r/CatDatingProfiles • u/AlexaCBee • 1d ago
Dude With 'Tude Riddickβs Friday Night Dating Profile πΌπΆ
Iβm Riddick, a reserved Siberian gentleman with blue eyes, excellent pantaloons, and a very good seat by the record player.
My ideal Friday night? A little Prince, a few slow blinks, and someone who likes to sit close enough to flirt but far enough to respect the fur. Mom says I have to be in by nine. I say thereβs time for one more record.
What are you putting on? πΌππΎ