so far, the only rule is to try to make someones day better. This rule is put in place to not make someones day worse. and as always stay wholesome!

Welcome to r/Havingabadday. We love you, and if you're having a bad day, we are sorry!

Although I created the sub, I would like to sincerely thank /u/vitovsgaming for the idea. I also invite him to become a mod here, so let's hope he joins!

With that out of the way, get posting! Let's fill this sub!

Caught my girlfriend cheating on me, my best friend got in a car accident and doesn't even remember who I am, some people started a rumour about me and I fell down the stairs and damaged my phone screen. I feel like life doesn't want me to be.

So at lunch today I received at text from my brother describing his morning so far, so I thought I would share it with y’all.

Here is something you never thought you would read. I was taking a dump and I felt a bug on the back of my leg so I tried to sweep it away. Well the fucking thing bit the shit out of me. It hurt like hell. So out of reaction I yelled holy fuck and jumped up. The friggin turd I had half hanging out of my ass fell on to the floor. So I basically shit in the bathroom floor. There was shit all in the grout because of course it landed long ways parallel with the grout. So I had to flush the shitter and dip paper in the crapper to scrub the shit out of the grout. So you know how I am about shit. So the whole time I am picking this thing up and scrubbing the grout I was gagging like I had an 8 inch dick rammed down my throat (and no fucker I dont know what that is like, it is a figure of speech. There are 2 people on earth who do not know what that feels like. Me and your ole lady). The dude in the stall next to me ask if I am alright. Now how dumb is your ass if you hear a fucker gagging and you ask if they are ok. I wanted to say I think I just got bit by a black widow for all the fuck I know and I shit in the floor does that sound like a fucker who is alright to you. So I started to pull up my pant and I thought fuck what if what ever bit me was in my pants. My luck it would have bit me on the sack and I would have elephantitus of the balls. So I took my pants off and sure enough it was a huge fucking ant. So I murder that mother fucker and put my pants back on. I get my pants up around my waist and realized I havent even wiped my ass. At this point I go full Don. So now I have to go through the process of wiping my ass and making sure there are no shit streaks in my pants because you know I go commando. So the guy next to me is all kinds of bewildered. At this point the asshole next to me is laughing because all he hears is my ass cussing and thrashing around like an epileptic in a stobelight factory. What a fucking nightmare.