r/BetterEveryLoop • u/taykaybo • Sep 09 '20
Someone's hungry
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u/2Botter2Loop Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20
OP's explanation:
It's a giraffe in a doorway which is definitely something you don't see very often so it's hard to only watch it once. Then after a while you realise how silly it is
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u/SpookiBeats Sep 09 '20
Bruh no lie that’s fucking terrifying at first 😂
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Sep 09 '20
The sheer size of the animal and that look of “I will FUCK you up if I need to.”
Agreed. Terrifying.
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u/TVLL Sep 09 '20
I’ve fed giraffes by hand before. They’re almost like big dogs. They just want the food.
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u/Waffles_IV Sep 09 '20
It gets creepy when they wrap your hand in their tongue and don’t let go cause they think your hiding something though
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u/The-Gnome Sep 09 '20
The way he goes away at the end of reassuring. Like “Ok sorry, I’ll wait.”
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Sep 09 '20
Unless a giraffe looks down, we don't exist as far as it's concerned.
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u/twinsaber123 Sep 09 '20
Oh Yeah‽ Well, if that that is what it believes, then I think r/giraffesdontexist .
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u/Wolfs_Rain Sep 09 '20
Its that eye that is looking at you. That is scary as hell. But giraffes are awesome so..Cool!
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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Sep 09 '20
“Y’all got any more of them... sniffs carrots?” - the giraffe
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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Sep 09 '20
“Okay y’all look a little busy but I’ll be just over here if you got any.. to.. spare...”
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u/unbilotitledd Sep 09 '20
A giraffe’s carrot would be cold by the time by the time it reached the bottom of it’s throat. Ever think about that? No, you only think about yourself.
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u/letmeusespaces Sep 09 '20
who's serving hot carrots to a giraffe? and why would they get cold inside of the giraffe? are their throats refrigerated?
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u/supercheese69 Sep 09 '20
r/giraffesdontexist wake up!!!
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u/PsychoPass1 Sep 09 '20
Didn't know there was a sub like that, but if I hadn't known them and someone showed me a book of animal pictures, I would probably say "this one looks made up". Like a kid tried to be creative and drew a fantasy animal.
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u/djh_van Sep 09 '20
That giraffe definitely is saying:
<sucks teeth>
"Cha!"
with a Jamaican accent.
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u/elstompy Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 10 '20
Listen Friendly, if you don't hurry up I'm going to eat that damned chicken and his bottomless bag.
Edit: yes, I know Rusty is a rooster. I've got to stop commenting while I'm half asleep.
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u/CavsterXII Sep 09 '20
Imagine if you'd never seen a giraffe before and you see this monster looking down at you from above
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u/Colonel_Potoo Sep 09 '20
Some asian cultures upon discovering giraffes associated them with a mythical creature, the kirin (or qilin) in a historical case of "Wtf is this huge ass yellow thing? Yo it must be a god or some shit, I don't know. Obviously magical if you ask me."
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u/bearlikebeard Sep 09 '20
I am not living in ancient times and I still am not sure that this moose is not a god.
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u/ee_antisocial Sep 09 '20
Okay. Wasn’t expecting that. That scared the everloving shit out of me. Probably should not have watched this minutes away from going to bed hahaha 😅😂😱
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u/Stevobandito Sep 09 '20
When mom's cooking dinner and says get out of the kitchen but you haven't eatin since lunch.
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u/LostReplacement Sep 09 '20
‘You know I’m a giraffe right, you don’t have to cut the carrots. What, you think I’ll gag with this neck?’
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u/DownWithTheSleepness Sep 09 '20
I wish this had sound. I can almost hear the giraffe saying "pssss pssss" trying to get the person's attention.
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u/DJNgamez Sep 09 '20
This is one of those moments that if it wasn’t recorded, it would leave the man wondering “did that really happen?” For the rest of his life
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u/TheVoteMote Sep 09 '20
... why? I imagine this is a zoo or something and this isn't an unusual occurance.
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u/1Zer0Her0 Sep 09 '20
Lol I wanna make a misogynist joke about the Giraffe waiting on his dinner from the Mrs, but I don't have the tact because I'm too high
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u/shivsj9755 Sep 09 '20
Am i the only one who had to watch it more than once to get what animal that is
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u/Panda_Tech_Support Sep 09 '20
I am reading some hostility from that beast. Like a warning to speed it up.
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u/Captain_Smeefman Sep 09 '20
Goddamn it, those damned drones are now able to consume humen food. There getting more advanced by the minute!
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u/beefstockcube Sep 09 '20
“Bill I ain’t messing. You had better hurry the fuck up with that bucket of veggies”
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u/Eman5805 Sep 09 '20
I like to think that this person neither owns or cares for giraffes and has no idea where this came from.
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u/BigCityBuslines Sep 09 '20
give a dog a carrot from the garden and they will be your best garden buddy. "Oh my god, get down, you can't have a carrot everyday, and this carrot is too big!"
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Sep 09 '20
2 of my friends interned at the PGH zoo a while back, the cute stories like this never end. My favorite thing they told me is when they had to wash down the poo from the bat cave, if the bats got splashed they'd go into like a cold shock and the solution is hanging them on your body to warm back up.
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Sep 09 '20
This literally freaked me the f*ck out, because I couldn't make out what was standing in the door way. After like 3 seconds of pure terror I realised it was just a giraffe.
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u/PsychoPass1 Sep 09 '20
Omg I need to see and know more! Is there any more footage? The giraffe looks sooooo cute. I love their eyelashes.
And I can only imagine how tasty these things are to animals who normally only get to eat leaves / above-ground stuff which is often lower in flavour / nutrients.
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u/Pandepon Sep 09 '20
Me when mom was cooking dinner and I gotta keep checking that it’s almost ready.
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u/Nobody4993 Sep 09 '20
Was anyone else trying to workout what kind of dog that was for the first two seconds or was that just me
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u/Asheleyinl2 Sep 09 '20
I read that over 90% of observed sexual conduct between giraffes is between males. Anyone can corroborate?
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u/bvllamy Sep 09 '20
I watched this video 5 times and still didn’t know what I was looking at. Even when I read what it was, I still had to watch it again to confirm.
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u/uniquefuckinusername Sep 09 '20
Hey there! Giraffes are a vulnerable and critically endangered species. You can help giraffes in the wild by donating to https://giraffeconservation.org !!!
“The Giraffe Conservation Foundation (GCF) is the only NGO in the world that concentrates solely on the conservation and management of giraffe in the wild throughout Africa.”
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u/Mon-Ty-Ger27 Sep 16 '20
This is what mother's with tall teenagers must feel like sometimes.
"Dinner's still not ready? Ok, then I'm going back to Reddit/PlayStation/XBOX/Fortnite/PUBG."
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u/Boring123af Mar 02 '21
I couldn't comprehend It was a giraffe at first, It's so unrealistic. My brain tried to make It into a Lemur
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u/gogadg3t Sep 09 '20
“Dammit Jeffrey, I told you to wait outside!”