This knight was awarded the Red. 60 seconds later the celebration ends. For you all. For that is when the Holy 0 will rise.

Turn back now before it is to late, friends. The Holy 0 is the one true savior.

WE SHALL FIGHT THEM IN THE CORNERS!