I iz ol an my helf iz no gud aneemore. I told meowmy yessirday dat I waz tiwed an iz time to do a big nap. Meowmy taked me to da pokey place today, an tomowwow, I mus go ober da bwidge.

I lub all my frenz heer an I gonna miss all ob yoo. Dancin an singin wif my fren Applejack an eetin her cakes, moobies an sneekin kisses wif Tali, hidin wif Drew in da basemen, my hansom fren Oscar, Hoku airlimes an ob corse, my bestes fren Niko. I no I furgetted sum frenz, but I iz ol, I iz sowwy if I can no wememba eberkitty.

Mr. Cat, piwate, lifegawd kitty, pwotektor ob howse from big birbs an lizzars, supavizor ob skwirrly frenz, an purrfeshunal napper.

ICBGC, GO CWIMES!

(Meowmy here, I am absolutely heartbroken. I'm losing my best friend, but it is his time. I knew last night, by his behavior and the way he meowed to me, that he was telling me it was time.

Tomorrow evening, his vet will be coming to the house. He will be on his favorite spot on the patio couch and will take his last forever nap. I am glad that he will be able to do a last lap around the pool, watch the birds and squirrels and lay in the sun. He'll get all brushes, cuddles, anything he wants, I'll try to give him some tuna 'juice' or churus, but he hasn't eaten in 2 days.

Thank you everybody for the joy you bring in this sub. I don't know if I'll be here for a while, enjoy your time with your pets and their adventures.)

Hi frens, iz Drew. Dis mornink, I haffing a gud drink of da yummy baff watter and den whoa! I did a slipslipslip and FALL IN DA BAFFTUB!

Lukkily, mai mom was in dere and she fastfast catch me and trow me owt. If she not dere, I prolly wudda drownt.

- Drew

(Drew’s mom here - he doesn’t look that wet but you wouldn’t believe the amount of water all over the bathroom, in the hall and of course, on my bed, which is where he went to dry off 😹)

Hi frens, it’s Maya. I always heard that getting pregnant meant you had kittens growing in your tummy and that when they were big enough, they came out. This seemed like a legit explanation since I saw pregnant cats and their tummies got real big.

I didn’t want any kittens so I visited Sir Jerry to have the kitten compartment of my tummy removed. And just to be sure I never got any kittens, I always avoided dry cat food (there could be a kitten in one of those pieces). You would think I was safe.

Wrong. One day, a kitten appeared! Frankie was absolutely insistent that I was his cat mom. I didn’t want a kitten (see photo 1). But I’m not a monster - after about a day, I accepted him. I grew to love him and was proud to have a son like Frank (photos 2 and 3).

About 2 months later, I had another kitten - Tali (photo 4).

After Tali I was super-careful about what I ate and I thought I was safe but then a year later, I had another kitten - Drew (photo 5).

I love my babies and don’t regret having them at all but I wanted to warn all of you - you can be as careful as possible but you could still have a kitten at any time.

Maya

cutest kitten I’ve ever seen, my sweet Baby Hoku (tiny Prins of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun)

Hi frens, dis Frankie.

Dis bery terrbol sichuashon and not for smols!

I bery upset acoz I loozed mai pikkel. I has lukked everware and it not dere. Mai unhelpfool mom ses it has to be sommare in da fambly rum but I not kin find it. If yoo see it, PLEEZ TELL ME!

REWART FOR FINE DA PIKKEL IS ELEBENTY BILLION CHOOROOZ!

Tanks! Franks

Hi frens, dis Frankie. Last nite, I singed a byootifol song. It was a song abowt midnite so guess wen I singed it -

MIDNITE.

Wen else wud I sing dis song?

Som peepel (mai mom) not like to heer dis midnite song at midnite and she putted me in da basemint for da rest of da nite!

Dis not only a injustiss agenz me but also a crime agenz art!

- Frankie

Braking Mews: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin Hamsum Sunnavagun!

Inna statemen todai ( https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/f40EawHA3Z), Hoku's Meowmy (u/jellosquid808) tryed to do sum dambage comtrol, an jushissfy herms starbin ob deh belubbed prince by blamin dey omions. Herms alzo amitted dat herms inbited deh ebil "Porshun Comtrol" inna hawse, an dey collaburrate on steelin Hoku's fud at ebery meel. Manee cattos ar stunned by dis admishun, and dis may hab onlee energizeded dey Eggies fur Hoku mobement. Wez hab mor az dey storee debelops.

Dis been 🖤 Jynx, KKMG Wes Coast an Celebratee Repurrter 📸

Hi frens iz Tali. Today I do a kwiet purr for all da frens hoo need a purr. I lov yoo, frens!

❤️Tali

Bucky cat here. I not do many crimez but pawrents jus catch me doing one.

My Meowmy recently got back from an abandon. Dat night I use my litterbox and after, I start making lots of noise, grabbing da side of da box an whacking it against da wall. It make lots of noise an Meowmy always get irritated an come clean my poops right away. Pawther start laffing. He tell Meowmy dat I not do dis one time da whole week she gone. He tell her dat I must only do dis to her to make her get up an pay attention. When it only Pawther home, I poop an don't even pretend to cover it.

Meowmy get mad an call me a borthole. But she gotta admit dat it da best way to make her get up. Go crimez!

I iz gone but I iz heer in spiwit. I jus wanna say yoo meen so mush to me an meowmy. Meowmy twied to no hab leeky eyes an she reeded all ob yoor messages wile I waz nappin nest to her.

She told me all bowt da ballom wides, an horse frens an Jiggy who gonna hab a bawbekyoo wif shwips. I hope der iz sum left fur me! My piwate fwens habin dwinks an da flags fur me. Pawtee an dancin by da pooI wif my AJ. I iz onnered to hab all ob yoo on bof sides ob da bwidge az my frens. Smuffi, an Teddy da Floof, William teh udder Tuxie, all da bee-yoo-tee-ful laydees, I can no wemeba eberykiity, Da pwinsesses, Gracie an Bitteh an an an.... iz time fur me to go.

But doez yoo wememba, doez yoo wememba I neber go in da big ousside? Meowmy say iz scawwy an meen birbs an vrooms twy to get me. But tooday, Meowmy say, ok. Dis my last aventchure.

Farewell my frenz,

Mr. Cat

Hi frens, iz Tali. Dis littel kittin iz ME!

Iz hard to beeleef, I no. I not kin even memember wen I was dis smol.

❤️Tali

Hey everyone!
I received a message from Smuffi’s mom, u/One_Advantage793 :

“Hey Ginger, can you do me a fave? I had to go to the hospital. Can you let everyone know I’m okay but can’t play right now!” And added “It will probably be a couple more days til they let me go home”

Let’s do what we do best here, uplift & rally around and support our wonderful friend!
Go gather the kitties and get those magical healing purrs a-revving up! Call up our dog frens, our horse frens, the hamsters, the bunnies, the squirrels….look! Even GARY is jumping in! GARY! Smuffi won’t believe his eyes! Alert the pirates, the purrfessors and students of the SSoR!

We will keep you updated as we can, and this is coming from me:
I feel it is of utmost importance to remember to respect all our friends’ right to decide what they want to or are able to share, without being pressured and badgered. For any of these situations, for any of our members.

I will NEVER push someone for further information or discussion, I am steadfast in that, nor should anyone else, and I know you guys understand and agree, and remain respectful of people’s wishes and privacy, allowing them to get the rest they need, focus on recovery and getting on the mend. 😊

What IS important is well wishes and support, bringing good cheer, a smile and hopefully some laughs.
And possibly the industrial size 55 gallon poly drum of Acme Holy water, should Smuffi require it.

Thank you all again for making this place the amazing safe space that it is, you’re all heroes in my book, hugs to each and every one of you! 🐈‍⬛💕🐾

Hi frens, iz Tali. Yes, iz troo, I getted out!

Mai mom had dis fren visit. Dis fren dumdum. Her say, “Poor poor kitty looz her leg. Poor poor kitty.”

I not poor poor kitty.

Den, mai mom tell her, not opin da fron dore or Tali run owt! Dis dumdum opin da fron dore and guess wat happin? Poor poor kitty runned owt! Go Crimez!

Now dumdum say, “Bad bad kitty!” Da hoomans chase me all around da yard! We stop to luk at all da branch dat fell down coz a da win storm and dis da pichur.

Den mai mom tell dumdum to go inside. Wen mai mom alone, I run bak to her and jump up to her arms. Mai mom no I not poor poor or bad bad, I just Tali.

Go Crimez!!!

❤️Tali

Hi frens, iz Tali and I need yor help!

First: DIS A SEKRIT, DO NOT TELL MAI HUBBANT JAX!!

As you may memember, Jax and I getted mareet neerly a yeer ago, on Tober 11th. Owr won yeer anniversary is coming up and I haff no idee wat to get Jax! Plees suggest! Him lov da pikkel toi and cozy blanket.

Also, DIS SOOPER SEKRIT, I wan to throw him a serprise annniversary pawtee. I not shor abowt da details.

Tenk yoo for yor help!

❤️Tali

Our angel hero sub member u/Tight-Aside9624 has driven 1.5 hours and been steadfast and patient and waited out a whole lot of stuff going on behind the scenes but has Penny and Khaleesi!! She will be keeping them until their meowmy is better and ready to get them back. My heart is full of gratitude for her and for every single one of you and the our leaders who have made this happen. Trust me, their adoption was halted because of your efforts and being placed with TightAside was because of those efforts too.

We will keep seeking the return of the other cats, but for now, know that what we have been able to do what could have been done and these babies will go back to their meowmy after excellent care from TightAside.

Applejack will be making a cake for her and I encourage everyone to show your appreciation however you can even though she is 1000 percent humble and asks for none if it.

🖤🤍🧡

Hi frens, iz Tali. Dis morning, Drew and I getted tooken in to da pokey pless!

Yes, iz troo. Drew getted Blahblahpentin so he was totilly chill da hole time. I getted noffing. Just elebenty shots!

Da Vee-Ee-Tee sed we bofe is helthy - WE NOED DAT!

❤️❤️Tali and Drew

Ain't no sunshine when he gone. Why Meomy n' Papi hafta come back n' make Grandpapi leave mi?
- Oscar BBB, MM

Hi frens, iz Tali and Drew. Dis da firs pichur we post on LCA, like a yeer and a haff ago. We not introdooz owrselfs (rood, sorry) and we say da treets is kep too hi up, we can’t reech.

We got so meny nise reply, ask owr nems, say we shud soo and stuff like dat. So we deside to stay.

Iz not even such grate pichur but has senimental meening to us.

❤️❤️Tali & Drew

Do yoo memember da firs pichur yoo post on LCA or heer? Pleez sher!

Hi frens, iz Tali. I miss fren Smuffi (u/one_advantage793) so I call him.

I say, “Hi fren Smuffi! How yoo doing? How iz yoo mom? I miss yoo!”

Hoo wan to join on a yooj confrents call?

❤️Tali

Why do we even hab dum daylite sabings? Iz it jus to punish us kittehs?

Bitteh, diznee prensess

Hi frens, I has invent a noo crime, at lees dis noo for me.

Dis happen wen we hat da snoh storm. I wate til da firs snohflek has falled and den I did a lil “choo!” Mai mom not reelee notise so I did a nother “choo!” Den she luk at me and I did a “choo! Choo!”

Mai mom say, “dis not da time to get sik!”

Ha!

I did a hole bunch more “choos!” I “chood” all day. We all snoed in and I was chooing leff and rite! I had a cole!

(Juss beteen us, I not reelee sik. I not haff feefer, I run arown like yooshal and I eet and drink like yooshal.)

I chood for too hole days. Mai mom did a worry! She all sweet to me: “oh poor Frankie, yoo want more treets?” “Yes!”

Den I getted better. Go Crimez!

Frankie

Back in 2018, unbeknownst to my husband I adopted Jax and his bonded-at-foster-home “sistor” Lucy. The foster mom said “Hey, I can deliver the kittens to you on Christmas morning if you want!”

Ummm, okay!

Fast forward to Christmas morning. Our house is a hive of activity with our blended family of kids getting ready for two sets of grandparents to arrive for lunch.

***DING DONG***

My husband looks out the window. “Who is here? And WHAT ARE THEY CARRYING?!?” Yep - it was the foster mom with a crate containing Jax and Lucy. Of course the kids and I were ecstatic, but my husband was *PISSED!*

So Jax and Lucy were promptly deemed “The cats that ruined Christmas”…but of course they quickly had my husband wrapped around their claws and now we can’t imagine life without them. ❤️❤️❤️

Merry Chrispmouse from our “famblee” to yours! 🎄❤️🎄❤️🎄❤️🎄

Ouw deaw Mr. Cat is supposed to go ovew da bwidge vewwy vewwy soon. We have awl had a wondewfuw day cewebwating him. Tank woo, cousin Tali u/charivari8 fow owganizing.

Maybe whiwe he is making his finaw jouwney, we now honow him in da best ways we know how.

Hewe on da sub, he a piwate, a dancew, he WOVE to fwiwt wif awl da gwirls, a good cwiminaw, a gweat fwiend.

At his home is da Fwowida, he wove his sunshine and his poow, his wizawds and biwds to chase, his squiwwews to watch and pwotect fwom eviction. He wove his naps. He wove his birb so much.

He wove his meowmy da most.

So wight now, dance wike cwazy, ow waise woo gwass of wum ow churu, chase a wizawd, wun in da sunshine if woo have it, take a gweat wong nap, pway wif woo favowite toy fwiend, give woo pawrents da puwws.

At dis time, we send awl da wove to Mr. Cat, and to his meowmy.

I gonna dance wike cwazy fow my dance pawtnew. Untiw we meet again, deaw fwiend.

Wet’s do dis fow Mr. Cat.

🖤🤍🧡Applejack

HOOORAAAY! Good News from our dear brothers Smuffi and George the Couch Dog’s mom! u/One_Advantage793

Direct quote:
“I am still getting stronger and all the healing purrs and cuddle puddles and everything are a great boost to my healing every time I look”

ANNNND she made a fabulous surprise visit to Tali’s ( u/Charivari8 ) post, “I call fren Smuffi, hoo wan join me?”
which I’ll link below because it won’t let me in this post…..grrrrrreddit!

We are over the moon elated and so grateful that our frens and friend are on their way back to the ICBGC family, so let’s continue cheering them on the road to a full recovery ❤️‍🩹 keep those purrs and puddles coming!

Eternal gratitude to ALL of you beautiful people who continue to make these subs such a unique, special, loving, kind space on the net. You never cease to amaze me and make my world a better place. ❤️
Thank you and shine on! ✨ ⭐️ ✨

Hi frens, dis Drew. Yooshally mai brofer Frankie “da larm clok” wek mai mom in da mornging…

But not today!

Yoo may memember from wen I getted stuk in da cav in da bessmint seeling dat I not haff a lowd voyse (essep wen I in da car and it a reel mergency). Dis morngning wen it time for mai mom to wek up, I did a big MEOW! And I wekked her!

Frankie was like, “Wow, man, I not node yoo had it in yoo!”

And den I getted da pikkel!

GO CRIMEZ!