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I had a great time tonight. After work I went out with coworkers and friends to a bar. We drank and stuff and it was fun. I am married but I still snorted coke off of some chicks butt. Her but was pretty rad, no tatoos though. The coke was bad but her but was good. Isn't that hilarious?

I shaved with it anyway.

Im at work clicking random on Reddit cause im bored

But it's boring as fuck. Its a ghost town. Bye, good work i guess.

I hear it's really good but I'm just not motivated to tackle such a long trilogy, you know? I'm sure it'll pay off once I really get into it but I haven't even touched the book in almost a month now.

Ideous

Everyone in this website is a simp

Did you know that.

At least they are a good enough stand in until we find out who it really is that is behind everything.....