Easter joke

Since early childhood, Janice and I have been deep friends. Few platonic relationships between men and women have crossed the same milestones ours has. Today I’m going to recount to you how that relationship was ruined forever by a beloved Easter snack.

I had never tried a “Cadbury Egg” before. I was to meet with Janice later on in the day, at her church at 6PM. I consumed several Cadbury Eggs at 1PM. By 4PM it was clear to me that my stomach was compromised, possibly by spoilt Cadbury Eggs. I pressed on though with my meeting with Janice because our friendship is so important to me.

At 6PM I arrived at the church for the ceremony. Several times I doubled over from the intense stomach pain. Janice spotted me at the pew I was sitting at and called me up. I got up to comply when it happened. A resounding sound erupted from my rear and echoed through the suddenly-silent church. Nearly every head turned. Janice stood there, mouth agape.

She waved me down and I took my seat again. She did not make eye contact for the rest of the ceremony. She did not text me when I got home, where I experienced an intense version of the runs that I call “the sprints.” She has not texted me in four days. That friendship is over.

Please learn from my example: Cadbury eggs can be hazardous. Examine them before consuming. Thank you.

I wanna know what everyone is planning to do . I'm probably gonna chill with my mom.

My images: My Snapchat Bitmoji and my mangatoon app diy avatar.

Just a reminder whether you’re celebrating with family or solo, that you are loved for exactly who you are. I hope you all have a wonderful day of peace, rest, and happiness.

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Deep cut in the headline, so congrats if you get the reference. I'm almost 50 with no kids and this is how I spent my morning. Hoppy Easter! 🐰🥚🐣

Have a good time!

My family and I are originally from Minnesota, but ended up moving to Alabama seven years ago after some crazy doors opened up to further my husband’s career that we absolutely had to walk through. Now that he’s advanced as much as he has I’ve been begging him to start applying for jobs just north lol. (The heat is just too much for me among other things…. I’ve met wonderful people down here but I know in my heart Alabama is not my forever home.)

He is planning on heavily searching soon in hopes he can find another opportunity to pay for our new move and adventure. We realized we’ve explored so much of Tennesee, tons of Florida, Atlanta, and Savannah but we have yet to visit New Orleans even though it’s only a fiveish hour drive from us. We head for New Orleans early this week for a little vacation so I told my kids that’s their Easter present. They smiled and said it was better than a basket which of course made us want to get them a basket (although I didn’t buy baskets oops) so I set their gifts on our entertainment center and I’m just going to wait to see how long it takes for them to notice.

My son (13) and daughter (19) are super into health and fitness. My son has gotten into lifting and his progress has been insane. My daughter has always just had a drive for it and she’s looking so dang healthy now that she’s been able to figure out that it’s not about the scale it’s about feeding her body the right nutrition. She’s glowing. So we opted out of doing any candy just because we figured they’d like other things more.

For our son: Stanley cup (I have a knock off one that my kids aren’t allowed to use and I can tell they want their own TJ Maxx had them so perfect) an upgrade wallet from his Velcro Mario one, socks (my kids have obsessions over socks) a new hat, and a cross body bag to stick his phone and wallet in the pouch and use the bag for water bottles especially for vacations but also we go on a lot of walks as a family. He uses a weighted vest when he runs alone (he’s super into this whole making gains muscle thing right now and I’m so proud of him it came out of no where.) and body wash

Our daughter: a Stanley as well, different color. My daughter is super into facial things so we did snail mucin (she got me into it and has been just asking my daily for mine) a face mask, dry shampoo, eye cream my husband proudly picked out… I have no idea if it’s any good lol but I’m sure it will be amazing, and of course socks.

I also realized I had fifty dollars in my purse because I can never seem to part with physical cash very easily. I don’t carry a lot ever but it’s accumulated to that amount so $25 each to add to the generous “Easter basket money” my parents sent our children. I figured they can pool it together for some spending money on our vacation.

I wish I had something more themed and cutesy that screams Easter but couldn’t think of anything.

If anyone has any ideas that make sense for Easter that I could do yearly that is more themed that makes sense (like they will like and actually use) I’m all ears. My kids are so easy to please and are going to be shocked because they are fully expecting our little trip to be their “easter basket” which makes me all the more excited. But I’d love if any of y’all have teens or older and if you’ve found a themed type item (preferably not food, we are making a nice Easter dinner and all that) but something they’d keep or use (not Easter sugar scrubs either) that fits the theme please let me know! (For example my kids still love Squishmallows and use them as pillows (they’ll take those with vs an actual pillow when we travel) so they get a new Christmas one every Christmas along with pajamas.

Anyway, I’m excited!!! And please any Easter themed type ideas for teen boys and young adult women would be so appreciated, because I’m at a loss. Maybe a more spring looking outfit? Idk. It’s not happening this year, but next year I’d like something to tie it together.

Also TJ Maxx for the win! Almost everything we bought was on sale and the things that weren’t were still cheaper than purchasing from someplace else.

How did we do and lmk how we can improve. We are rich in every way other than financially so keep that in mind 😆😆. We planned well ahead for our little vacation and made cuts to do this for them because their attitudes about it were just so precious.

hello everyone i just recently lost my mother on February 3 2026 she passed from cancer this be our first holiday without her could anyone help us we lil bit cash for my son Easter basket and dinner my mother was the one in control our all this stuff she had all the money we lost it all bc she passed away my son 6 years old he missed hes grandma everyday my chime account $KANTINA-LATHEM-2 thank yall anything helps

Happy easter everyone!

Hope you'll find all the eggs, have a great day and enjoy the sweets!

Oh, and I hope you won't end up like Roary here... How the hell did he do that?

My mum is alone and works very very hard every day and we get barley any cholate and I’m so sadddd:(

But my rich friends gettt so SO SO much and not me please tell me why :(

Does the bunny hated me?

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easter #Zombie #sins #brains

dead #EasterSunday #holiday

I was born in a different country and never experienced the Easter bunny/egg, etc. now that I have an 18 month old, people ask me if I plan to do the Easter bunny for my baby. What are people talking about? Growing up Easter was associated to church so I don’t know what Americans do for Easter except for church. You have ideas?