Project with my 12yo neighbour, taught him baking skills, first cake he ever made, and he did all the decorating too. Think he did pretty damn good! Tastes great too. Did it take is 5 attempts to write Happy Birthday? Yes. Was the kitchen a mess and my hands covered in food dye? Yes. Was it a wholesome day? YES!

Enjoy this unboxing journey….

My daughter wanted to make Auntie’s birthday special and wanted to help make a cake for her. My sister said her fav cake is red velvet and sent the first pic as her dream (knowing damn well I haven’t made a cake in years). Second is what we made. Taste TBD but it is red velvet 😂

I saw the inspiration picture on reddit earlier in the year and fell in love. Though I didn't realize the teeth I bought were far too big until it was too late. She doesn't look very pleased with existing but given the state of the world I get it.

Cake was classic yellow with chocolate frosting. Homemade because despite my lackluster cake decorating skills I am a good baker I swear.

Bonus pic of leftovers in the fridge which gave my partner a jolt the morning after.

This madman literally cut open the container of ice cream instead of scooping it.

Any thoughts? :)

Wife and I went shopping today and she wanted a few large ornaments. I told her we could just make them because it's strips of paper cut in a certain pattern to fit around a sphere. I am severely disappointed in our skills.

Inspiration (first picture); me (second and third picture).

Poor honey bee looks like it got smacked by a fly swatter 💔

It didn’t get squished in my bag, straight from the store

Went to the Dunkin Donuts drive through to buy my young nephew a halloween spider donut for trick or treating. Conversation went something like this:

Me: Do you have any more spider donuts?

Dunkin Dude: We do have one but it doesn't look much like a spider.

Me: That's okay, he won't care. He's only three.

First photo is what it should look like, second is mine when I told my nephew it was a spider donut and opened the bag to see it. Dunkin dude didn't even put the munchkin on the donut. I still can't stop laughing about this. It's the lowest effort spider donut I've ever seen.

Wife’s friend lost her dog. She saw that they made $300 stuffed animals modeled after deceased pets to cuddle with and what not. Instead she bought this from instagram for $45.

If this is an improvement…the poor pastry that came before it.

he’s crying a little. He’s afraid he is going to be eaten :(

don't ask why I wanted a yard long twix bar this is more a failure of my reading comprehension and getting excited too fast