Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!

Yes, his name really is Chives!

Didn’t notice until he said “You lose your hat or something?“. I tend to keep private about my life so this was an embarrassing moment, but at least nobody thought it was a big deal. I blame my gay husband for buying it

Hey everyone. I would just like to come out and apologize for post the same pile of chives twice,

I was having car problems yesterday and was unable to get and cut chives, and rather than being upfront and honest with you guys I chose to repost chives. I didn’t want to give you guys another chiveless day.

I see now that it would have been better to just be honest and say no chives rather than try and lie, this also goes against the whole point of the posts, I would like to thank all of you for holding me accountable for my actions.

I will be subjecting myself to a Reddit decided punishment, the most upvoted punishment that is REASONABLE will be my punishment. So nothing illegal nothing expensive please but cutting extra chives or maybe something I have to do for the rest of my posts.

I again apologize and will ensure this never happens again.

They then asked if on my last ship I could prep everything for a month and freeze it, so I didn’t show up and started my vacation early I start my new job Monday at $7/hr higher than what I asked them for

It’s a small pile today sorry I didn’t have a lot to work with.

chives resembling Chives, hope this is satisfactory u/Ltheartist

Unfortunately I had to deny them service. It was peak trade, I had a mountain of tickets and one chef down. I had no real way of safely serving them food without causing a medical emergency.

I said do whatever you want, come up with something cool it’s just for the concierge lounge tonight. This is what they did.

Hotel breakfast buffet. Been awake since 3am, it was super busy today. One lady “there’s something wrong with your toaster, it burned my toast”. Walk over. Well you set it to 6 so, it’ll do that. “You don’t have to be so rude about it.” I feel like I do. Agree to disagree.

Next lady. “Your yogurt is like milk…”. That’s… because that’s milk. The yogurt is over here. “You should have that labeled >:(“. Points at the labels. She storms off.

“When are you going to have more eggs!?” As I’m walking in front of him with eggs. I just set it down without breaking eye contact and went back into the kitchen. It’s all day with this shit dude I am no longer amused lol

I’m also in front of a large industrial park but they’re amassing more and more. Fuck me man.

Was working at this place doing morning prep. I walk in the building and go to clock in before turning on the lights and I notice a faint blue glow from the kitchen. Come to find out the torch had somehow been left lit on a shelf overnight. The last crème brûlée was an hour before close as well. I want someone to show me something that’ll top this please.

James Hetfield (lead singer) left early but after they ate they came up and asked if I cooked for them and said to get a picture with the guys. Also did a shot of some kind of whiskey they brought. Great memory!