I found this two years ago but I only found this subreddit today and immediately got reminded of this

Text: “I was discharged from work on this house by McBride the Bulldog for being drunk only once, when he is drunk all the time. Carpenter Smith, Plymouth March 27, 1888”

Purchased a box of cards & envelopes at Goodwill and found this old Hallmark card hidden at the bottom of the box.

I work for a school bus company. Today I had to fill in for a sick driver. Found this on the bus. Your new nickname is Javier. I decided it! ❤️❤️

I wonder if Brian ever got lucky, haha…

Edit: If the author happens to see this post, please message me and if you can prove it’s yours, I’d be happy to send it to you. Just let me know which two schools you mentioned. Also, you’ve developed a big fan base!

Edit 2: Someone keeps claiming who the author is, but they were unable to verify the city, the schools, and the classes studied. If I discover who the actual author is, I will (with their permission) post an update here.

(DJ booth closet)

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I mean I had no choice but to love them.

praying for this person's teeth, i guess

edit: commentors pointed out that it's likely the 3 6 9 manifestation method. kind of depressing and i hope whomever this was written by falls into good fortune soon. and that they also enjoyed their starbucks