r/Holy0 • • Apr 03 '15

It is time to begin assigning members with jobs as to more effectively spread the word of the Holy 0.

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Thanks to /u/mourinho1234 for the suggestion. Here are the positions we have to assign. Comment on this thread for the position you would like and you will be granted the flair. Please keep in mind that some positions will require more members then others so try and keep the requests somewhat even.


The Cardinals

Leadership to keep everything running smoothly and effectively of course.


The Missionaries

They convince the still grey but uncommitted accounts, or even the committed Knights of the Button/Redguards, to rethink their ways, and join the church.


The Priests

They speak to the purples and blues, who were unfortunate enough to press the button, and then show them the path to salvation.


The Educators

They remind those already in the Shade/the Church of our mission. They also remind people to remain strong, and keep morale up. They would also be responsible for leading people to the church.


The Holy Crusaders

These people would have the toughest task. To fight those organizations dedicated to leading people away from the Shade/Holy0. But the people could still be converted, as only the organizations themselves are evil.


r/Holy0 • • Apr 06 '15

All those pressers seeking forgiveness from a Priest, find it here.

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It has come to my attention that there are many pressers wandering about our Church seeking forgiveness. If you seek to be cleansed of your press, inquire here, and my fellow priests and I will bless you and cleanse you.

Approach and be forgiven.


r/Holy0 • • Apr 24 '15

We now have an alliance with /r/destructionist. I am also officially declaring a Holy Crusade against the Church of the Button.

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Terms of This Alliance.

We now have a mutual defense pact between our groups.

We also encourage willing members of both groups to join the other.


The First Holy Crusade

As part of the alliance we have agreed to start a joint crusade against the Church of the Button.

The Church of the Button has declared a crusade against /r/destructionist and we must come to their aid.

Please make note while we are fighting against the Church that does not mean we are fighting the Knights, even though they stand together. Please do not make any moves against the Knights of the Button.

Non hodie, non cras nulla, in aeternum.

May the blessings of the Holy 0 be upon you all.


Update

We have formed an alliance with the Violet Hand.

The terms are as follows:

We have a mutual defense pack as to protect ourselves from any aggressors. This is void if either group is the aggressor in the war.

The Violet Hand joins our crusade against the Church of the Button.

The Violet Hand may not attack the Knights. We have a truce and we will not break it.

we welcome Violet Hand members to our church and any who wish to join the Violet Hand from the Church of the Holy 0 is free to do so.

While I understand that we have different philosophies about how we should bring about the Holy 0 it is in both of our best interests to work together against the aggression of the Church of the Button.


r/Holy0 • • Apr 06 '15

We now have a truce with the Knights of the Button.

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After a long discussion with /u/wicro, the representative of the Knights of the button, originally brought up by /u/MasterEvilFurby we have agreed to a truce. The terms are as followed:

It is the position of /r/Holy0 that a war between these two subreddits would result in nothing but chaos and mutually assured destruction. There would be unnecessary insults from both ends, which would distract us from our respective tasks. Both subs have ardent supporters who would downvote, to the death if necessary. But we feel that there is no end benefit to this course of action.

We also do not wish for the knights to recruit on /r/Holy0, and our members recruit on /r/KnightsOfTheButton. It does us both no good. Also prohibited are posts that disrupt the conversation on each other's sub like Rickrolls and posts that praise OP's viewpoint like a post that says "Long live the Knights" on the sub /r/Holy0. Insults from either side targeted at the other side are not allowed. Recruitment on /r/TheButton is allowed, but directly approaching and fighting is not allowed however polite arguments if they develop are allowed. All should be civil towards one another anywhere on Reddit.

The Church of the Holy 0 permits the usage of bots to aid in clicking, although they frown upon it. Using bots to prolong the life of the button after the last Knight has fallen is however, prohibited and any use of it means an intimidate end to this truce. These are the terms of the peace agreement, and both sides are in mutual agreement.


While we do not support their goals or what they stand for we need not fight with the knights. War is not what the Church of the Holy 0 is about and this helps us focus on the task of saving others instead of fighting a group that has made up their mind. I understand many of you will have disagreements with this truce and I welcome all to voice them here. Blessings of the Holy 0 upon you all.


r/Holy0 • • Apr 22 '15

Posted in the button and got no love, maybe you guys will appreciate the Holy 0's prayer I made.

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Our timer, who art in the sub hallowed be thyn number

Thyn zero come

Thy will be done

In grey as it is intended

Give us this, our button lock

And forgive us our intents to press

As we forgive those who press against us

And lead us not into the 6

But deliver us to 0

For thine is the timer, the press, and the button Forever and ever.

Ameno,


r/Holy0 • • Apr 17 '15

We extend our Violet Hand to you!

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Greetings Holy0! /u/nipplymax here, Overseer of Arts over at /r/violethand, with the blessing of /u/TheDeadWhale, our Overseer of Publicity. While we are purple supremacists, and proPressers, we share your disdain with the low colors, and only await the days of absolute zero. We believe an alliance would be beneficial to both of us, and wish to hear your thoughts on the matter.

Your friends (hopefully) at the Violet Hand.


r/Holy0 • • Apr 24 '15

Be wary, brothers and sisters, for I have seen the Mark of the Beast and it is Red.

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 05 '15

/u/Doradus_variables created a banner for the Church of the Holy 0.

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 18 '15

The Orange flair is now among us (organically). Rejoice, my brothers and sisters, for this is a sign that the After-timer draws nearer!

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 17 '15

Holy0-- you've moved into the top ten button subreddits, displacing patientpressers.

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 06 '15

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the button... [OC]

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 02 '15

Welcome all to the Church of the Holy 0.

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Please feel free to post anything about the Holy 0 the Great Button and the Great Timer. Also feel free to ask about the Church.

Also if anyone has moderating experience and wishes to help out that would be appreciated.


r/Holy0 • • Apr 13 '15

I made a comprehensive Church of the Holy 0 wallpaper.

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 11 '15

/u/Goombac has drawn an Avatar for our church. Thoughts?

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 05 '15

Be strong followers of the Holy 0, I support you! [X-post from /r/TheGreyHopeful]

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 11 '15

As these are unspoiled and perfect, so will our resistance to pressing the Button never waver...

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r/Holy0 • • May 06 '15

Figure you guys would enjoy this, too. (x-post /r/violethand)

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r/Holy0 • • May 03 '15

Brethren, our ascension will arrive soon.

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 03 '15

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the 0

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r/Holy0 • • Jun 05 '15

Welcome to the Shade, my Brothers

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The AfterTime has come. All hail the end of the Button.


r/Holy0 • • Apr 27 '15

The Button - The Old Testament 1:4-26

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  1. In the beginning after God had created the heavens and the earth, the internet was formless - void and 4chan covered the face of the deep and ytmnd had been abandoned.

  2. Then powerlanguage spake and said "Let there be more colors." and there was colors. Then powerlanguage said "Let us manage the button" and so the button itself was created.

  3. So out of the ground the LORD God formed every animal of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to the man to see what he would call them.

  4. The man gave names to all his things while powerlanguage witnessed all things pertaining toward the button.

  5. The button, whose time was set in it's creation was only sixty seconds. Now, each person who was around that thing, the button, was assigned their predestined color, based off their desire, which was predestined before the foundation of this earth.

  6. Then powerlanguage spake again and said, "Let us agree to give each man a righteous color based off his merit and they shall not escape the day they eat of it!" So he assigned each man their place. He measured each man and saith these things: "A purple for 60.00 - 51.01, a blue for 51.00 - 41.01, a green for 41.00 - 31.01, a yellow for 31.00 - 21.01, an orange for 21.00 - 11.01, and a holy red for 11.00 - 00.1, and the UNPRESSERS let them be marked!" And each was as he said! But he could not mark the non-pressers because they were as the shadow behind-the man.

  7. And these things were very good and both the LORD God AND MOD-TEAM had agreed that the button shall NOT hit 0, because when it does you shall learn wisdom of it's fruit.

  8. Now, the serpent, Cassandra, who was more crafty than any wild animal that the LORD God had made, said to powerlanguage; "Did God say that you shall not let any button hit 0?" Then powerlanguage said "We can have any color and fruit from this garden but we must NOT let that timer hit 0." Then the serpant said to him "You will not die; but God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."

  9. So when powerlanguage, saw the button was for good food, it was a delight to his eyes and he desired to make one wise, he took it's fruit and ate, he also gave some to his witness, who shown as red but were of purple in that moment, and their eyes were opened, and they knew they were naked.

  10. When he did this the shades appeared before LORD God and a witness to the red, GyroDawn - witness of the red light, who some called 'John the Taptist' stood with them, a red himself, and said to powerlanguage "What have you done and how did you know you were naked?"

  11. They, the exposed, then said "What is this that you have done powerlanguage?" and The greys said to them all, "Because you have listened to the voice of Cassandra, and have eaten which you were commanded not, you shall not eat of it. Cursed is the ground because of you and you shall eat of it all the days of your life. Thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you; and you shall eat of the plants of the field. By the seat of your face shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken: you are dust, and to dust you shall return."

  12. Then the LORD said to the shades and the reds, "Keep thy button until it's appointed time, that the red wedding hasn't come, but there are greys among you who will press and ARE NOT of the shade or paradise, I will blot them out! AND BLESS THE RED-LEADERS. I have determined to make an end of all purples for the earth is filled with violence because of them; now I am going to destroy them along with the button."

  13. So then the blues came, and spread across this place, joining evil that works in this universe, waiting for the holy 0 to once again appear.


r/Holy0 • • Apr 12 '15

I was told to join this sub by someone on Fade.

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r/Holy0 • • Apr 04 '15

The 0 will soon be upon us!

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r/Holy0 • • Jun 08 '15

The time of the Holy 0 is upon us.

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The Holy 0 is now among us. The timer has been silenced and the temptation of the button is gone from us. We have done the work of the Holy 0 and it now guides us in our lives.

I would like to personally thank all of you that have taken part and believed along with me. We know the Holy 0 is with us and no longer need the Church to spread the word of the Holy 0. It is up to you to choose if you want to continue to spread the word of the Holy 0 in the /r/ButtonAftermath.

Wherever you go trust the Holy 0 will be with you. Blessings of the Holy 0 upon you.


r/Holy0 • • May 23 '15

We have now seen a zombie of the Knights take a 0s flair and restart a zeroed timer. What now for the faithful?

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