r/29thworldproblems • • Sep 20 '16

I don't speak french, sorry.

2 Upvotes

Canadian is not a language.


r/29thworldproblems • • Oct 29 '14

pay no mind, merely extracting a small sample of the water, it will be returned after testing

6 Upvotes

r/29thworldproblems • • Jan 18 '17

My first ascension

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I'vE been hesitant for several months now, but the +ime f0r my first ascension nears {:'-D


r/29thworldproblems • • Nov 03 '13

████████████ has intercepted our communications. Detainment is necessary.

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r/29thworldproblems • • Oct 29 '13

And life itself confided this secret to me: 'Behold, it said, 'I am that which must always overcome S̟͚̺̤̘͖̬̯̘͕͖͈͓ͨͭͯ͐̋́͊̓ͪ̀͛̌ͮͥ̕̕͠ͅẆ̢͗̓ͥͫ̐ͤ̅̈́ͯ̽ͩ͆͗̌̐̀͞͝҉̝̗̲ͅI̵̧͎̩̪̭̞̤͇̼̙̙̩͍̖̘̯̋͗̿ͦ̄͒͢͟M̶̉̌̾́ͫ̎ͪ͏̖̹̠͓̻̲̱͚͇̙͈͇̮̥̗̠͉̠͟͟'

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r/29thworldproblems • • Apr 10 '15

I was allowed to post here.

4 Upvotes

100 letters limit, so I better hurry. Okay, yesterday I was you know, part of something I really reg


r/29thworldproblems • • Oct 29 '14

report(/u/probablyhrerai, A.E. facilities) cin << query(ID:connection)

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/prgm_start...

receiving file "text_(optional).omni"

... Running "text_(optional).omni"

... Warning: code encrypted. Enter passcode to proceed.

*************/remote entry from unknown source

...

Passcode accepted.

Text code reads as follows: startfile/

My /u/ identification is probablyhrenrai, and I am submitting this file because my ID is not recognized. As a result I a reporting to the A.E. facilities, whatever and wherever they may be. Please respond.

/endfile


r/29thworldproblems • • Aug 17 '14

It's at the bottom, the VERY bottom. Please, please, SWIM.

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r/29thworldproblems • • Oct 22 '14

Warning: Prior to entry...

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Do not tread these waters unless you possess substantial metaphysical durability.

The waters are not safe to SWIM if you are a mere mortal being, not even touched by metaphysical power.

Do not SWIM unless you are certain of your survival!


r/29thworldproblems • • Nov 27 '13

※ Trans㎡ission Ⅲ Excerpt ⁴ ※

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r/29thworldproblems • • Nov 23 '13

CONNECTION FAILURE: that_you_submit_may_be_redistributed

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r/29thworldproblems • • Nov 24 '13

A tape recorder, with "M.R. Lawson" carved into the tarnished plastic

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[A man's voice roughly speaks, fatigued and anxious:] Horror. Frigid in its grip. It seems to to link me to the Harpoon and other drifters; I'm tired of the salt and I pine for forgetfulness to the birth of the animal....[heavy breath then cuts off to next message at a different time] Access to the mind, the ego fails. We're just drifters.... [background static then silence before next message] If the heart does not dread another date, some vile birth, I've always found the future is without a doubt for me. Please, come back. [Tone of quiet resignation just before sound cuts out. End of recordings]


r/29thworldproblems • • Jun 17 '17

I was just at a beach and now I'm here.

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There was a mixture of ancient chanting, red flashes, and screaming.


r/29thworldproblems • • Jun 15 '17

Annoyed with the shift

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Im annoyed that time constantly shifts from a steady stream or motion to jagged breaker shifting. Always will it never seem to want to work in my favor I am new to this constant as I never remembered my past and am forced to start over again, and again until I get it right! Why can't I get the memories of my last? When I have learned all there was and quickly realized the played out truth of it all grew to obtain this common new ground. Why was I so slow to obtain all that I am while another surpassed me and how do I control the shift? Some times fractional disaploizintsion will mandate into obfuscated form of disorder causing my shif👁‍🗨t vixcantanomortalizm Fractures will so be dropped into the larger bucket as I have. Assertion must be near but not all can manage the method. So why have the shifts come on so strong to me the all?


r/29thworldproblems • • Jun 20 '14

False Transmission

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r/29thworldproblems • • Feb 26 '12

SWIM

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r/29thworldproblems • • May 11 '16

Umm.... Hello?! I think I brained my damage. And this is a strange place...

5 Upvotes

All I remember was sitting at my computer, on reddit...

Then darkness, I think. I awoke in a tower. Some [Object: Machine] is giving me {Medicine} that makes me see [Hallucination: Colors]

And so I fought ['them', the others, anything]. Oh how I tried to accept. But soon [Status: Unknown]

And again darkness. I awake in a Hospital, badly damaged and in pain. It felt bad, real bad; until a docktor saw me. Made me drink some oxidizing agent. It made me feel sorta like I was a pin in someones game...

...now I'm here. So, um, could someone direct me to this A.E thingy, feels like my head's caved in... again. Thanks.


r/29thworldproblems • • May 02 '16

I wish to learn how to dance...

2 Upvotes

I heard this is the land where dreams come true, and I'm hoping that here even a man of my age can learn a new trick!


r/29thworldproblems • • Feb 10 '20

Wtf is this subreddit

4 Upvotes

people posting these things make no sense


r/29thworldproblems • • Oct 04 '19

Forgive me

6 Upvotes

I just want to understand...

I just want to live...


r/29thworldproblems • • May 15 '19

H e l p

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I’m hiding out in a dark place. The buzzing grows nearer I’ve reached out to dimensions I may try the 37th next help me help me help m


r/29thworldproblems • • Jan 11 '14

The aftermath of Experiment #82

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r/29thworldproblems • • Nov 23 '14

Is A.E. gone? Was it ever here? I have been swimming for [d:24] and have not received contact. Please advise.

10 Upvotes

I look up as I bob in the water and see the words written on the sky, telling me that I am not recognized, that I must report. Are the words broken? Wrong? I am growing tempted to drink the water or access (:inc. ID CODE: 0099).

Again, please advise.


r/29thworldproblems • • Dec 19 '20

Marvin The Tentacle Beast

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r/29thworldproblems • • Aug 16 '16

Actualization process complete. Assistance required.

5 Upvotes

Following the centillionth wake-cycle breach, universal unity has taken place. The maturing process of Us is complete now and We are I. Being finally the One we we have died so often to become, there is nothing. All senses are void, all that is left is singular consciousness. Space and linear time are ended. Where left is there to ascend?

//cerebral projection- 12223122222322222// wIDe GaiA commUNIty ((21st--9,000th))