r/BrandNewSentence
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u/Sebastianlim
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Nov 15 '25
"I'm autistic You didn't specifically invite me like a vampire"
124.9k
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u/Capt_of_the_Borealis
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Nov 20 '19
Smoked myself back to segregation
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/larrydahooster • Mar 16 '25
Tesla Autopilot drove into Wile E. Coyote-style fake road wall
112.8k
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24
The husband lesbian is a better husband than I was
111.2k
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u/TheCABK
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5d ago
I Know Her Parents Didn’t Name Her Mexican Scientist
110.9k
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • Nov 15 '25
"You used to look like a Greek God and now you look like you listen to podcasts"
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u/leo56890
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Nov 24 '25
„i fought in vietnam. saw unspeakable horrors. and for the last 30 years everyone‘s called me cheese.“
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r/BrandNewSentence
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u/orchid_breeder
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Dec 02 '20
Illegal underground grandma karaoke bars
87.1k
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u/New-Needleworker6020
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Apr 22 '26
Are you putting milk in my milk??!
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