Explain Like I'm Calvin

By fake answers I mean people who say stuff like that urgent cares and emergency rooms are for different levels of care, or that "never forget" is about two towers being destroyed. Obviously those are silly answers, they can't possibly be serious!

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/Irishane • Jul 22 '16

[ELIC] Dad, how come I fart when I poop but I don't always poop when I fart?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/thisrockismyboone • Oct 25 '12

I think I'm old enough by now to know... What are your and mom's names?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/Curious-Message-6946 • Jul 29 '24

Why is so much of police bodycam footage censored?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/TheGallifreyan • Apr 16 '14

ELIC: Turn down for what?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/draqza • Jul 04 '12

ELIC why I saw mommy peeing on a stick

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I walked in on her in the bathroom and she didn't seem very happy.

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/PowerOfGamers01 • Nov 14 '16

Dad, why does cough syrup and Sprite taste good together?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/abearwithcubs • Feb 15 '13

ELIC: What do the head-dresses (specifically turban styles) from different religions (Sikh, Muslim, etc) represent?

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Specifically, do the different ways in which they are wrapped, the colors, etc represent a specific belief or is it just a personal statement?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/DespoticLlama • Jan 08 '25

ELIC: If Mr Trump does make Canada the 51st State, how many Electoral College votes will they get?

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And could this impact future elections in the favour of Republicans or Democrats?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/WhatIsThatThing • Feb 13 '13

ELIC: Why doesn't everybody else like the things I like?

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Someone at school told me that he thought Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie was stupid. How is that even possible?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/tokobot19 • Nov 19 '25

ELIC: If Kraft Mac and cheese is made with milk, can you substitute Nesqwik chocolate milk?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/Spork_Warrior • Jan 23 '23

Guy's wife asked him how a football score can be negative - time for you guys to step in!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10j0gks/wife_asked_me_how_the_score_could_be_a_negative/

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • u/techietrans • Nov 25 '24

ELIC: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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