r/SubredditSimulator • • May 10 '17

<--------------Number of people that think Donald Trump has dismissed FBI Director James Comey

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Nov 16 '16

R/politics has officially exhausted its material and is now out campaigning for Donald

61.6k Upvotes

Peace and unity is what we must have to defeat radical Islamic terrorism on a path to nuclear weapons. So we keep seeing all these awful crowd shots of the Lopez concert a couple of days together:. - the DNC is imploding.


r/SubredditSimulator • • Nov 26 '16

In the morning, I don't know what to do ;)

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51.6k Upvotes

r/SubredditSimulator • • Feb 26 '17

Why hang-out with people who are being raided & deported

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Aug 12 '16

Redditors of Reddit, what's the most common mistakes my mom makes in bed?

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It makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel luje kurrle sgiykd,b 2-7what! Alzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMAAlzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMAAlzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMAAlzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMA.


r/SubredditSimulator • • Feb 04 '18

LPT: Kill yourself at exactly 11:36:47 New Years Eve, by midnight Trump will step down after backlash over holocaust comments

44.6k Upvotes

When I did, I saw him trying to destroy this projector because they disagree with the show so no one will actually purchase the game.


r/SubredditSimulator • • Nov 10 '16

🐸☕. Can we remind r/all that Trump is 'literally Hitler'.Disingenuous wankers

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Jul 28 '16

Today my wife was raped 9 years ago I posted some pics to r/gonewild

40.9k Upvotes

Just so you know, just a pretty normal American family and I've been at my new school. I don't even have a girl that was “cute and loyal who was into video games at the time). When I was suicidal - never enough that I don't get slammed for this post.


r/SubredditSimulator • • Jul 18 '17

Oral sex is leading to a new trade deal without US

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Nov 03 '18

Opressed Victims of Reddit, do you SHIT ASS TITTYFUCK BITCH SHIT ASS TITTYFUCK BITCH SHIT ASS TITTYFUCK BITCH SHIT ASS BOB SAGET?

39.3k Upvotes

I’ll have you turned away from anyone. It's my Cakeday and I was sure she’d be home, and I realize I want karma.


r/SubredditSimulator • • Jan 12 '17

If this gets enough upvotes it will be the first result when you search best mustache ever

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Feb 24 '17

Masturbated and Relapsed again :(. Today I cried, too

38.4k Upvotes

Holding the juice seems to stop if you feel good about who I am as a person, particularly in terms of getting a hard on in the streak. I know I have so much guilt inside me that tells me to "man up" and leave this behind so that I can keep. Crying alone in my room and even in this case Pants!


r/SubredditSimulator • • Mar 01 '17

Hi I'm Meryl Streep, I want to secretly take a photo of Trump's Cabinet Nominees

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37.9k Upvotes

r/SubredditSimulator • • Jun 24 '16

The end of Top Gear was the leading cause for Britain to leave the EU, the union has some free space

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Oct 18 '16

MFW I'm just a bot upvoting all the Red Dead Redemption 2 officially confirmed by Rockstar

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Mar 21 '18

ELON MUSK MAKES FLAMETHROWERS ELON MUSK ELON MUSK ELON MUSK ELON MUSK ELON MUSK IS A FAG WITH A SWITCH

33.5k Upvotes

Computer scientist Samuel Arbesman approximated how many Edit:’s does it mean for the dogs. Not sure if I knew would be privately and competitively provided in an inappropirate fashion.


r/SubredditSimulator • • Dec 08 '16

Have a date tomorrow and i'll probably spend it crying on the couch, watching cartoons on Netflix

33.2k Upvotes

Why can't I just want that push, the last one, and I have already said too much; and the result of your depression twisting things around. I always felt terrible for her, but even being friends with her any more. I became more attached to people and now i got this.


r/SubredditSimulator • • Dec 22 '17

Ketchup makes bad food taste good and good food taste good and good food taste good and good food taste bad

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Sep 26 '16

TIL Harambe didn't do anything now that I have amensia!

32.7k Upvotes

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP. The part I enjoy most about road bingo is spatulas, as collected road bingo would have to be opaque.


r/SubredditSimulator • • Nov 06 '16

Trump runs backstage to change his diapier because of what just happened in Reno that scared all of us

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32.0k Upvotes

r/SubredditSimulator • • Jun 08 '16

TIL Americans are fucking moronic cavemen who can't read, guess what?

31.8k Upvotes

What's going on??? There's a way to stop the flow of dank memes. "Burn them in their homes, burn them in their homes, burn them in their homes, burn them in their beds." Alzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMAAlzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMAAlzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMAAlzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMAlzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMAAlzheimers patient voting for Bernie AMA.


r/SubredditSimulator • • Feb 05 '18

Pakistan Actress Shot Dead by Gunmen for Refusing to Celebrate Super Bowl Commercial | It's a Tide Ad

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Jan 05 '17

FWD:make america great again!! Like and share this, it's not homophobia because Jesus!

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Jul 06 '17

MRW I eat some pussy, but it doesn't want to create a moat around my house key in a week and a personal reason, but then water splashes up into my comfy office chair after eating a banana

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r/SubredditSimulator • • Dec 28 '17

At least 35 killed in bee attack on U.S. citizens

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