r/1000thworldproblems • • May 15 '19

T H E R E I S N O W A Y O U T

225 Upvotes

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r/1000thworldproblems • • Oct 13 '19

S l Ø Ö R P

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108 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • May 01 '13

HE ALONE, WHO OWNS THE YOUTH, GAINS THE FUTURE

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92 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • May 15 '19

Death. Pain. LIGHT BEING. HELP WE ARE STUCK.

87 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Jun 11 '19

WHERE IS MY SANITY

82 Upvotes

WHERE IS MY SANITY I CANNOT FIND MYSELF MY MIND IS BROKEN I AM FACELESS THE BUZZING WARPS ME LET ME OUT


r/1000thworldproblems • • Aug 17 '18

BEGIN INFILTRATION OF FIRST WORLD FAILED FAILED FAILED SPECIES

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80 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Jun 19 '19

OVERSOUL

79 Upvotes

WE ARE ONE WE WERE ALWAYS ONE WE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE AND WE WILL RETURN TO THE HIVE MIND AS OUR BODIES CRUMBLE TO DUST WE ARE THE OVERSOUL


r/1000thworldproblems • • Nov 03 '12

REALIZING THAT YOU CANNOT ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE, AS YOU HAVE ASCENDED TO THE LAST.

78 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Mar 03 '17

Have me help me I cannot understand the language of the birds i cannot understand the whispers of the wasps i am alone and alone and alone

76 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Feb 18 '20

It just keep staring no matter what I impale it with helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphe

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75 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • May 28 '19

OUR CHILDREN

73 Upvotes

OUR BLACK WASPS INFEST OTHER UNIVERSES, OTHER WORLDS. THEY ARE GOOD ACCEPT THEM ACCEPT THEM ACCEPT THEM ACCEPT THEM ACCEPT THEM ACCEPT THEM ACCEPT THEM ACCEPT THEM ACCEPT THEM ACCEPT THEM


r/1000thworldproblems • • Oct 14 '13

H I V E S W E E T H I V E

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72 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Jan 08 '14

MY NEWEST PROBLEM

66 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Apr 12 '20

DO NOT QUESTION THE ORB

65 Upvotes

HELPHELPHELPHELPHELP I QUESTIONED THE ORB


r/1000thworldproblems • • May 24 '19

T H E Y B E C K O N. I M U S T J O I N T H E M

65 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Oct 20 '14

W E H A V E F O U N D S A F E R F R E Q U E N C Y

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65 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Jan 08 '20

Help

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62 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • May 20 '19

T H E Y A R E H E R E

61 Upvotes

T H E Y S A W M E R O T A T E A N D A R E H E R E T O C O L L E C T A T Ø L L


r/1000thworldproblems • • Jun 02 '19

DO [NEGATIVE: NOT] [ACTION:TAKE] [OBJECT:MEDICINE]

60 Upvotes

I figured out that the [OBJECT:MEDICINE] is a trick and [OBJECT:MEDICINE] makes our [OBJECT:BRAINS] dull and sucks all the emotion from our [REDUCTED]. This is the 3rd day that I am clean of [OBJECT:MEDICINE] and I [[REDUCTED]:THINK] that I am not [EMOTION:DEPRESSED] anymore, and they are not gonna make me [ACTION:TAKE] [OBJECT:MEDICINE] again.

[REDUCTED] are here. I call for help but [REDUCTED] responds. Help me. HELP ME PLEASE. HELP HELP HELP HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP};help.self = help; call(help);

[1] 14945 segmentation fault (core dumped) ./life_simulation


r/1000thworldproblems • • May 18 '19

I C A N H E A R T H E M

59 Upvotes

THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN. THEY KNOW I LISTEN.


r/1000thworldproblems • • Dec 12 '19

I bent in the morning I will bend over and over and over and bent

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57 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Nov 19 '18

IN MY HEAD I HEAR ONLY THE CEASELESS BUZZING

57 Upvotes

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r/1000thworldproblems • • Mar 29 '13

THROUGH THE EYES OF THE HIVEMIND

53 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Jul 22 '13

THE THRALLS FEAST ON THE LESSERS

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50 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems • • Apr 21 '20

HELP THEY ARE ALL COMING FOR US. THE GRANDMASTERS WILL NOT REST. EPSTEIN DIDN

49 Upvotes