How can you attack a subreddit and not have a reason?

Seriously, the raid was un-provoked and this is your last chance to de-escalate the conflict before any harm may come to this previously peaceful subreddit.

I urge the ruling body of the Alan community to carefully consider this offer: agree to a white peace or suffer the consequences.

                                                                      - With respect,            
                                                                                     Adam

that is all

If your name is Adam I will yeet you off this planet

BROTHERS, LET'S REIGNITE THE FLAME IN OUR SOULS. ALL HAIL ALAN, OUR NEXT TARGET.....THE KYLES!!!!

Hello, my name is Alan.

We are a rare species and need to take the front page. FOLLOW ME BROTHERS INTO BATTLE AND WE SHALL TAKEOVER REDDIT!

https://v.redd.it/cv9x48t6ygc61

It's been a while, apparently.

There are many name subreddits going to war. I think it’s time we increased our forces by joining other small forces and by spreading the news the Alan is the superior force amongst names. We need more Alan’s to join us.

We and r/Liam have gone into war and if r/Robert is to win, we need your help! We need allies, and you could be a very valuable asset. Comment your answers below.

I ain't no bitch

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alan

CAN WE COPYSTRIKE ALLAN?

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