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u/aus_r34p3r May 11 '12
Dude! Append [NSFW] next time...
Otherwise, nice.
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isnt trees always nsfw? just sayin. LOOK, TITS!
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u/Remain62 May 11 '12
Some people might just be on the Front Page and see it there.
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u/J0rdz May 11 '12
Yep, just happened to me at work. Old ladies who sit on the opposite desk are now giving me "the look".
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This was my case. worse: i'm in the same room as my parents but they can't see my screen.
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u/Benjisc2 May 11 '12
I'm at work, saw this on /all, this post def needs a NSFW tag
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u/PCsNBaseball May 11 '12
Legality still doesn't mean safe for work. Even if you have a cannabis card, browsing any drug related website at work is probably a bad bet.
Source: being an MMJ patient in CA with a job.
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u/Sharkey42o May 11 '12
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u/What_Is_X May 11 '12
Top of a trees submission... http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/02/borat_themes.jpg
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u/tehgama95 May 11 '12
I think you would get in an equal amount of trouble for either having weed or having tits on the screen at work.
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u/Fapanese May 11 '12
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u/Stop_Sign May 11 '12
My kind of roof.
That roof would be the best smoke spot
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u/red321red321 May 11 '12
any spot with two naked and horny/high chicks is the best smoke spot dude
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Doesn't being naked and super high always feel fantastic? For me, at least. And the blond one looks like my cousin...
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u/catsmakeweirdnoises May 11 '12
If you're on r/trees at work, i'd like to know where you work.
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May 11 '12
You can turn the subreddit style off, and then choose posts selectively.
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u/Keadant May 11 '12
I browse all of Reddit with the trees subreddit style.
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u/Tyler_the_Cremator May 11 '12
Stoner Courage Wolf? Or Stoner Insanity Wolf?
Either way, better than Stoner Awkward Penguin. Hey-O!!!
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u/TomorrowByStorm May 11 '12
I work at a Alarm Monitoring Company in the basement of a building with only one other person with me. One is a 21 year old chick who couldn't care less about what I do or look at online and the other is my stoner computer tec buddy that I helped get his job here.
NSFW means nothing in this basement.
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u/goofandaspoof May 11 '12
What I imagine your work is like.
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May 11 '12
That's what I hope my future workplace will be like. I wouldn't wear a powersuit, though. The shoulders on this broad are broad enough, thanks. ;)
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u/TomorrowByStorm May 11 '12
This is actually not too far off. Only with less wacky hi jinks and more mind numbing data entry.
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u/GodlessMe May 11 '12
only one other person with me.
But... there are two. I'm at a [6]. I recounted about four times.
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u/thenuge26 May 11 '12
In my small office with the monitor pointed directly away from the door. I still care what is NSFW though, I don't really want to accidentally follow links to xhamster or redtube.
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May 11 '12
And now I will do some crazy CSI shit to find out where that rooftop is.
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u/Notloc24 May 11 '12
if those girls are still their when yoou get there, hit me up.
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u/Notloc24 May 11 '12
That was (ready for my shitty half assed pun?) BLUNT
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Ba-dump-bump
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u/THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN May 11 '12
The comment page is just a big room with different people holding different conversations. Except, they are memorialized and people can go through and comment on the actually conversation itself.
Fuck, I forgot to comment.
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u/dossier May 11 '12
If you look in the chick's sunglasses it looks like the picture taker was on a roof too.
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u/supabdawg May 11 '12
Yeah for real, nsfw that shit man, for all those twerkin ents. Hahaha but otherwise, I like them both :D haha
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u/Garpt May 11 '12
I was atwerk, luckily no one wasthere
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May 11 '12
you guys got balls. would never get on trees at work
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Disable Subreddit Style and look over the shoulder before clicking links. Ninja style, my man.
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u/ChildhoodOBCD May 11 '12
Dude you should NSFW that! No need to read the other comments. I'll bet I'm the first to think of that.
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I'm pretty sure reddit in its entirety is NSFW. This shit is distracting. :<
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u/Forever420 May 11 '12
Am I the only one seeing a double standard here?
Female ents post themselves smoking while showing some skin and the entire subreddit goes ballistic. Then there's these pictures of naked women smoking and the entire subreddit is like, "Wewt, WE LIKE BEWBS!" "DAT ASS! :3"
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u/green__plastic May 11 '12
the responses to this are hilarious! "Yeah...but...whatever!"
reddit can't come up with a good reason for being hypocritical, so instead, just shrug it off... and continue the mistreatment of women on the site!
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u/macchina50 May 11 '12
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u/The_Hindu_Hammer May 11 '12
It's because the former post is usually a discussion about the pipe, smoke spot, or other post that is normally seen on the subreddit, but without a focus on the person smoking (or how much skin they're showing). The showing of the skin seems like a ploy to attract attention to the post even though it is irrelevant. The latter, aka this post, is just focused on how these hot naked girls are smoking. There is no other purpose and therefore gets upvoted.
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u/dinkynugz May 11 '12
TIL If women are hot just to be hot in a post, it's okay. If women are attractive but want to focus on something else in their post, it's not okay.
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I don't know why, but it feels different if the picture poster isn't in the posted picture.
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u/Brodellsky May 11 '12
This is my kinda gal. She's the only one who is always there for me, makes me feel good, all my friends love her, she always smells amazing, and I just simply love it when she's inside of me.
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u/BAH2011 May 11 '12
I have a question for female ents. And well guys too if you do it. How does tanning feel while high? (I'm Black)
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Being high in the sun is great, but it makes me much more likely to take a weed nap. I always sleep great after a day in the sun, so together, they kinda guarantee an early bedtime. Also, being high and outside is pretty bomb, because I get bored when I'm stuck inside. Fun fact, while I was baked one time, I noticed that I can smell my skin after it has been in the sun for at least half an hour. It gives off a type of burnt-honey aroma.
(I'm male, but I have tanned both outside and in a bed before. I just find it to be super relaxing, and it can brighten your mood in the winter.)
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u/BAH2011 May 11 '12
Cool. I'll never experience that pleasure. Thanks for the comment. I've definitely fallen asleep in the sun before though
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u/Hermionent May 11 '12
It feels like melting.
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u/BAH2011 May 11 '12
Is that good or bad? Depending on the context, your comment can be interpreted either way.
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u/Hermionent May 11 '12
Melting in a good way, definitely. I like to smoke and then go lie in the sun on a blanket and listen to my ipod and just hang out somewhere in-between asleep and awake. It's pretty much awesome.
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u/Apocalypse_Roadtrip May 11 '12
As lady ent, I come here to read about trees, not be told the only way to be cool stoner girl is to sit around smoking naked with my lady frients. Can we maybe keep porn in the porn subreddits from now on?
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May 11 '12
no one said or even implied it was the only way to be cool stoner girl, i see plenty of post about how girlfriends and wives accept mj as a part of there boyfriends lives and can deal with it, and they show there awesome pieces (PIPES!!!) and they post funny rage comics.
honestly your only seeing the bad things here, because they are the more important and more obvious to you, take a look at the little things too.
dont get the wrong impression, I dont approve of this stuff either, as far as if I can see there is no weed or weed related stuff in this pic so it doesnt belong here, send it to pics or something.
If i want to see porn or photography i watch porn or read books or go to art galleries, not rtrees.
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What makes you think that's a joint and not a cigarette? She's sure holding it like a cigarette, and the series of photos this is from doesn't have anything to do with weed. I mean, naked girls are cool, but what does this have to do with trees at all?
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u/KevyB May 11 '12
What the hell does this have to do with r/trees....
Having looked through the album that this pic is from, there's no cannabis anywhere whatsoever.
Might just aswell post porn already instead of this.
DOWNNNNN'ted
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u/theycallmejang May 11 '12
wow, that doesn't look like a comfortable place to tan at all... tin with screws in it? i guess anything is comfortable when ur high tho
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u/ChildhoodOBCD May 11 '12
If only they had some sort of soft linen apparatus to put down underneath them.
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Don't forget to bring a towel!
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u/red321red321 May 11 '12
when you go sunbathing on a roof, your skin can chafe and you'll get burnt by the sun, that's why towelie says, don't forget to bring a towel! alright!...you wanna get high?
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u/Measure76 May 11 '12
At this point I wonder how this place became pineapples when it could have embraced towelie as primary mascot.
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u/HowlandWeed May 11 '12
i bet half of your upvotes are from the people who enjoyed repeating the word "linen" a bunch of time in a row
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u/jmt5179 May 11 '12
no, having metal scrape against your tits is not comfortable when you're high. And im a dude.
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u/shantridge May 11 '12
It looks like the girl on the left has no butt crack...
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u/ihaveafajita May 11 '12
Yeah I just spent 5 minutes staring at the picture, not for the titties, but because I was trying to figure out what was going on with her tanlines and lack of buttcrack.
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There is debate about whether or not this should be NSFW. It should be. I have no fear of people knowing that I smoke. Not all places have the same rules. Tits are always NSFW, trees are only NSFW if that's the kind of place you choose to be employed at. Yo.
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u/ccbeastman May 11 '12
that same logic applies to tits, too though. there's some places of employ that just wouldn't care either.
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Models are your kind of gal? Psh! Who likes models? Especially the ones who take their tops off? I mean, really...
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I wasn't able to find any trees in this pic. Too much boob might have distracted my mind.
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u/BruceDoh May 11 '12
Yayy, I'm gonna have so much time to smoke up now that I'm fired for opening this at work.
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u/artcontrol May 11 '12
Had to do a quick sketch of her... Imgur
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who ever downvoted you doesnt know how to draw, and doesnt realize this is pretty good, I also doubt they understand the definition of sketch :)
looks good.
edit: i love seeing how other people sketch, i cant draw people very well, need more practice :(
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u/dalms May 11 '12 edited May 11 '12
NSFW TAG PLEAZE! edit: seriously guys? lol i opened this in class and a pair of tits popped out. totally cool with people seeing trees since its an ent friendly campus but tits while studying in the library aint cool.
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u/nonahs May 11 '12
Full set is here [NSFW]