r/BetterEveryLoop • • Jan 08 '21

Striving for a kernel of truth

https://gfycat.com/elementarypointedhydra
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u/2Botter2Loop Jan 08 '21

OP's explanation:


Watched it about 7 times just kept cracking me up , he was mad at first then like ok that was good haha


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u/LazyRiceEater Jan 08 '21

His expression makes this 100x better

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u/tweakalicious Jan 08 '21

Sensible laughter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Clearly a reader of Sensible Chuckle Magazine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

That's were it came from. Neat

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u/HandB4nana Jan 08 '21

And that little nudge forward with the cob at the end? Gold.

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u/VaATC Jan 08 '21

...plus the relatively hesitant presentation of the cob to begin with just makes this perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Even better that this is Kim Beazley, Deputy Prime Minister of Australia in 95/96, then leader of the opposition from 96 to 2001, losing the 99 election despite winning the popular vote. Part of the Labor (left wing) party.

This video really sums up Australia in the late 90’s

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u/the-Chaser Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

Spot on. That's our video - think it's the first stunt we did, probably from an early ep of The Chaser Decides or CNNNN. Whoever made the gif swiped this from our TikTok without attribution (we don't mind if you share our vids guys, but make sure you at least credit us!)

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I love you Chaser guys. You're the best.

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u/Pwoper_Comment Jan 08 '21

Love that you guys just casually responded to this in the comments. An oldy but a goldy. Keep up the good work!

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u/samtserpent Jan 08 '21

Fuck Chaser and their Doors Plus, No Fuss skit. I think about it at least once a month and the jingle gets stuck in my head.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I rewatched all of The Chaser's War last year during the Melbourne lockdown, had me feeling angry at how much Australian politics has changed. The Beetoota is alright but fuck me sideways the comedic bravery of The Chaser is unparalleled.

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u/Twad Jan 08 '21

Saw the chaser at a pub comedy night but you kept getting introduced as "the chasers". Does that happen a lot?

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u/thegoodchildtrevor Jan 08 '21

The Chaser is on TikTok? Maybe I won’t ban kids from TikTok after all...

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

The guy behind him is better. He looks defeated, barely reacts to it. “Ya, that’s a cob of corn, I guess...”

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u/iamded Jan 08 '21

I dunno, there was a hint of shade thrown in that sideways glance of his toward to the cob-holder.

The lady on the other hand fixes her gaze on the corn with an expression like a brick wall - stoic, unyielding.

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice Jan 08 '21

I am too distracted by what a Toby the guy on the right reacted like.

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u/nobiwan Jan 08 '21

Countrymen, lend me your ears

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u/DerogatoryDuck Jan 08 '21

Country crock, lend me your butter

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Country boy I love youuu

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u/reddit_user_70942239 Jan 08 '21

... god damn it take my updoot

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u/Expert-Plum Jan 08 '21

Thats corny.

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u/CoopedUp1313 Jan 08 '21

I bet he has a husky voice

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u/bustyodust Jan 08 '21

Music to my ear

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u/CoopedUp1313 Jan 08 '21

Like melted butter

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u/Tart16 Jan 08 '21

he seemed pretty amaized

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u/CoopedUp1313 Jan 08 '21

Nah, he seemed to shuck it off...

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u/PrinceGigglebottoms Jan 08 '21

What do you have to say to your cornstituates?

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u/CoopedUp1313 Jan 08 '21

I bet it is a canned answer

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u/fhost344 Jan 08 '21

I can't stand pop journalism

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u/CoopedUp1313 Jan 08 '21

Don’t worry - it will be over in a Jiffy

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u/dogmeat-garvey Jan 08 '21

You know, I think there’s a kernel of truth to that

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u/LiteraCanna Jan 08 '21

Noticed his tie matches on the 4th loop.

Corn.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Happy Cake Day :)

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u/notincline01 Jan 08 '21

You're popping off.

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u/UnexpectedBoob Jan 08 '21

The reaction of the guy behind him is priceless

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u/NotOkayButThatsOkay Jan 08 '21

Is it a little shrug at the end? The guy might be the best part

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

It’s like he’s judging it like “ eh, 6/10 corn, I’ve seen better”

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u/Nova_Terra Jan 08 '21

"Is that a knife? wait no it's not, wtf, ah well"

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u/Kandlejackk Jan 08 '21

Looks like he has gas

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u/stinky-cunt Jan 08 '21

Lol that security agent trying to decide if corn was a threat

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u/lynnkris90 Jan 08 '21

visible confusion

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u/darekta Jan 08 '21

It looks like he wants to take a bite

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u/K3R3G3 Jan 08 '21

Exactly!

[shrugs]

"Eh, I've seen better/bigger."

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u/RFC793 Jan 08 '21

“Yeah, corn. Whatever”

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Straylian politics at its best

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u/Mr_Mojo_Risin_83 Jan 08 '21

Somehow I knew. I hadn’t seen this before but scrolled the comments for someone to confirm this was Aussie. I don’t know how I knew, but I knew.

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u/dangerchrisN Jan 08 '21

Could be the cob went past a mic with the ABC logo.

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u/Mr_Mojo_Risin_83 Jan 08 '21

So it does but I didn’t even notice tbh. Just seems like an Aussie thing to do. Even Kim here is young enough to be unrecognisable to me.

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u/roosrool Jan 08 '21

G’day cobber!

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u/paulmp Jan 08 '21

Totally... although that is a pretty low bar. I think TA set the high bar with the onion though.

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u/M1SSION101 Jan 08 '21

TA = Tony Abbott, former Prime Minister BTW

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u/Agent641 Jan 08 '21

Was offered a raw onion. Bit into it like it was an apple. Did not even flinch. He did it on camera. Utter reptilian.

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u/crossplane Jan 08 '21

What I love is that he did it more than once!

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u/Tryyourbestbehappy Jan 08 '21

Will anything really top egg boy though?

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u/17jdawgg18 Jan 08 '21

"You devilish bastard" then proceeds to take a bite.

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u/SextonHardcastle01 Jan 08 '21

Just starts licking it while continuing to answer questions

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u/tikihut_wut Jan 08 '21

guy behind him is dead inside

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u/killerturtlex Jan 08 '21

This is Kim Beazley and all Australian politicians are dead inside.

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u/_memelord__ Jan 08 '21

Anyone who has anything to do with any sort of government in aus is dead inside.

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u/killerturtlex Jan 08 '21

Centrelink is the single reason I get PTSD from unknown numbers

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u/NotOkayButThatsOkay Jan 08 '21

Thanks for pointing this guy out. Makes this 10x better

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u/oosuteraria-jin Jan 08 '21

This has to be the Chaser. Poor Beazley

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u/the-Chaser Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

It is us. Whoever made the gif kindly recorded this from our tiktok and accidentally cropped it in a way that removes all attribution. How unlucky.

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u/DecadentHam Jan 08 '21

Op is a right cunt mate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Thanks for all the laughs over the years legends

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

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u/oosuteraria-jin Jan 08 '21

I know the boys are still doing things, but I miss their old stunts.

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u/paulmp Jan 08 '21

Matches his tie...

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u/Hecc_hooman Jan 08 '21

I came here to say this!

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u/Notherereally Jan 08 '21

Well? Are you gonna say it or what? We’re waiting.

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u/Hecc_hooman Jan 08 '21

MATCHES HIS TIE

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u/Gavooki Jan 08 '21

He's just happy it's not a dildo.

But the joke's on him. Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/garnet420 Jan 08 '21

If it's longer than it's wide, it's a penis!

If it's longer than it's wide, it's a penis!

If it's not longer than it's wide, then you turn it on its side, now it's longer than it's wide, so it's a penis!

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u/bankman99 Jan 08 '21

This is easily my favorite nursery rhyme. Catchy and educational, just perfect.

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u/DeeSnow97 Jan 08 '21

how about a vinyl record

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u/garnet420 Jan 08 '21

If it's flat and just not lewd, roll it up into a tube?

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u/TheIncredibleHork Jan 08 '21

True story. Woman walks into my friend's courthouse. Searches bag, finds dildo. Her explanation: C'mon, it's court, you know how boring it gets here.

A few weeks later she's back. No dildo. Friend says what, no little friend this time?
She shoots back: See that bottle of Pert? Works good in a pinch.

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u/Gavooki Jan 08 '21

I would have assumed she was wearing it already.

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u/knyf420 Jan 08 '21

country girls making do

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u/Gavooki Jan 08 '21

Corn probably easier to catch than sheep

The girls win this one.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Jan 08 '21

“Hi, Tawny Tsunami from CornHub...what’s your stance on tassels?”

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u/danielle-in-rags Jan 08 '21

Corn is all ribbed and stuff... It'd probably be a decent dildo

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u/dakin79 Jan 08 '21

Thanks, I needed that :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Someone get this lad an ear of corn!

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u/louiloui152 Jan 08 '21

I’m here with the Daily Cobb do you have anything to say about...

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u/kinda_squatchy Jan 08 '21

GIT that corn outta my face!!!

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u/DwarfTheMike Jan 08 '21

Did you tell them they were the Lord’s chips?

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u/SheriffHeckTate Jan 08 '21

I can't tell if he's amused or annoyed.

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u/duckdoublee Jan 08 '21

Big Kim Beasley definitely amused. The man is strong on the tooth

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u/IQLTD Jan 08 '21

The man is strong on the tooth

Is this an expression in Australia?

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u/duckdoublee Jan 08 '21

In my part of Australia yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Yeah Kim took the chasers jokes pretty well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

He has been a maized

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u/therandomways2002 Jan 08 '21

The reporter was just trying to butter him up.

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u/wendalpendal Jan 08 '21

If it's not The Chasers then I'm not the Australian I thought I was

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u/iheartgallery Jan 08 '21

Haha! Good ol' Beazley. Still wish he'd been PM.

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u/semaj009 Jan 08 '21

Tbf the alternative, who we got, is a war criminal climate sceptic neoliberal bigoted cunt, who is arguably responsible for everything wrong with the modern LNP. So yeah, I wish Kim had had a run

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Is he Peter Griffin?

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u/MacJed Jan 08 '21

He couldn’t ear him

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Jan 08 '21

You done gone and made beasely hungry

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u/Wooper160 Jan 08 '21

“Here you want some?”

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Does he eat corn the long way?

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u/Unlikely_Armadillo88 Jan 08 '21

Hahaha even beazley thought that was funny

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u/Hameeham Jan 08 '21

He was cob off guard

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u/ratonCF Jan 08 '21

Da fuu...

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u/runsammierun Jan 08 '21

Get that corn out of my face-Nacho

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u/IRedditDoU Jan 08 '21

Without the seeing the subreddit, watching this over my shoulder... my wife says “this gets better every time”

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u/Woody3000v2 Jan 08 '21

Just mocking his tie.

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u/Northsunny Jan 08 '21

An ear of corn in these trying times

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u/Zairron Jan 08 '21

'Straya cunt!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Is this indiana this feels like some Indiana yeehaw shit

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u/Chase5056 Jan 08 '21

Judging from his reaction, that probably made his day, even if it was rough before

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

The rage of emotions.

Wait what....how dare you....ok that's funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I have no idea why this is so funny

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u/nicolas42 Jan 08 '21

This is "The Chaser" from Australia. My favorite bit of theirs is when they made an actual Trojan horse and got it into places :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig

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u/codynw42 Jan 08 '21

Tell it to the Zucchini, sir!

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u/GoldenWidget Jan 08 '21

What I find better after watching it about 20 times is the way the person holding the corn urges the “mic” as if to ask “Are you going to answer the question?”

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u/azert1000 Jan 08 '21

The guy behind just cracks me up

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u/hombrebad Jan 08 '21

YOU BEEN HIT BY YOU BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

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u/silverkingx2 Mar 30 '21

I love corn, I love this clip

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u/byebyebyecycle Jan 08 '21

That corn and that tie make like a reunion of brothers

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u/coffeetilithirts Jan 08 '21

He should butter him up first

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u/YOUNGSAGEHERMZ Jan 08 '21

Wish I could the girls reaction before the camera cut her out lol

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u/jcpearce Jan 08 '21

“Hi, yes. This is Kernel Husk with Nebraska Public Radio...”

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u/IQLTD Jan 08 '21

He's looking rather husky.

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u/17jdawgg18 Jan 08 '21

swiftly deep throats

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u/outspan81 Jan 08 '21

Sir, you have the corn’s ear now, please continue.

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u/Flgardenguy Jan 08 '21

That double-take!

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u/neoikon Jan 08 '21

Nebraska has entered the chat

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u/awwaygirl Jan 08 '21

An ear for news?

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u/filthydank_2099 Jan 08 '21

Ranch me, mulatto

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u/GroovingPict Jan 08 '21

"tror De dette er en mikrofon?"

"...nei"

"hvorfor snakker De inn i den da?"

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u/slippin_squid Jan 08 '21

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u/thunderguardian Jan 08 '21

"Get that corn outta my face!" -Nacho

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I would have grabbed it and started talking directly into it. Or maybe even take a bite out of it.

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u/TheDidacticMuffin Jan 08 '21

I love the authority with which the corn is handled after the interviewee realizes what it is. As of to say ‘well? What do you have to say for yourself?’

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u/Falcrist Jan 08 '21

I would have accepted the corn and put it in my jacket pocket.

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u/SpinalPhatPants Jan 08 '21

"Toby, you're holding a turkey baster."

"I just want to be a part of things."

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u/UbePhaeri Jan 08 '21

The lady looked at it longingly

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u/Magnetron85 Jan 08 '21

Pop culture

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u/mattron89622 Jan 08 '21

The guy behind him looks like he died inside after the cob popped up. 'I should have listened to mum and studied computers'

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u/joerandom81 Jan 08 '21

The easy slide in, classic.

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u/SoloSheff Jan 08 '21

That extra nudge 🤣 "... you're gonna need it buddy."

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u/tdpthrowaway3 Jan 08 '21

Definitely not mad at the beginning. Definitely just wondering who this cheeky galah was.

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u/ShinyDragonite1 Jan 08 '21

The yellow kinda "tied" in

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

The reporter on the right has no reaction whatsoever.

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u/cutebleeder Jan 08 '21

At least he smiles, unlike Bert back there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Oh kernel my kernel

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u/jingleheimerschit Jan 08 '21

The look of disapproval on the guy in the back. 😂

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u/Dr_Dressing Jan 08 '21

Guy behind him looks like your kid, when you try to feed em broccoli

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u/MBOtterPup Jan 08 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/matt_nasty503 Jan 08 '21

Now that! is some quality agricultural journalism

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u/JediJan Jan 08 '21

He looks at it as if contemplating ... what he should do with it.

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u/TheRussianDoll Jan 08 '21

The guy next to the speaker going "huh? ehh why not"

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u/CrazyTeapot156 Jan 08 '21

The guy standing in the back is like. "I know what I'm having for supper."

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

His expression is hilarious!

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u/bathoe707 Jan 08 '21

This is just some old simple wholesome humor, I love it.

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u/Strayblackcat21 Jan 08 '21

Lmao what’s going on here

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u/upstatedreaming3816 Jan 08 '21

The little nudge at the end

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u/Rollf46 Jan 08 '21

The guy in the back is like “come on guy”

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u/pickles_in_a_nickle Jan 08 '21

Corn I ask you a question?

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u/myronn132 Jan 08 '21

Surprise corn is the best corn

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u/LordPizzaParty Jan 08 '21

Sad Guy in the back is about to cry. Him and Corn Guy have a rivalry not unlike the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote. After a series of increasingly ludicrous showdowns, Sad Guy thought he was finally going to make it through an event without Corn Guy interfering. And then...

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u/Wombat_Hole12233 Jan 08 '21

The Chaser boys, haven't seen this in ages.

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u/GeneralOsik Jan 08 '21

Judging by his tie and his reaction, this has got to be some sort of corn related news conference.

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u/bloater_humor Jan 08 '21

That confident extra little nudge at the end …

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u/Bornado Jan 08 '21

No one even cracks a smile, what bunch of humorless husks of humans.

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u/Jerry-Busey Jan 08 '21

someone needs to do this with a dildo

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u/koree84 Jan 08 '21

Kim Beazley loves his corn

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u/i_broke_wahoos_leg Jan 08 '21

Kim doesn't eat vegetables you dumb prick.

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u/ImaginationNub Jan 08 '21

"say oachkatzerlschwoaft"

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Did we get a new PM? Now I gotta go check the smoke alarm

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u/brainfreeze77 Jan 08 '21

Found the Iowa reporter.

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u/hibikikun Jan 08 '21

That expression is because it’s not elote. MF disappointed.

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u/DrPiffington Jan 08 '21

GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

The man in the back is a cat. That’s how my cat looks after intently watching me eat something and then deciding she doesn’t want it after I offer some.