TL;DR;

1. u/DeepFuckingValue liked $GME

2. We Like The Stock

3. 🌈 🐻 hedge funds shorted the shit out of $GME

4. Now WE REALLY LIKE THE STOCK

5. Hedgies got squoze

6. Fraudbinhood and clearing firms turned off buying for all our stonks

7. Now pretty much e’rybody’s mad

8. We still like the stock

9. Diamond hands 💎🙌 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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This all got started when u/DeepFuckingValue went balls deep into $GME:

screenshot of DFV's initial buy

That turned out to be a great bet, and he kept buying over time:

https://www.tradingview.com/x/S4n93Qyb/

DFV's position in January 22nd, just a week before writing

But then big 🌈 🐻 hedge funds like Melvin Capital put on a massive short position on GME. They were so short that what started out as a value play, turned out to be a great opportunity for a short squeeze.

what could go wrong?

Melvin Capital was already losing money:

Melvin's flesh wound

DFV was so happy at all the delicious tendies about to come his way.

But then some hedgies got mad because they were losing lots of money to DFV and the millions of other retards who followed him into the trade:

hedgies be like

Footnote: to be fair some of them were really classy how they admitted defeat

$GME became a symbol for the average retard who wants to get rich and die happy

you know...like jeffry epstein did

And more people piled into the stock and it kept going higher:

https://www.tradingview.com/x/QcaYYnJN/

Robinhood, who we used to think was our friend, turned out to be a 🌈 🐻 and disabled buying more $GME for all its users. Things got really volatile after that:

https://www.tradingview.com/x/1fpEJQzQ/

Here Vlad, the CEO of Robinhood, explains what his plan was:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7rdlq/robinhood_ceo_when_responding_to_chris_cuomo_on/

Turns out when one of the hedgies blew out on its short of GME, they got a butt-ton of cash from Citadel to avoid going under. So now Citadel basically owns this massive fucking short position. Citadel is also Robinhood’s biggest customer because they buy all their stock and option order flow. So at this point we don’t know for sure what has happened, but all that is mad sus.

But stonks kept getting jacked anyway…

metaphorically speaking. (jk, piper, we love you)

DTCC raised collateral requirements for new buy positions to 100%. DTCC is a monopoly that makes sure that all the retards who buy stonks get the stonk. And the 🧻 🙌s who sell the stocks get their tendies.

Lots of clearing firms didn’t have the cash, so they turned off trading in stocks we like: GME, NOK, BB, NAKD, KOSS, AMC, TSLA (jk) which meant they all tanked because if no one is allowed to buy but you can still sell them, who exactly are the ones who are buying them from us?

Then AOC got mad and started tweeting about it.

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Then Daddy Musk joined in and we got real excited about that:

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So then people started to care that so many retards and autists were getting molested, and the news started to pick it up.

Robinhood said that they re-enabled trading for the WSB stonks but actually there’s a max of 1 share, so basically fuck you; doing it for the press, so they can still suck my left nut.

Now it’s the weekend and I can’t wait to see what’s gunna happen next.

Meanwhile we got diamond fucking hands and aren’t selling this shit 'til alpha centauri.

💎🙌

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Update Feb 1, 2021: mainstream news outlets including Bloomberg, Reuters, CNBC, and the Financial Times are quick to jump on an alleged short squeeze of silver. No one in wsb had been talking about silver. Turns out Citadel was balls deep into silver. I emailed the Editor-at-large at the FT to ask her what her source was for the silver squeeze she basically replied that she didn't have one. After all, we're all retarded here, so what difference does it make if it's true or not?

https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/lhykya/update_changeorg_petition_suppressed_read_below/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

We the people have been stepped on, used, and lied to. All in an effort to keep us from the just fruits of our labor. In America we preach equality and transparency. But these have been purchased and monetized by the rich and the greedy. Hidden away and manipulated to keep happiness out of arms reach. Today we band together to take back whats ours and to expose the ill gotten gains of the wealthy.   
Q: DOES ANYONE HAVE A PLAN OTHER THAN TO HOLD?     A: YES WE DO!      https://www.change.org/p/gamestop-shareholders-call-for-emergency-shareholder-meeting-for-gme
Q: what's next? 
A: There will be an open letter to the BOD you the shareholder will be able to sign. Starting tomorrow as we are finalizing the site as soon as we meet with our coorporate security lawyer You will be able to sign here. https://www.stockholdersrights.com/
We are a community of like-minded individuals. We are not financial advisors and we offer no financial or spiritual advice. So we continue  our discussions with the best interests of shareholders being our priority. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Update the petition has been hid from change.org.

Now I ask you. To please pay attention to the patterns. And do your own research. We are up against Goliath.

“We may have all come on different ships, but we’re in the same boat now.” – Martin Luther King Jr. "The many factors which divide us are actually much more superficial than those we share. Despite all of the things that differentiate us - race, language, religion, gender, wealth and so on - we are all equal concerning our fundamental humanity" -Dalai Lama

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