Racist bassist bases race-based space base races on case to case basis

Trump may trump May, May may trump Trump.

In essence, innocence is no sins.. in a sense

Eh, Doc, you meant to write a document too, right?

The labradoodle doodle dude'll do.

Homo foe be a homophobia-ho; mofo be a home o' phobia.

Present president pre-sent present to preceding president, sets precedent.

The down left downright up and left the left right to right the down upright, right?

Might owe sis my toast if my toes did mitosis

New phone, who dis?

New foe, nudist.

My nose knows no snows.

Seldom do dads sell dumb doodads.

ISIS eyes its size; “Aye sis, aye,” it sighs.

The back o' tobacco: two back-to-back O's

Andrew drew Ann and drew Drew, and Drew drew Ann and drew Andrew, and Ann drew Drew and drew Andrew

Look, for sale, Luke’s four sales: Luke’s Force Ale, Luke’s ‘Force Ale Look’ for sale, Luke’s Four Sails, Luke’s ‘Force Ale Look’ for Sails

Do be 'do-be-do-be' doobie. Do Bea, do.

Dope dope, dope

"Can an ice canonize Ken and I's cannon eyes?"

Step 1: Screech in your tomb.

Step 2: Mimic your steeds, but don't let yourself be bridled: fear not the harness, but avoid it!

Step 3: Re-draw the borders of your new country.

Step 4: Rule over your vehicle, reborn anew in a foreign land.

Step 5: Be showered with flowers!

Re: Inca nation reincarnation

1. Ree in cairn.

2. Neigh, shun rein. Cower? Nay, shun!

3. Re-ink our nation.

4. Reign car, née Shen.

5. Rain carnation!

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thank you so much! I'll keep avalanching for your pleasure!

Edit 2: Since many of you liked this avalanche, here's another I submitted a while ago that I think was even crazier!

Orifice-tingling girth airs her. Or if fisting, linger there, sir.

Edit: Thank you for filling my hole with your gold, members! fist bump

Hispanic attacks his panic attacks

Wright writes right rites, right?

The headline read:

“X’s exes access excess Axis axes”

The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace since the forger's apartment had no windows. She was carrying some rolled up paper on which her owner had written the perfect end to his prized short story, what's delivery was a mission of utmost importance.

You see, the forger was very proud of this story's ending as it unabashedly mocked the last two novellas in a complete collection written by his far more successful literary rival, Condolyssa Blackburn, who had worked to expose the forger's dishonesty by high-hatting his private dealings in said novellas, of which the forger grew thirsty for revenge. This same short story would later assist the forger in framing her for a homicide.

So, the swindler in the stairwell knew of the forger's vulture, but he hated birds and went about swatting and cursing at her for flying around in the building. Though, little did the swindler realize that there was a third crook who had been hiding in the shadows of the stairwell above him. As the swindler rounded the corner and came into view, the young thief named Khan had already lept from the banister one floor up behind the swindler as he planned to knock the swindler down and take his money.

As was indicative of his inexperience, young Khan did not notice the vulture until after he lept from the banister as he was too busy marking the swindler to notice the large bird flying past him on it's way down. The sight of the dutiful bird had caused the swindler to stop and swat and curse, which completely negated Khan's calculated leap, so as he fell toward where the swindler would have been had it not been for the vulture, he joined the swindler in cursing wildly at the bird because she had single-wingedly ruined his plan.

Khan's midair cursing fit caught the attention of the swindler who sighted him, and since Khan was quite green and merely half his age, the swindler immediately began talking down to him, attempting to illustrate how feeble and worthless his attempt to swindle a swindler. Yet, as the swindler turned to continue his ascent upstairs, his pride had hindered him from noticing that Khan had successfully picked the wallet from his back pocket.

Thus, Khan's incredibly embarrassing, albeit successful, incident is now humorously referred to among his fellow con men as the "greatest con ever botched," which is far less mentally demanding than what it was formerly referred to as, which was the "condescending conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending Khan's descending on dissenting conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending Khan descending condescending condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting on dissenting condor-sending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes on descending condescending Khan's descending" con.

inspired by /u/slicedclemetines/ et al...