So this happened yesterday, and I figured it would be applicable to this sub.

I was sitting at my PC browsing the web and half assing my physics homework when my uber conservative straight laced sort of awkward roommate walked in requesting aid on his physics homework.

When someone has my attention while I'm on the computer, I minimize whatever I am reading and focus on them.

So we have a bit of a conversation on physics as I explain some stuff to him, and I notice he is acting really exasperated and looks like he's trying to walk away, so I say bye and he walks out.

I turned back to my screen only to find that my Furry Porn folder was up, maximized on the screen in glorious HD.

Oops.

Note: he still hasn't said anything to me about it, but I know there is no way he didn't see, and I know he's really biased and prudish about that sort of stuff.

All right so a little bit of back story. I used to be a casual furry. I didn't dress up in fursuits and role play and attend orgies, but god damn did I love me some anthro porn.

Anyways, I had a pretty big crush on this incredibly cute girl in high school. We were both straight out of home school so we were incredibly awkward. Obviously, I tried to figure out how to use this connection to try and get together with her. Unfortunately, the sheer amount of awkward the two of us gave off prevented conversation from forming... at all.

I did know she was an artist and she was (and is) a pretty good one. You might see were this is going.

One day I saw her drawing an amazing cat. So of course I awkwardly complimented her on it. She awkwardly said thank you. This was the first time I had ever spoken to her on my own initiative without anyone else's help (i.e. my friend who she would later go out with). I was desperate to keep the conversation going. I was willing to say anything. And then it came out.

'Hey, maybe could you draw me an anthro cat? Preferably a female one?'

Stop time here, Saved by the Bell style. I'd like to ask you how many things are wrong with this sentence.

...

The answer is all of it. Every single damn thing. She blushed and quietly refused my request. After that she quickly moved away, switching seats.

It took me a long time to figure out that what I said was wrong. I still tried my best to get with her though. But as you can imagine, this was probably one of the three things that blew it for me. The other two things were ignoring rules 1 and 2.

Anyways, moral of the story is 'Don't let your casually hardcore furry porn perusing bleed into your conversations with cute girls'.

Hey, first of all, there will be many, many many stories from this site, some of them will be multi-parters, some of them will be one-shots, but the biggest thing will be the interactions with it's (Sometimes actually wonderful) community.

This is one of those stories that Aren't so wonderful....

(Note, all usernames will be shrouded to preserve identities, and will be referred to by nicknames, characters that stay constant, will be referred to as such at the beginning of every post.)

(Another Note, F-List is a Furry Chat-Site that allows people to make multiple characters on one account and interact with others--This can mean anything from RP's looking for sex, to more normal story-based RPG kind of games, the latter are the ones I am a part of.)

Alright so to understand what happened here, the 'Channel' that this took place in is called Pokefurs, as you can probably guess, it's about Pokemon, now, if people bothered to read the rules they'd notice there is NOTHING about non-pokemon being agaisnt the rules. It's the OOC room, that means pretty much anything goes as long as it isn't to extreme (And fairly recently, no RP's are allowed in that channel either.)

So a Final fantasy character (Who will be referred to in this post as, 'Big Bad') is talking about his character, it's rather late at night so the room is basically deader than a 50 year old man's sex drive, it's a BIT weird, and I tell him that (He's talking about the theme song for his character, the biography, and everything, it was the OOC channel, so it was a bit normal, but he was also sort of in-character, which was weird.) I was rather polite....but here comes Self-Awareness-Lacking (who will be referred to as SAL)

Now to be clear, I don't know if it was because he was tired (He did mention he was about to go to sleep) or if he was normally like that, I've never even known about him before this.

SAL proceeds to blow up on Big Bad, specifically saying the words "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" and was talking about how clingy and annoying this guy was......someone else proceeded to call him out on it, the same person as before, who we can call Reasonable Person (RP)

Now, SAL at this point, retracts his statement, apologizes, and $100 dollah bills flew everywhere.

Except he doesn't, he doubles down on it and not only proceeds to complain about us not complaining if it was a single post, he get's shut down for that, then RP and a few other people start posting info about their characters to drive the point it that nobody cares. SAL Then proceeds to bitch about us ganging up on him (Granted, we were, but he was being a dipshit.) And Talked about how ignoring problems doesn't make them go away (There was no problem until he came along, and the website's /ignore function is literally makes the problem go away) proceeded to say

'I But I suppose I shouldn't expect maturity from furries. Or diplomacy.

Everybody just went on a fullstop....Not only did he say he shouldn't have expected maturity (His first sentence in his rant included the word FUCK in all caps, like that.) His lack of self awareness was so profound that the third coming of Jesus happened and nobody noticed, and he just ended up as a Cashier down in Michigan.

RP and several others in the chat then decided to copy+paste Bulbapedia entries of their Pokemon species into the chat room, and he get's even angrier.

During this entire time, MRP (More Reasonable Person) is just saying to use the /ignore function in the chat and to not make a giant shitstorm.....SAL? He starts saying the same fucking thing! The mod came in to stop it though.

Another person causes some stuff with him (He plays a 'Sub' character, so she was asking him to be more Submissive, he told her when he's in an RP he'll do that.)....Strike One.

5 minutes after, SAL mentions god-modding....when he's talking to literal deity characters, causing ANOTHER shit storm...the largest gem from that one was

"Well you haven't given a very good impression of yourself."

and then.

"Kinda self-centered in how you've been posting."

The bullshit meter hasn't gone any higher that I know of, not only has he given a TERRIBLE impression, but he's talking about being self-centered, when this player seems to be by far the most self-centered person I've ever seen, the Mod lays down the hammer HARD. Strike Two.

The Admin in the room at this point is kind of pissed, tells them that he didn't step in earlier so they could fight 5 minutes later.

Thankfully, there was no Strike Three, and SAL went to bed, because if there was any more drama, the Mod at the time was going to lay the hammer down HARD.

TL;DR: Just read it, it took me an hour, and it has good info for future stories about the wonderful place that is F-List

Many of the other talesfromx or x-tales (x being anything from weebos over neckbeards to HAES warriors) are quite successful , so why is this as good as dead ? You could ask for example if the other subs, who are like this, would help you by linking to you (of course you need to link back to them as well). That alone should get you easily in the couple hundred if not thousand subscribers.

Then there is /r/furry , and as long as you don't hate on furries in general, just make fun of those, that give the rest a bad rep (like fatpeoplestories for example), I am sure they might post here a few funny stories.