It's STIFF too!

They do a Macaroni version of one of Eli's former fave noodles? and a fave of mine honestly. I can't imagine swapping out noodles for macaroni would ruin that.

.....atop two fully inflated Space Hoppers.

Love to see this on Pauls' fucking page turners lol

Is there no new episode today? I can see the CheapShot episode, but is that all that’s getting released?

No full episode?

p.s. also 'Maud Borup' is almost an Eli BOROFF rant.

I fear I have reached PEAK noodle this week.

Chapagetti - boil for 4 minutes, not 5. Make sure to include the bag of little lumpy things. Whatever they may be.

Drain, save for a spoonful of water or so.

Add a slice of fake burger cheese (TRUST ME) before adding the contents of the powder sachet. Wizz together in the pan. I personally use a single chopstick. Then transfer to bowl of choice.

Add lots of finely chopped spring onion (3 or 4 does me.) - tweak for personal preference.

Top this beauty with a fried egg. Try and keep the yolk runny but the underside a little crispy. Again, personal preference.

Liberally coat with sesame seeds.

Guaranteed to give you a rock hard tummy banana, even if you're not a bloke.

I personally feel this is unbeatable, but I'm open to any recipes from fellow Noodle Posse. Heat level doesn't bother me too much.

Hi folks, I'm wondering if there's any been any update on what's going on with Paul's book?

I know a while back there were some issues with the publisher (Unbound) and he'd basically been left high and dry.

Really hoping it sees the light of day at some point, cos i'd love to read it.

Howdo. Almost done all episodes from the beginning...again (keeps me sane at work), up to 495. There was an episode fairly recently where there was a Price of Shite at the end, and Paul fucked Eli over with one of the prices - it was amusing. Did I somehow miss this one? If it's in 496-498 then that's on me, and I'll get to it soon..... Ta muchly.

I only just read about this being a thing that exists, brilliant.

https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-503-hallowed-haunted-hotspots

Paul & Eli love a bit of Halloween, so it would be remiss of them to let this special spooky time of the year slip by without them doing something about it! This year, the cheap chaps wrap up warm and wander out into the autumnal streets of London in search of five supernaturally flavoured locations. Some of them you may know, some you may not, but Paul has done some actual research this week and even Eli is impressed with the effort! Over the following 2 hours, they pop by Strawberry Hill House, tiptoe through the tombs of Kensal Green Cemetery, pass the nondescript horrors of 50 Berkeley Square, investigate the scandal of Cock Lane and end up in a familiar spot in Highgate Village. Let CheapShow be your guide to the haunts of London… Just ignore all the inappropriate humour involving dogs.

Over the post 500 break, and now in the in between weeks, I have been revisiting some of the classic eps. So far I’ve relived the genesis of Ladyplops and Squishy Jim, delighted in the eurodisco phenomenon of Dschinghis Khan and the revisited the grim debut of the now legendary Keith.

BUT episodes 1-27 are no longer on the Apple Podcasts feed, that means that if I want to hear Eggsy’s trick or treat, Ashens eating Sponch or Eli forgetting the sheet at Latitude I have to go to Soundcloud.

I suppose at least they are still available somewhere, unlike my most missed dead podcast from friends of the show Hadron Gospel Hour which seems to have all but disappeared

https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-502-a-big-ruddy-rip-off

Who likes board games? Who likes board games based on famous TV shows? Who likes board games based on famous TV shows with rules that make no ruddy sense? Not Paul and Eli! This week, the cheap chaps return to do a thorough investigation of the board game based on “That’s Life”, the hit consumer affairs show from the 1970s/80s/90s! Try as they might, they simply can’t figure how this game is meant to work. Are they idiots, have they missed out an important piece of information, is the game a load of old balls? Only these questions can be answered over the course of one confusing episode. Luckily, they have much more fun flicking through the pages of “U.K. Crisp Packets 1970 – 2000”. A book that does exactly what it says on the cover… and what’s this? A NEW character. Pray that he doesn’t ever return.