r/VXJunkies • • May 04 '20

AKA How to Get Banned From /r/VXJunkies

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r/VXJunkies • • Jan 16 '16

A quick guide for beginners.

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Hi everyone, and welcome to the new guys! Now I understand that the science here can get a bit hard to follow so I thought I'd just write a quick lexicon of the most common term for the beginners who might feel a bit lost. Feel free to add more definitions in the comments!

  • A word you might see often is "particle". A particle is simply a really, really small bit of matter, generally so small that it follows a set of mechanical rules called "quantum mechanics" (see below). Particles are pretty much the building blocks of the world around us, and there are many types of them!

  • Quantum mechanics are the rules of motion for small objects (typically, Röntgen attractor or smaller). They're quite complicated and I don't have the space to describe them here, but basically they describe how particles interact, through fields or hyperflux.

  • A hyperflux is quite simply a flux whose main dimension spirals inwards. If you've ever encountered an electric current that had an imaginary voltage, well, if you ran it through a cyclospin, you'd get an alternance of hyperflux and Moussorgski spin.

  • Moussorgski spin, not to be confused with Mossovski spin (which is just the vector field equivalent of a non-euclidian 3-brane fluid), is the main aftermath after the voynichian reaction between a magnifying quadritangent and the colloidal timespace you get when running a JX07 under calibrated ruby-quartz vibrosion.

  • Now I talked about voynichian reaction, but it's actually nothing more than a Kolsko-Miranov reaction where the stoechiometallic ionidization is upside down (by that I mean of course reverberated through an epsilon concave modulated space) and where the sprectrum readings on a x-y-x axis follow a 12, zeta 8, zeta zeta pattern, and the whole thing can be summarised as a canonical hermetic Bgodga force.

  • A force is an interaction between two objects that change their motion. This one is a bit subtler but if you can picture yourself pushing a crate, you're effectively creating a "force" on the crate!

So there you go, with those pointers that subreddit shouldn't look nearly as scary! I haven't covered much of course (Zyzyk sounding momentum comes to mind) but I'll let the good people of the sub complete the list.


r/VXJunkies • • Jan 25 '19

One More Relatable Meme

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r/VXJunkies • • Jan 31 '19

this is exactly why i never measure encabulation with anything made after 1960

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r/VXJunkies • • Sep 15 '19

Happens to the best of us.

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r/VXJunkies • • Mar 17 '20

My uncle is one of the 4 people on earth that can visualise the ar-16/ptc-6 connection-process. One of the coolest things I've ever seen

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r/VXJunkies • • Aug 25 '19

God dammit Nedvědcorp

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r/VXJunkies • • Jun 04 '20

A huge thank you to our favorite VX equipment manufacturers

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r/VXJunkies • • Nov 28 '21

Made a pilgrimage today. Never thought I'd actually be standing outside this building that has been so influential to all of us.

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r/VXJunkies • • Nov 17 '19

A bit too true

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r/VXJunkies • • Apr 01 '17

To anyone confused: This is a joke subreddit, nothing here is real, and all of the posts are intentionally nonsense jargon that people make up.

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Gotcha, didn't I?

April fool's!

Almost as good as the time I told a co-worker the Δ phase side-shaft biambulator was supposed to be puce! Boy, my director got maaaaaad at that one.


r/VXJunkies • • Mar 09 '17

Friend at local VX club sent me this, I had to post this here

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r/VXJunkies • • Jun 09 '21

Uh.

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r/VXJunkies • • Sep 05 '25

Are these cheap adapters worth it?

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I was looking for some cheap options to coangulate the alpha-Field in my Tri-Mesh positron Feldenmeyer system from 2005 and came across this adapter. Is this a viable option? I don’t worry about interfering Norman-7 waves, but could this adapter cause a problem with the TRX reverberation when performing a dynamic Proto-extraction of the Neumann-Bayes gluons?


r/VXJunkies • • Dec 30 '19

How can people say shit like this

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r/VXJunkies • • Sep 11 '22

Gentleman, I believe Dr Wong is up to his old tricks again

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r/VXJunkies • • Feb 24 '17

WHAT DID YOU ALL DO

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r/VXJunkies • • Apr 04 '23

Rare footage of a feline entering an uncalibrated Häals-Deck compression chamber

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r/VXJunkies • • Oct 01 '19

VX_irl

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r/VXJunkies • • Jan 27 '22

Not everyone appreciates our level of specialism.

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r/VXJunkies • • Feb 20 '19

Ok but seriously why are the technical manuals for like half the components in my build only available in Frisian?

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r/VXJunkies • • Feb 04 '19

When the tetra-photon wave emitter starts making a popping sound

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r/VXJunkies • • Jan 20 '20

Are these people high? HORRIBLE advice found on local Facebook page

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r/VXJunkies • • Sep 13 '19

You know it is true

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r/VXJunkies • • Nov 22 '17

The threat of losing Net Neutrality means ISP can throttle Ren-wave performance for Saicson machines.

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