r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • Apr 29 '19
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 03 '19
Just A Reminder About My Recent Scientific Discoveries
I discovered that schizophrenia is when natural DMT production does not stop at puberty. Autism and schizophrenia are quite similar. When someone with high natural DMT levels is loved and nurtured by a parent we call that autism. When they are vilified and not-believed by their friends and family we call that schizophrenia.
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • Apr 26 '19
Welcome To The Revolution
Welcome to the revolution, where everything about DMT can be discussed and displayed in a loving, joyous, positive, unconditionally loving manner free of prissy moderators!!!!!
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 08 '19
For All History People Have Asked “What Is Consciousness?” DMT Answers The Question And Every Other Question Too
At this point any adult who has not taken DMT or made immediate plans to take DMT will be known as one of history’s BIGGEST LOSERS.
DMT is at the root of consciousness, ingenuity, instinct, bird and animal migration, schizophrenia, autism, hair growth in men, sexual virulence in men and women, and it also cures cancer and AIDS and is the primary best treatment for Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s disease.
Mainstream media, when will you get a clue????
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • Apr 28 '19
I’m gone.
Some cocksucker banned me from my own subreddit. Adios.
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • Apr 27 '19
AMAzing News!!!
A brave redditor from Canada has accepted my offer of a full-expense paid trip to visit me here at my home to conduct research and experiments on me and DMT.
He arrives before midnight tonight and I expect we’ll start serious experiments in the AM. He will be here for a week experimenting, surfing, getting laid, and enjoying Southern California 100% paid for by the Chinese government. CODE: Hyperloop read in 50MG Mex via China.
I’m going to let him do most of the explaining so you know it is unbiased.
Behold: Your King Hath Cum
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 01 '19
I’ve Scored Five More Free Tix To Joe Rogan Tonight at The Comedy Store
Free tix for the first five takers who contact me and want to meet me at the ticket line at the Comedy Store at 9:30 pm tonight!!!
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 08 '19
Update to Mexico and China
All systems go. Update retro 69 mg. Code Orange Iran - Iraq
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 03 '19
I Think It Is Safe To Say I’m The First Guy G-Man Enough To Vape DMT with FBI!!!!
I’m just realizing what a boss move that was. I am.
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • Apr 26 '19
DMTnew has been created
New Ideas Surrounding DMT, N,N-dimethyltryptamine
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 02 '19
I think my house is about to be raided
If I get arrested I hope you guys will help me
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 01 '19
Fractal Emergent Reality
A fractal equation linked to a time signature would create a present reality.
The Fibonacci sequence might be the key fractal multiplier.
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 18 '19
The DMT Life Cycle
The following has been revealed to me in my daily breakthrough.
DMT is the primary neurotransmitter in our brains before we go through puberty. At puberty, simultaneous with an increase in sex hormones, DMT production by the pineal is reduced or eliminated, and we enter the boring, serious world of adulthood and prepare ourselves to raise children of our own. We get to have sex, which is nice, but we also have to spend a lot of time in stressful, boring situations required of us the provide a safe environment for our offspring.
We find mates and create a home and have children and then spend about two decades raising our kids into adults and then the cycle repeats.
Back in better times, before humanity stumbled into an obsession with longevity and a desire to always look and feel much younger than our years, DMT production would be reinitiated when our sex hormones declined. When DMT was re-introduced naturally to adults they reconnected with the spirit world and became a calming and guiding presence to the world. That was a time when wisdom really did reside in our elders.
Now, we live in a world, at least in the developed countries, where DMT production is not reestablished in the elderly. It has been hypothecized, and I think correctly, that fluoridation of our water supply leads to a calcification of the pineal. Calcification of the pineal, combined with our fear of staring at the sun (which activates DMT production) has lead to profound stupidity, frankly, in older adults in the modern industrialized world.
Our age is the Age of Treason. Treason against God and Ingenuity. Treason against DMT.
I am hereby ushering in a renaissance of Reason and Spirituality, which have not be united since ancient times. You all know this is exactly what needs to be done and exactly how things are.
Thank you for your faith in me and allowing me the time and space to figure all this out.
Chris Cantelmo, the King of Reddit and your kingdom come, has arrived.
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 14 '19
DMT Centered Podcast Series Being Unveiled Tonight
Tyger Gruber, the producer of my upcoming podcast series and my PR manager, is uploading the first edition of the series right now to YouTube.
We’ll be sharing links here momentarily so you can check it out.
Enjoy. I love you all.
Update: as of 8:23 California time the upload is only around 50% since the hotel WiFi is slow so it could be a couple hours yet. Sorry for the delay!
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 01 '19
Two Fine G-Men Just Interviewed Me
Two of the most respectable, open-minded, intelligent public servants I have ever met just came to my home to interview me about my DMT related claims and other matters. The FBI is a fine institution and CIA may be salvageable one day soon.
I was able to show them the purification method (pH 12 extraction from Mimosa Hostilis root bark) and I vaporized and inhaled DMT so they could see how it is used.
I advised that I never buy or sell DMT and that it is a substance that naturally occurs in our bodies thanks to a healthy, sunlight-activates pineal gland.
The world is about to get a whole lot more loving and peaceful and if we all work happily together maybe I can convince the feline-insects not to make plant food out of all you non-believers.
Peace be upon us.
Code ROYGBIV retro tide upwelling 40 mg Mexico read in China
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • Apr 27 '19
A Scorecard for Those of You Playing Along at Home
So, in the course of a couple of months I have singlehandedly discovered that DMT is the (1) naturally occurring endogenous human neurotransmitter of childhood and ingenuity, (2) the root chemical agent involved in Schizophrenia and Autism, (3) a cure for cancer, (4) enabling us to see the extraterrestrial beings that now rule our planet, and (5) all but proposed to Nicole Wallace of MSNBC and GWB White House fame.
And, remarkably, people still ask “uh, duh, yeah but why the platinums?” and “yes but what else.”
Pick up the damn phone and call me if you know anyone suffering from Cancer, Schizophrenia, and/or Autism. Or anyone who doesn’t want to be slaughtered by extraterrestrials. 3105294896.
Or not. Or Else. NO FUCKING JOKE.
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 12 '19
Natural Wonders Dispensary in Los Angeles Has An Upcoming Surprise.
Enough said.
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • May 01 '19
Joe Rogan Rides The Shark at The Comedy Store - Will he Jump It?
I adore what Joe Rogan has done for the DMT community and long-form interviews on his awesome podcast.
But when he uses his not-insignificant talents to do retread homosexual jokes and stolen sound effects (RIP Sam Kinison) for a mostly male heterosexual audience, one cannot help but wonder just exactly what is Joe Rogan thinking????
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • Apr 30 '19
Animal Instincts Result From DMT Enabled Connection To Universal Intelligence -ESP
Anyone who has ever had a DMT breakthrough can tell you that your brain and heart get connected to a universal broadcasting frequency.
This MUST be how animal instincts are transmitted!!!! Animals’ brains are awash with DMT.
Another major discovery by Chris Cantelmo that most here will respond to with “yeah but how much have you spent giving people platinums??”
r/DMTnew • u/ChrisCGC • Apr 29 '19
Christian Had A Breakthtough
The Light Side has accepted another soul. He’ll post about it at r/ENTPositive this afternoon.
r/DMTnew • u/crowdedalone • May 09 '19
DMT- my first trip report.
I’ve done DMT a fair few times but this was the first time I had ever I had done it outdoors in mother nature’s garden.
I had taken multiple hits from an “oil burner” and also nasally ingested some.
All I can say is WOW. I’ve always had the instructions to spread the world of DMT and how much it can help humanity but this time was different, I was absolved for my sins, I was shown the pain I’ve put myself and other through, seeing my face writhe in tremendous pain whilst simultaneously merging with the faces of those I’ve wronged weather intentionally or accidentally, the moment I acknowledged the message that I had done this to myself through negligence of love it all cleared up and I was slapped and transported back to this realm, surrounded by the beings that reside here beyond the veil, the skies opening up through its geometric hidden eyes, nature nurturing and forgiving me, showing me that we need to acknowledge this world and it’s pain through our own negligence through our greed and lust for convenience and instant gratification, it was truly truly something else. The plant life showing me the beings that reside in them, playing with me and warming my heart.
It was truly something else, we must change our actions friends because we’re being given the signs to change our ways, we must listen.
I’d like to thank u/ChrisCGC for supporting my journey and for guiding me through my trip, he’s a speaker of truth and I mean that with nothing but sincerity.
Let’s change the world guys, I love you all.