Hi! I'm currently taking a computer science course and have to build a multi-page website from scratch. Instead of making a boring portfolio, i decided to make an entire site dedicated to a bit absurd and very short story i wrote about Winnie the Pooh eating all the honey on earth and getting so massive he becomes a permanent mountain.
i thought it would be hilarious to have an actual drawing to put on the main page, so i figured why not ask here and see if anyone wants to take a crack at it!
it doesn't need to be a masterpiece at all. honestly, the funnier, rougher, or more deadpan the style, the better it fits the site.
here is the story:
How Pooh Became a Mountain
It started on a tuesday when Pooh realized asking for honey was dumb. he was a bear with a tiny brain who concluded honey was only being made for him to eat, and that the bees were probably just holding it for him.
So he just started taking all the honey.
First he ate all of rabbit's honey. Rabbit got mad and yelled at him, so Pooh just sat on him until rabbit stopped breathing. Piglet saw it happen and got so scared her heart gave out and she died right there in the dirt. Eeyore watched from the mud and was mostly just mad that Pooh didnt sit on him too.
Pooh didn't care. He ate whole beehives, wood and bees and everything, without chewing.
He got really fat really fast. His red shirt ripped off and got lost somewhere in his back rolls. Soon he was as big as a garbage truck that had swallowed another garbage truck.
When the woods ran out of honey, Pooh couldn't walk anymore, so he just rolled onto the road. He squished cars and flattened houses just to get to the honey factories. He drank whole vats of honey and rolled right over the workers when they tried to stop him.
He ate so much that he got as big as a building. By winter, he had eaten literally all the honey on earth. All the bees were out of a job, the economy was totally ruined.
Pooh eventually rolled back to the woods and got wedged upside down in a ditch. He was too fat to move. Eventually the government just gave up trying to move him, declared him a permanent mountain, and built a highway around him.
Rich guys from California started paying 50.000 dollars just to hike up his left leg and plant a little flag on his nipple.