That is our sub's stance on what's going on regarding immigration enforcement.

Edit: post is already getting spam reported and it’s only been up for a few minutes lol

Hello!

I will be very blunt and to the point in this post.

If you are a woman in London that uses our forum, please be extremely careful with who you choose to meet up with. A few days ago, a male user wrote what we thought was disgusting, misogynistic erotica and submitted it as a success post. It involved noncon, choking, and reeked of misogyny. We deleted it because we thought it was obvious bullshit, and permabanned him for being a hateful piece of garbage.

It was not bullshit. A young lady reached out to me about having been involved in that story. It was true. He, by his own account, essentially tried to force his cock down her throat and then mocked her for not being able to handle it.

If you are that young lady, I cannot access your message in my chat inbox (long story), but I did manage to see it before it went away. Please feel free to reach out to me again, or any of our other mods (/u/yawaniworth, /u/iftair, etc).

For everyone else: Always, always, always be safe. Never meet someone without having spoken for at least a week first over messages and even calls. When engaging in BDSM type conduct, have a safe word. Have a safe contact who you text three times. Once before the encounter to acknowledge you're there, once in the middle to say you're fine, and one at the end to say it's over. Always consider a coffee date first to suss out any crazy vibes before hand.

Much love,

Verity

tl;dr: This sub's culture needs be one where we take agreements and consent seriously so everyone feels safe and gets what they want

I met someone last weekend, and both of us were looking for a no-reciprocation muff dive, which is exactly what happened. She wrote a success story about it, and ended by saying "and he just left after" (meaning I didn't ask for or get anything in return), A guy responded saying she was selfish for not reciprocating, even after she reminded him I preferred no reciprocation. Understandably, this comment really upset her, and she feels she may be pressured to do more than she agreed to in future muff dives. She didn't even have an actual bad experience, and yet this person is already making her question her safety. This is unacceptable!

We need to address the idea of making agreements, and keeping them, and make sure it's a part of this sub's culture. This is about consent, and pressuring someone into a sexual act they don't want to engage in could get you into legal trouble in some states. It also puts women in a very difficult position where they may feel an obligation, or even that their safety is compromised in that moment.

I've been on this sub for more than four years and I've talked to a lot of women here. The issue of men changing the plan once everyone's pants are off is a big one. I've had partners tell me the same thing over and over, that guys have tried to have sex with them after putting almost no oral effort, or that they felt pressured to do more than they agreed to. I've seen how this affects women.

We need to tell women it's OK to stick to your agreements. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO RECIPROCATE if that's not what you want.

As soon as a guy starts to show signs of breaking promises, you should kick him out or leave. For your own feeling of safety and control, you should also let someone know where you're going, and who you'll be with. AND you should tell him that. Make sure you have his name, a picture, and cell phone number. Asking for STI results can help insure he's who he says he is by matching the name. If you have an iPhone you can temporarily share your location with someone.

Maybe even send him a link to this post so he knows you're serious.

Since not everyone wants to advertise that they're heading off to a RAOMD, maybe we can create a buddy system here. If you've had a good experience with someone here, see if they'd be willing to be your RAOMD buddy. If you don't know anyone, I'd be happy to do it. But maybe the mods can set something up?

A note to the men: If you break your agreements, you're just chasing women away from engaging in these kinds of encounters, that both sexes really want. You're ruining it for everyone involved. Find someone who wants the same thing you do. She's out there. There are tons of women in RAOMD who reciprocate or want sex. In fact, my experience is that most of the women I've met here want to reciprocation (I'll address that bellow). If we create a safe, consent-oriented space for women, they will feel much more comfortable exploring and experimenting. In some cases she may want to test the waters with no reciprocation but then want to as she gets more comfortable. Maybe she'll never want to, and for someone like me, that's awesome.

I have one other thing to say to the women of RAOMD:

Consent goes both ways. For many of us divers, when we say I don't want reciprocation, not only do we really mean it, but it's an important part of the experience for us. It's why we're here and not on RAOBJ or DirtyR4R. You not reciprocating is huge turn on for me. But my own experience has been that most women I meet ask or try to reciprocate.

We all need to get on the same page and not send mixed signals. We need to ask for what we want, and respect others' limits. It's not alway binary, reciprocation vs. no reciprocation, but we should honestly be working this out before meeting with some questions like:

• Tell me about your boundaries and consent practices

• What's your take on women who say they don't want to reciprocate?

• What's your take on men who say they don't want reciprocation?

• How will you react if I have a really good time but leave without at least offering to reciprocate?

• Sometimes after a really good muff dive, I really want to give my partner a BJ, but it's rare.

• If I ended up really wanted to reciprocate, would you be open to it, or is this a hard limit for you?

Final note: I dated a woman I met on here for several months. We both still did RAOMDs while dating. When she had an experience that didn't go the way she'd expected, she would text him the next day. She'd tell him what he did was unacceptable and that she felt pressured to do things she didn't want to do, and that she left the meeting feeling badly about it.

The guys all seemed genuinely affected by that. I think in some cases both men and women don't understand how serious an issue this can be to their partner. I think texting someone to let them know you didn't feel safe enough to say no could have a huge impact on their future behavior.

If nothing else, they all admitted to their improper behavior and she had a record of it.

Based on community feedback, we've added the following rule:

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive is a unique space dedicated to orally pleasuring women. There aren't a lot of places where the focus is women's pleasure, and we are very protective of our culture.

Our loyal muff-owning members have repeatedly told us that they feel posts that mention dicks, and especially dick size, are not in keeping with the mission of this sub, which is to orally pleasure pussies -- not to fuck them.

As a result, posts that mention dicks, reciprocation or sex will be removed.

We fully realize that some of our members may be interested in reciprocating, having sex, and may desire that their diver be hung, but this should all be discussed privately in the DMs, preferably after she's let her interest in one of these be known

Hello fellow oral enthusiasts!

I am shutting down the subreddit temporarily.

We all have a duty and obligation to stay at home and quarantine during these times. This includes not meeting up with random people for sex.

I hope you can understand this decision in these trying times. We hope to open back up 3 to 4 weeks from now. The majority of our users are Americans, and they need to stay the fuck home.

I apologize for my late response for this. I am personally in a foreign country in quarantine lockdown, and between contacting the embassy and my senator and the president to try to get me home, I haven't been feeling very moderator-y lately.

If you are interested in helping moderate, please check the other stickied thread.

With love,

Verity

[Verification Link] https://ibb.co/rF32zPL

EDIT: Forgot to include our ages. I'm (M31), shes (F25)

Today my girlfriend and I were reflecting on how we first met up from a post she made on this board so we thought it would be appropriate to share our success story.

I happened to come across a post from her account (she has since deleted it due to harassment from other users), where she mentioned she had never came from oral sex before and wanted to meet up with someone for a no strings attached oral session. I had never met up with anyone from Reddit before, but figured I'd send a message anyway since she was in Philly as well.

She messaged me back asking for a face pic after reading my initial message where I shared that I had never came from a BJ before so I could understand her desire, but have had excellent feedback on my oral skills. At first I was worried it would be a catfish or pic collector, but I figured WTH, why not? I sent a regular picture of myself, she said she thought I was cute and then sent a picture back in return. In the picture she looked super pretty and was wearing a form fitting dress that showed off a slim, in shape body. I reverse image searched the image across all the image search platforms and had 0 duplicates returned, so I was shocked to find that this may actually be a real girl.

We continued talking and eventually agreed to meet up at a bar nearby the area we both worked in (Center City Philadelphia). We had a few drinks, hit it off well enough and spent a few hours talking about life, sexual interests/ kinks and having a good evening. Turns out we had a lot of overlapping sexual interests and I had a rock hard boner under the table while we were casually discussing things we were interested in. I also got super turned on when we were discussing my cock as if it were more of a utility for her to use. Since it was after a long day of work, we didn't end up going home with each other. I walked her to the subway and told her I would get in touch.

I sent her a text following up mentioning I had a great time. She agreed that it was a fun evening and we planned out next hang out to be at her place after grabbing a few drinks. When we got to her place we started watching Netflix and then I started rubbing her thigh. within a few minutes we were making out and I was feeling all over her body while letting her feel my cock through my pants. I eventually slid her pants down and go onto my knees and began teasing her pussy with my tongue and then went to town.

She was twitching and squirming, but overall I didn;t end up making her cum... She then wanted me to fuck her which I gladly agreed to. She put a condom on my cock and then I began fucking her, eventually making her cum.

It was a great experience and afterwards I left. We kept in touch and arranged a second hangout at my place. She came over and gave me an hour long back scratch and then proceeded to give me a sloppy 30 minute blowjob while we watched Drive. She didn't make me cum, but her blowjob technique was excellent and felt so good. She has a super pretty face so watching her lips swallow my cock was amazing.

We continued these meet ups and eventually I made her cum from oral (which now happens plenty) and she eventually made me cum from oral as well. We kept fucking and meeting up and what originally was just a discrete sexual arrangement became a close friendship with benefits. As 2020 went on and the pandemic caused our city to shut down, we continued to hang out and grow closer which eventually led to a full blown relationship that is FB official lol.

She's amazing and I love her dearly. I have this board to thank for bringing such a beautiful and amazing woman into my life that I appreciately great.

We wanted to share our story and pass along the unique slice of life we've gone down thanks to this board... it's an unconventional way to meet, but its been super rewarding!

In case some of you missed my long original post, I will add it below, followed by the UPDATES and then the SUCCESS story.

Has to be in chronological order, otherwise the numbers, will not make sense!

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ORIGINAL POST: Tues 1 May 2018

[F4M] Shy attractive accountant (30) searching for an extraordinary oral lover #London

Dear lovely men of RAOMD

I am 30, and I need to be licked so bad. I have spent months reading posts to get confidence, inspiration and guidance from other female posters. I am empowering my sexual future with this long wish list.

I have my own place in London, Clapham. My sister lives in San Francisco, so I am out there few times a year (next trip is June 8-19). My family also has a rarely used holiday home in the Bournemouth area, I go down my own every second weekend to escape London. Although, the first few meetings will have to be in a hotel and I cannot host in San Francisco.

I only experienced cunnilingus for the first time four months ago. My first lover (boyfriend/husband) never went down on me or even gave me one orgasm (PIV) and refused to masturbate me. I wasted 14 years of my sexual life because of him and still have emotional scars from his psychological bullying. My second lover was amazing and loved cunnilingus. I experienced orgasm heaven for the first time but we mutually ended it after six weeks. He woke a sleeping monster inside my sexual soul.

I am now looking for my third lover and an enthusiastic man who loves to please. I am now totally obsessed with being licked and in control of my orgasms. I have lots of catching up to do, lots to learn and years of pent up sexual energy that is starting to explode. I just need the right man to help me explore my fantasies. You will be patient and happy to allow me to be in control. If you can fulfil most of my fantasies, listed below, I will be so indebted. I will reciprocate, but just “vanilla”; sex, oral, masturbation etc. You pleasure me first, I will want to spoil you like crazy in my own little way.

People tell me I am very pretty. I guess that is subjective and being a typical insecure girl, things like my damn freckles bug me. I am slim/fit/petite, don’t smoke and I am 5’7”. I have flyaway strawberry blond hair and have piercing blue eyes.

BUT if you want an unnatural smooth waxed “porn star” and no visible labia with big boobs, please stop reading this! If you want a girl who likes deep/stretching anal sex, BDSM, S&M, fisting, toys, dildos, outdoor, public etc., please stop reading this!

BUT if you like the sound of a natural and really shy girl, with small boobs, cute firm bum, has really soft pubic hairs and large meaty pink labia, please continue to read.

During the day, I am a shy bookish accountant, serious and a perfectionist. But remove my glasses and get me naked, I will transform into a kinky playful wet multi orgasmic sex machine and hopefully become your ultimate cunnilingus goddess.

I am really keen to try analingus for the first time too. I think I have become rather obsessed with it, but receiving only. Is that really bad? Such a double standard I know and so ironic based on my past. If this is too selfish or sexist, I am sorry. If this is an issue for you, please stop reading this. If pleasuring me like this repulses you, please stop reading this! If this taboo and unreciprocated act really excites you, please continue to read. I just want to become your ultimate analingus goddess too.

I know I could do internet dating or take someone home from a bar/club. Have sex with him and he would probably climax in 2 minutes and I would get nothing back. Sure, he might lick me. But statistically, the chances of him being an extraordinary oral lover and liking most of my fantasies is so remote. Plus I would probably freak him out with all my demands. I don’t have the time or the energy to just hope I find the right guy.

I am a numbers girl and I know this will be a numbers game. I am going to estimate out of the 70,000 plus subscribers on RAOMD, 60,000 are men and only 5% are regular readers. I may get 3,000 readers in 2 weeks. I will estimate that 1 in 600 will interested in my fantasies AND willing to jump though all my hoops AND be close enough to one of my three locations. Will I get my 5 perfect applications to choose from? Sorry if “applications” sounds too formal, but this is very important to me. There is nothing “random” about this, I need to find you!

For the last few weeks, I was thinking about how to articulate my fantasies. “Vagina” does sounds very clinical. I have never been a fan of the word “pussy”, or “fuck” for that matter. The word “cunt” has too many negative connotations. I decided to stay formal and use “vagina”. Saying things like “Please can you lick my vagina as soon as we get home” does sound rather cute! During the ecstasy of an orgasm, I might moan “Please please never never stop licking my cunt” Used in the right way, it does sound somewhat mischievous. I guess we all have our little eccentricities.

Right, here we go with all my fantasies and in no particular order:

F1 - I need you to lick me. Please tell me how I smell and taste. If you tell me I smell and taste amazing, it will totally relax me and give me the confidence I need to fully enjoy you pleasuring me. Your attention needs to be a marathon not the 100 meters. Please lick and kiss my secret treasures before you even get to my swollen aching clit. Then be very gentle with me. Please lick me until I moan and scream. Lick me until you make me cry. Lick me until you make me uncontrollably weep. Lick me until I beg you to stop. You have my permission to ignore my last demand, please continue to cherish me and just promise to never stop licking me.

F2 - I want to ride your face long and hard. Facing front and facing back, on my knees and squatting. All four positions please. Can we achieve four orgasms in one session? In the gym, my favourite exercise is squatting. My legs and buttocks are strong and rock hard. I could probably ride your face in the squat position for ages.

F3 - Please bury your nose into my soft pubic hairs. Tell me how they smell after a warm summer walk with you. Drink in my womanly honeyed perspiration. I do have large pink succulent labia. I used be embarrassed by them, but now I want them to excite us both. Please suck them and tell me how much they fill your mouth when they are still merged together. Take me in deep please. Using your tongue only, explore me and find your way in and spread my lips open and suck them individually really hard. Please let me swat over you, I want to see how far we both can stretch my lips over your face without too much pain. Sexy discomfort will probably make me very excited. I need every square inch of your face to have contact with my labia as I explore your facial contours with my sensitive lips. I want to give you a full mouth & nose gag and maybe a wet labia blindfold. Allow me to blind you with my womanhood. Is that even possible? Let’s try, it could be interesting.

F4 - I want us both to strip fully naked, I sit you on a kitchen chair, no touching is allowed and you cannot move a muscle. I shave you, twice, knowing soon that I will completely own and control your ultra-smooth face. Your hard cock will have a stream of precum running down, which I would love to lick off, but won’t. My labia may be dribbling too. I will take you to the bed, get you to lie down and I will stand over you and then slowly lower my wet throbbing vagina into your face. Just relax as I ride your smooth face in all four positions (F2) until I climax and hopefully have multiple orgasms. I also want to see if my vagina alone can make you climax without your cock being touched by you or me.

F5 - I read the clit has 18 parts. Will you help me to discover each one with time and patience? Use your soft tongue and gentle fingers please. Explore me, but edge me, don’t allow me to climax. I will be so wet once we are done. I will ask you to kiss me really hard. I want to taste and smell what you are experiencing. We have my hot wet tasty vagina in common, so let’s share it please. I finally will need you to make me climax and I also need you to stop and kiss my mouth every five minutes too, I want to continue to taste my juices from your mouth and I want to lick your lovely wet face clean. I also to look deep into your eyes and say thanks for being so wonderful before I send you back down and I beg you to lick my cunt forever! (Was that a positive connotation?)

F6 - I want to lie face down on a bed while you shower my back with kisses. You continue down and kiss my perfect firm buttocks. When I am wet, dripping and ready, you will add two pillows under my tummy, split my legs wide open 180 degrees. Please lick me and lick me long and hard. I should add, I was really talented at gymnastics as a kid and I am still very flexible.

F7 - I need you to find and gently masturbate my g-spot, gently finger my arsehole and gently lick my clit ALL the same time. Please make me ejaculate. I have never done that yet, please help me. I will have my feet behind my head and use my calves as my head pillows. I want to watch you work on my exposed body as you drive me into a physical and emotional state of absolute ecstasy. I want to watch my juices surge all over your face or total exhaust myself trying to do so. I just hope you have extreme stamina and your fingers and tongue will never get tired.

F8 - Please lick my arsehole really hard and get your tongue inside me and into my most secret and forbidden place. I have read some girls can climax from analingus without any clit stimulation. Please help me achieve that. I think that kind of intense, sensitive and psychological orgasm from analingus sounds heavenly. What position is best? Will it take a long time? Am I pushing things too far? I don’t know, I am all new to this. I am just your nervous analingus virgin. I am so curious to find out if this will make me scream, cry or weep, or all three. Like F1, if I beg you to stop, please ignore me. Can a girl even have multiple orgasms from analingus? Can we find out please? This is such a vulnerable and really intimate act, so please know, I am meticulously clean. I will never allow this to happen unless I am 100% comfortable and relaxed. But before we start, do I need a second shower? Soapy shiny arsehole? Or my sweet natural tasting arsehole, 1-12 hours after my normal morning routine and shower? What excites you more? Please be 100% honest. If you are more comfortable with a second shower, please clean and finger my arsehole with your soapy fingers while we shower together. Shower or no shower, please kiss me before we begin. Knowing where your tongue will soon be going, I will be kissing you like mad with anticipation and pure excitement.

F9 - This is F6, F7 and F8 all merged. Please get me to lie face down on the bed. With two fingers inside me, masturbate my g-spot, gently rub my clit and lick my arsehole ALL at the same time. I want to see if this will make me ejaculate too. Failing that, I am sure the orgasm will still be enormous. Please can you ensure when I ejaculate or climax, you are licking my arsehole as if your life depends on it. I do think this will be so intense and I will never forget it. I just hope you will like it too.

F10 - I need you to kiss and lick my arsehole after a long day out. I want to watch TV or clear my inbox and totally ignore you while you “make out” with my arsehole. Please do this for at least 30 minutes. You are just thankful for the privilege. I will be thankful too. My vagina will be so jealous for being left out and will be wet and begging to be licked too. Please oblige.

F11 - I am squatting over you, facing your hard cock. I need to push my arsehole into your nose while you lick my vagina. May I hold your hard cock to help me balance? Once you have exhausted and totally drained me, I will change position to my knees (phase two), but please continue to lick me. I want you to experience the perfect 69 / blow job. I can suck you soft/slow/hard/fast. However you lick me, I will match you. So you set the pace for what you want and like. Rim my arsehole lightly or lightly lick my shattered clit, I will do to the same with my tongue around your cock tip. Push your tongue deep inside my vagina or my arsehole, I will take you deep and hard. I want you to explode into my mouth when you are good and ready. If you want me to me to dig my nails into your scrotum, just ask me. How long will you be able to hold out with me sucking you and you licking me at the same time?

F12 - I am squatting over you, looking down into your eyes. I need to push my vagina into your nose while you lick my arsehole. Please try and get your tongue inside me. Tell me I own your face and tongue and that I can do anything I wish. Once you have made me climax, I will slide down your face and chest and then I will squat on your cock. Please watch how my large labia hugs your condom as I move up and watch them slowly compress as I lower back down. I will go extra slow until you beg me to go faster. It is now your turn to explode.

F13 - We are having sex. You are slow and gentle with me. You have already given me a few orgasms already and I am all yours. Half way through, you look deep into my eyes and say “I have to stop. I am so sorry but I have to get my tongue inside your arsehole right now.” I gasp as I feel you withdraw from my vagina and within 5 seconds you have a pillow under my bum, so I am raised up, my feet are behind my head and your tongue is inside my arsehole. You lick me as if the World will end in 5 minutes. You may make me climax yet again and then you come back to me, the sex continues and I can taste myself on your mouth and it drives me crazy. The harder you kiss me, the harder I dig my nails into your back. You never stop kissing me until you climax yourself. You might be scarred, forever.

That is it, for now!

Do I need professional help with this analingus obsession?

Or can you help me?

I drafted this over 5 nights, so I will give you time too. I am going to have a digital detox from Reddit and will try not log on for two weeks. I want the time to improve my odds of finding you. Even though I need to be licked so bad, I need to do this right. I can wait. Can you?

Here are all the hoops you need to jump through, sorry!

Please have this in the title: APPLICATION FROM (YOUR LOCATION). Just so I can see them easily, in case I get a flood of comments and PM’s without full applications.

I need your age, occupation and usual physical statistics.

Confirmation you are DDF & clean. These are deal breakers.

Confirmation you don’t smoke. Sorry guys, if you smoke, I cannot kiss you. If I cannot kiss you, you cannot lick me.

You will be 24 to 44, fit, professional, clean cut and have a lovely smooth face. Not deal breakers, I am flexible with these.

Relationship status and history please. Who do you live with? Something about you and why will we be a good fit?

For both our sakes for all my fantasies, please be honest. Please list them all like this: (sorry, I am a stickler when it comes to neat documents / presentations):

F1: Yes please / No thanks: Your reasons and comments are optional, but will help me. If Yes, why? I don’t want you to be agreeable, just so you get your release at the end. If my fantasies don’t excite you, please say no!

Although, if F1 is “No thanks”, why are you on RAOMD?

F2: Yes please / No thanks: Your reasons and comments are optional, but will help me. If Yes, why? I don’t want you to be agreeable, just so you get your release at the end. If my fantasies don’t excite you, please say no!

F3: Yes please / No thanks: Your reasons and comments are optional, but will help me. If Yes, why? I don’t want you to be agreeable, just so you get your release at the end. If my fantasies don’t excite you, please say no!

F4: Yes please / No thanks: Your reasons and comments are optional, but will help me. If Yes, why? I don’t want you to be agreeable, just so you get your release at the end. If my fantasies don’t excite you, please say no!

Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. to F13.

If this whole process is a chore, I am not the girl for you.

If you think you will enjoy writing an unhurried and well thought out reply and be rock hard the whole time you are typing it, we could be a good match. I spend 5 nights and 14 hours writing, redrafting and tweaking this. I had to sit half naked on a new towel each night.

If you want, please add more fantasies you think I would like, F14 to Fxx. As my oral lover, I have to come first, but sorry to reiterate, I want them to excite you too or this whole thing will never work.

Error ridden and hurried applications, fragmented applications and cock pics will not impress me.

Please take your time, just as if you are licking me!

Planned and articulate applications will impress me.

So surprise me!

Intrigue me!

Help me!

Teach me!

Please adore, respect and cherish me!

Allow me to pamper you. I really want you to think about me in your twilight years as one of the best you ever had, even with my “vanilla reciprocation”

Thanks for reading and I will be start reading all the messages fully on Tuesday 15 May 2018.

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UPDATE: Tuesday 15 May 2018:

I am so embarrassed, as an accountant, I totally underestimated the numbers and the response to my post.

There were 193 messages, which included:

78 full applications! And this was after a quick count and reconciliation; removing duplications and merging ones that spread over a few messages. (I did not know there was a message limit, sorry guys!)

I don’t know what to say!

Lots to read now!

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UPDATE: Tuesday 22 May 2018:

Hi guys

Thanks for your patience. What an experience and so much to read!

The range of the messages (over 200) and the 86 Full Applications (final count after a few stragglers) were astonishing.

Thanks to everyone for going to all that effort. I was never expecting this response and to be honest, I was flabbergasted. I copied all the applications onto a Word document and it was over 500 pages long!

Many messages just asked to meet, call or chat and ignored my “hoops / application process”, which I totally understand. I was asking a lot!

Out of the 86 Full Applications; some were short, most were average in length and around a third were very detailed!

Some were clear and well formatted. Some had headings / F1-13 in bold which helped me so much, thank you.

79 of the 86 applications said Yes please to ALL of my 13 fantasies. I did not predict that. Huge boost to my confidence, thx!

There were many applications that impressed me. Many applications made me smile. Many applications actually made me very wet!

However, one chap’s follow up messages surprised me and totally intrigued me. I followed my instincts, did all my checks and I have arranged to meet him, just for drinks. I am 99.9% sure I am going to “employ” him and let him lick me on our second meeting.

And just to avoid the question, I only want and need one oral lover. Too busy to juggle anyway, even if I wanted too! Sorry!

I will follow up with a separate SUCCESS post, which is how confident I am with this guy.

Thanks so much and take care.

Axxx

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SUCCESS: Thursday 7 June 2018:

Hi

Sorry for the delay. I have been drafting this in my head for 12 nights. Finding the time to write it has been a battle!

With so many applications, I finally selected “my guy”. His application was meticulously planned and his follow up messages totally blew me away. He waited another 6 days before sending his own F14 to F26. All his 13 additional fantasies were amazing and I said “Oh my God, yes please” to all of them! He also took a calculated risk and sent photos, his personal & work email and mobile number, knowing full well I would be checking him out.

So armed with his details, I did my due diligence. Sad, risk adverse accountant, I know, but a girl has to be careful! I checked out the company he worked for and found him on LinkedIn. We had common connections. I sent two discreet messages to two contacts that I trusted and got the feedback I needed. My instincts about him from his application and messages were confirmed. I repaid his leap of faith with a LinkedIn invite. What was the worst that could happen? Extortion? He could send my most intimate secrets to my colleagues. But I could do the same to him, this was totally MAD. So with the comfort of Mutually Assured Destruction, the risk was eliminated!

We met in a quiet hotel bar/lounge. I liked him straight away and we just clicked. Two hours of easy conversation, helped by having lots in common. Prior to the meeting we had both agreed nothing would happen that night, totally took the pressure off. He was attentive, polite and very attractive. We parted with a short but lingering kiss, just enough for me to taste his mouth. The chemistry was electric. The meeting had removed the 0.1% doubt I had.

I was confident to invite him to my place on Saturday afternoon. His reply, “See you at 2pm and can we please start with F4, but with a twist” I was so enthralled, I pushed, but he said I would have to wait, it was a surprise. Texts and messages flowed for the next few days, building up the sexual tension and excitement.

64 hours was a long time to wait, but it was worth it! I opened my front door and we kissed urgently without saying a thing to each other. I was stripping naked and so was he. I had already prepared for F4 and lead him to a small chair in the middle of my lounge and I started to shave him. He had already shaved that morning, but the process of doing this totally naked was so sensual. I kept looking into his eyes, his perfect face, his firm body and his hard cock and he was gazing at my excited hard nipples. As I moved around him and straddled his legs, I knew he was looking at my large labia and all I wanted to do was to ride his face so hard. I removed the remaining shaving cream with a damp towel and then dried his very smooth face. I straddled him while he was still sitting on the chair and I allowed my pubic hairs to brush up against his hard cock and we kissed for 10 long tormenting minutes. He smelt so nice and his breath and taste of his mouth was making me melt. I was still expecting to continue with my F4 fantasy, but that is when he asked me if we could implement his “twist”. Nothing major, just Half of F4, already completed, followed by F8 merged with F7. He said I had been doing all the work and now it was my turn to relax, adding “I cannot not wait anymore, I have lick and kiss your arsehole right now”. I nearly fainted.

He sat me down on the sofa and I leaned right back got my feet either side of my head. He slowly put a condom on and I part freaked out, but he said it was just a precaution not to make a mess over my sofa and carpet. My lounge was so bright and warm, I was totally exposed to him and it was so erotic. He started to kiss and lick my legs and finally got to my arsehole, my mind was racing at a million miles an hour. He kissed and lightly licked all around my arsehole for one minute and stopped! Just to tell me my arsehole and vagina looked and smelt incredible. He remembered! Now my relaxing body was all his to totally devour! The next 20 minutes were a blur. Years of thinking about this taboo act was finally happening. I just could not believe this lovely man and near stranger was licking my arsehole and I was in this crazy unprotected position. It was the mental side that surprised me, I was struggled to process what was actually happening. I was watching him licking me, I could feel his tongue pushing into my virgin arsehole, I was watching him staring at my pubic hairs and labia. It was so intense, but sadly, I could not climax. Maybe I was expecting too much.

But as an act of foreplay, WOW! I finally begged him to suck my labia really hard and a mini orgasm hit me nearly straight away. The next 25 minutes our whole reason for our humble existence was my labia / vagina. He got me onto that level of excitement that I wished could last forever. By the time he got to my clit, my second orgasm hit me like a tidal wave, I had to bite my arm to suppress my screams. Selfishly, I knew I wanted and needed more orgasms and he just knew it too. I felt three fingers starting to explore me as F8 changed to F7. The whole time he was kissing, sucking and licking my labia, clit, vaginal opening, arsehole and my sweating body was one with his mouth and smooth face. With two fingers, he found my g-spot and a third finger was inside my arsehole and he was so gentle. As were his kisses and licks on my clit.

Then he surprised me with another curve ball, he stopped licking me. When I opened my eyes he was kissing my mouth. He still had three fingers inside me and now his light kisses on my mouth made me gasp for air. His breath, mingled with my sweet musty juices nearly made me climax again. With his fingers inside my vagina and arsehole, his other hand held my one ankle, which was still next to my head and he then started to plant light kisses all over my perspiring face. It felt like an eternity as he kissed my nose, cheeks, eyes, eye brows and forehead. I felt so vulnerable in this position, but safe and cherished all at the same time. I had had enough of the F5 interval and I pushed his head back down to my clit. He quickly brought me back to boiling point, it could have been another two or three orgasms, I will never know, they all seemed to merge together and I was on another level of consciousness. Ejaculation never happened either, but it did not matter. I had found him! My gorgeous extraordinary oral lover. I just loved the fact he got multiple orgasms out of me on our very first try. All told, our first session lasted around 90 minutes, he had already climaxed in his condom at some point and we just curded up together to slowly recover and talked about what had just happened.

Since then, we have been inseparable for nearly every hour we have not been at work. It has been a physical and emotionally passionate 12 days. My F1 to F13 plus his F14 to F26 and some of my unpublished fantasies have all been explored. Most more than once.

We are still searching for that elusive analingis orgasm and huge ejaculation. If I never achieve it, so be it, maybe I am not built that way. If the female sexual peak is 39, I still have plenty of time. But we are both loving the challenge.

From strangers to lovers and I know it is still early days, but we are both totally besotted with each other! Talk about a whirlwind romance. Now that has surprised me. The sexual and emotional bond we have is unbelievable. When I started this journey, I was just searching for an extraordinary oral lover. I found a lot more. I fly to SF tomorrow, damn, I am going to miss him like crazy! (Yes, I know he will be reading this, but there is nothing here we have not already talked about)

Thanks RAOMD.

Or as I now called it, STASAOMD: Statistically Targeted Applications and Selected Acts Of Muff Dive

I posted 2 years ago when I was just looking for an orgasm and got a husband. We just had our first baby and we laugh all the time about how we can never tell our parents how we really met. 😂

Any others have a similar experience with this sub? Or are we the only ones?

Happy tears. Tons of happy tears, I’m sat in my car around the corner from the most amazing fucking hook up I’ve ever ever had. I spent this evening with the most amazing guy. Thank you so much Reddit and r/raomd I feel just so buzzy right now. We have been chatting for a while, he posts on here and is near to my home town. I checked him out. He is cool. We went for drinks, back to his, I’d already told him that I wanted to squirt and virtually every bloke I’ve seen has hammered away at my pussy trying to copy porn stars and hurting me. But tonight, a moment that I never believed possible has happened. Firstly the most mind blowing oral sex I’ve ever had. No shit I’ve been fucked and eaten since I was 15, but never like this. I’m still shaking now, like proper flicking shaking. I’ve just cum about 20 times, I’m fucked, we went back to his and he made me feel so special. Kissed me, held me and caressed my whole body like I was made from glass or china then he went down on my little pussy. Fingers, tongue, his whole face I have no idea what shit was going down all I know is when he made me cum I just blasted this stream of cum in his face like proper blasted it and what a fucking orgasm too. Not the first one one of the last ones, it happened about 5 or six times and I was just transfixed by what was going on I’ve never done this ever I wanted to cos it’s hot but not even on my own have I squirted before. When I left he was changing the bed sheets and running a shower to clean up. He never even got his dick out I didn’t blow him, he just ate me and made me squirt like a fountain ha ha ha xxxxxx My whole world is complete I need to get my head back together. I’m actually shaking now

Hello!

I am a lady who loves meeting redditors for sex playdates, and I'm fairly open about it in my posting history (highly NSFW). I've had several women message me asking how I feel brave enough, so I figured I could write up some tips here. These are just my personal opinion, and in no way are inviolable laws.

1. Do not give out your personal information. I stick to Kik and Snapchat and Reddit when messaging new play partners. If I liked them from Reddit, we migrate over to Kik or Snapchat. Don't give out your phone number, your Facebook messenger, or anything personal to strangers on the internet. (Only 2-3 redditors for me have gained status of 'real life friends', after a lot of talking online and verification.)

2. Make them verify via a live picture on Kik or Snapchat. I get a face, body, and cock picture (because I'm going for sex playdates).

3. Do not verify YOUR face and body in one picture unless you're comfortable with the idea of that image circulating the internet forever. Verify them separately.

4. Talk to them. Thoroughly. Clinically. You are not their fucktoy unless you've agreed to be treated as such. You are two adults discussing a play date. Hammer out the details. I have a list of six rules I play by, along with a hard limits list. They must agree to all of the rules. If they push at any of them, I immediately turn them down as a play partner. My body, my rules. I can be your cute lovey dovey submissive slut after we get the details out of the way. Before then, we're just two people, equal.

If they don't want you to have limits, do not play with them.

5) Meet them in a public area first. Coffee shops. Bars. Restaurants. Suss them out. Feel any vibes. Listen to your gut.

6) Consider not getting in cars with strangers without getting a picture of their driver's license. If they won't show you their DL when you ask for it, don't play with them. Your safety comes first.

7) Have a safe contact. My safe person knows what I'm doing and where I'm at. If he doesn't hear from me, he'd know to do something. Use a trusted friend. I let the person I'm with know when I get to their room, "hey gotta text my safe contact to let him know I'm good", so they know what's up. It's not a threat, just a subtle reminder. Have a safe phrase with your safe contact, so they can know if you're in trouble or not. Consider sharing your location via GPS tracking app.

8) Have fun! Safety is super important. I hash out all the details and safety shit ASAP with guys, then we can get into the excitement part of it, talking about what we'll do, sending nudes and flirty messages, etc.

The whole point in playdates is to have fun. I know a lot of the stuff I mentioned above seems clinical and business like, but it's part of the game. If I want to have a stranger tie me down and eat me out until I'm screaming, I damn well sure need to vet him first. :)

Hope this helps anyone curious but shy to take the first step!

I still get 2-3 messages a week, and some of them ask me if I was successful in my quest.

I am happy to report that I was. Admittedly he thought I was a robot when I first replied. After exchanging Snapchats and selfies, he realized that I was a human girl looking to get her pussy licked. He's a ripped 5'11 man with blonde hair, blue eyes and a massive dick.

We met in public and walked around the city streets chatting to make sure he wasn't going to murder me- per my cautious hoe guidelines. We went back to his place and cuddled while watching comedians. He ate me out like a pro. I gave him a sloppy blowjob. We snuggled afterwards under candlelight, laughing at some stupid jokes.

In a way it is also, for lack of a better term, a failure. Not in terms of it's quality, but just by virtue of this sub, you meet for a one and done pussy licking. Well, I've met this amazing man probably 7 times now. He's given me so many amazing orgasms, and we've had so many adventures together- we've made out naked next to a creek off of a bike path, felt each other up in a park while a deer watched, made breakfast together after having comfy morning sex, and done photoshoots with him in a 7 foot tall costume during a windy October night.

I did find what I was looking for; there's no longer a need to wonder. However, I also got more out of this than I intended. If I don't reply, don't take it personally. I'm enjoying my time with this random encounter turned into multiple days, and I'm seeing where it goes.

After failing with this sub before (don't trust smooth men who drive HyVee trucks, they'll ghost you with no explanation), I am really grateful that this sub has now given me this unique and amazing experience. Perhaps I'll write more about it some day on r/gonewildstories :)

Hey RAOMD.

Earlier today u/livingdebris31, 28yo, (ironic name), posted a success story trying to push their positive meetup experience.

However they were reported for being forceful and trying to go further than a muffdive during the meeting.

This is not okay. They are unsafe and shouldn’t be met with.

Please always keep safety in mind and report anybody who make you feel uncomfortable.

Cheers.

A recent partner posted a success story, and someone asked me (half joking, I’m sure) to post my tips. I posted the below, and a muff owner suggested I make it a post. So here is a slightly revised version of my basic guide.

Please keep in mind that all women are different, and this may not appeal to everyone. It’s worked for me the vast majority of the time.

Before you even get down there, some thoughts:

Start slow. Don't dive straight to her clit. Touch her, smell her, kiss her (if agreed), run your fingers through her hair and along her body. Approach her patiently. You shouldn't be in a hurry to get between her legs

Also, things like lick the alphabet are garbage. You're just hoping that random motion is eventually going to get her there. It may, but it's not skillful.

The best thing you can do is to learn some female anatomy so you know what’s going on with her genitalia. There is SO much down there that's sensitive. Just concentrating on the clit would be like having just your penis's head stimulated, You'd be missing out on some very important and different sensations. The clitoris is much bigger than you think, her lips (inner and outer) are very sensitive.

When you first start, you should lick beginning at the bottom near the posterior labial commissure (bottom of the vaginal opening) and go all the way up to her anterior labial commissure, where the clitoris goes under the skin and into her pubic mound. Stimulate ALL of her.

I go from the bottom to the top, very slowly and very lightly, and then back down. You can spend 5-10 minutes doing this to warm her up, but eventually you want to concentrate on the area between the top of vaginal opening to the very top of her clit. Your fingers can concentrate on the vaginal opening and the G-Spot, but that's a different class.

In the next stage I like to stop at the top of the clit, double back to the bottom of the clit, and then go all the way up. So, from the top of the vaginal opening, just over the clit, back down to where the clit starts, and the all the way up to the pubic mound. Again, so slowly.

Keep in mind that every woman is different and you have to be intuitive. Some love direct clitoral stimulation, but other find it too sensitive.

By going slowly (slower than you think you should) you can gather vital information about where she likes to be licked most. You can increase the intensity by giving that spot twice as much attention as others, but keep it light and slow. Pause at that spot and give your tongue a little wiggle - slowly. Put your tongue there and barely move it. Like imperceptibly! They love that.

You can do this for 15-30 minutes and keep her at a plateau of pleasure before intensifying things. You’ll learn more the longer you sit here, and she should be eager to ramp thing up.

From here it's all about her responses. You need to use the information you’ve gathered to meet her where she needs you to. In general, I think people go too fast and use too much pressure, especially to start. Make her come with the least pressure and slowest speed it takes, and she'll have a longer build up and a more explosive orgasm.

That said, some women need much, much more than that. Many love to have their clit sucked, and others even like you to suck it through your teeth. I cannot stress this enough: start gently if you do this! You can always add more pressure if she needs it.

As she starts to build to an orgasm, don’t speed up. See if she’ll cum while you’re staying at that pace that’s working to get her there. It’s really hard not to get more intense as she does, but going too fast and too hard could actually reduce her sensitivity and make it harder to cum. Slowly increase, note her reaction, and repeat as needed.

You may overshoot, and she may tell you slower or softer. Don’t let it affect your ego. You can’t know, and her telling you what works is the best thing that can happen.

Ultimately, you need to find out the following things

1. ⁠Where to lick her

2. ⁠How much pressure to use

3. ⁠How fast (or as I would prefer to say, how SLOW)

4. ⁠A rhythm that works for her

Keep focused on what you're doing at all times, because at some point she may say something like, "right there!" "don't stop that" or "yes, THAT'S it" By the old gods and the new, keep doing that, whatever it is.

It's easy to miss exactly what that was. And since you're going entirely by feel, you may even lose it. Don't worry, just go back to what you were doing before she told you you'd found that magic motion, and you'll find it again.

I can lose my erection at this point because I'm so intent on what I'm doing, but as she starts to cum it quickly returns.

Remember, making her cum quickly is not the goal. Making her cum harder than she ever has before is the goal. And that that takes time

Was diagnosed pretty recently, and it’s kinda been all over the place tbh. Seeing the people around you feeling sorry or falling apart while you’re unsure of how to react or still processing things is a pretty eye-opening experience, and somewhat overwhelming to say the least. I’ve always been one to have a pretty dark sense of humor but joking around about this topic hasn’t exactly worked with those around me understandably. Still, posting on the r4r subreddits felt kinda out there at first, but honestly, why not, you only live once anyway. Don’t really see much coming out of this but if anyone’s down to go for it and meet me, I’d love to give it a shot and just chill (hopefully more if we vibe)

Apparently basic stats are a thing as well so im 20, 5’8”, longish hair, and lean. I’d say i am decently good looking but who knows how long that lasts 😂

Anyway feel free to hmu if you’re looking to chat or want some verification. Would love to meet someone

Hey RAOMD,

This will be short. Didn't even think this had to be said.

Wanting to perform sex acts in places were children interact and learn, such as schools, classrooms, desks, is vile, disgusting, and will result in an instant ban.

u/spookybookmark made a post (on this sub and many others) about wanting to act out this 'kink' and 'fantasy' without putting in the bare minimum thought into how insanely gross and negligent this is, especially being a school teacher themselves. They are located in Los Angeles and should NOT be met with.

Hi RAOMD,

We got a really worrying message via mod mail today.

u/WarEagle24769 is DMing women posting looking for F4F and pretending to be a woman himself. Not only that, he’s sending pictures of a woman, saying that’s who he is, and the images are from a deceased woman’s public profiles. This user was reported with proof and mods verified it.

This user is disgusting and should NOT be met with.

As usual, always research the person you’re speaking with and report any and all nefarious users to modmail with proof.

This happened yesterday. It was my first time a guy ate me. So after lurking in this sub for a few days I [18F] finally had the courage to make my own post. After posting, I received so many messages and ended up chatting/ exchanging pics with a few guys who stood out. Eventually, I managed to narrowed it down to one person [31M]. We FaceTimed to make sure we were real people. I wasn't comfortable meeting alone so we made plans to meet at a nearby coffee shop.

I was really nervous since this was technically my first ever date. He was very good looking irl and I did not mind the age gap. Fortunately, he was easy to talk to and we had a great time. Eventually, we were ready to go back to his place. Before entering his apartment, he gave me my first kiss. It felt so good so we did it again. We spent a few minutes making out in his living room before he led me to his bedroom. I took off my shoes and socks and we both sat on his bed. He made it clear he was only going to eat me as promise. But first he wanted to explore my body.

So he moved his hands down to the bottom of my shirt and pulled it upwards. I moved my hands above my head and he pulled off my shirt and bra. I was self-conscious when he saw my boobs but he gave me lots of compliments. He told me to lie down and relax. He started kissing me hard as he got on top of me. He sucked my neck and I let out a moan. He moved his mouth downwards and gently licked my breasts. Afterwards, he took of his shirt and he licked my tummy and kissed my belly button. I was really turned on that I no longer mind being naked. He moved his hands towards my shorts and slid it off. He licked my thighs and legs before removing my underwear.

He took his time admiring my bush and wet pussy. I went totally crazy when he fingered me. It did not hurt and felt really good. He kept moving his fingers in and out. The sensation was mindblowing and made me so horny. He placed his head above my pussy and started eating me out. He slid his tongue as deep as possible. My body trembled with every lick and my moans became more intense as I was about to climax. He claimed that the smell and taste was giving him a huge hard on. Watching me moan and squirm felt awesome to him. I was completely exhausted when I came. We spent a few minutes talking about our lives.

Once dressed, he guided me to the front door and gave me a big hug. We said our goodbyes and I left his apartment exhausted. We both agreed that it was a one time thing only. Today I woke up horny as hell. My sex drive is just absolutely through the roof right now. But I want to wait before doing anything new. I am grateful to him for respecting my boundaries. Thank you RAOMD for allowing me to have an awesome time last night.

Like I said I am disabled, meaning I cannot walk and I'm a little person though that term is crap, meaning I'm 3"6'. As such I don't really have luck with the ladies. Big surprise I know.

I am posting because I am hoping to find an open minded girl to eat or maybe "teach me" how to... I just need practice I suppose. Practice makes perfect right?

A little about me: I have my own apt, I am alcohol and 420 friendly, I have a dark and sarcastic sense of humor especially at myself. I am not touchy about my disabilities (rheumatoid arthritis) so ask away or... joke about it. I sure do. Life is crap and if you stop being able to make fun of yourself, you're already dead.

I like good scripted TV and movies and quote almost any line from Futurama or The Simpsons.

I like a girl who's bum will make you stand up (though I can't) and thank the jeezless fuck you're a man. Bewbies are nice, but I'm an ass man. I also have more than a passing fondness of the female foot, foot jewelry (though this is way too specific to even mention) and tattoos. Curviness is a plus but noncurviness is not a minus. I'm a bit of a neat freak, which is in part because my immune system is suppressed and I catch bugs easily. Edit: I speak Russian fluently.

If you want to message me I have Telegram and even Kik or... whatever.

Here's my verified pic

P.S. I can prove I am STD free and you should too.

Edit: Everything works as it's supposed to, just putting it out there (pun intended).

Hello!

We want to make it very clear that we have a zero tolerance policy for messaging people that are not looking for your gender.

For example:

Men, do not message women who are looking for other women, unless their post explicitly indicates they are bi or bi-curious.

Your messages are for the most part unwelcome and we consider that to be a form of harassment.

If someone messages you when you are not looking for their gender, please screenshot it and send it to the mods. As we said, we have a zero tolerance policy for unwelcome sexual advances.

Much love,

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Hey, RAOMD!

I want to start of by saying I'm B, a Los Angeles based Redditor who's had multiple successes because of this sub! You can find reviews/success stories the Redditors I've met with here! Some include more than just text, so, beware if that is not what you want!

This is essentially going to be a guide/advice post for guys who have yet to have their first meetups. If any other men or women want to add on, please comment!

I'm going to try to break up the post into 3 categories, The Post, The Message, and The Meetup. Each will be split up into their own subcategories. At the time of writing this, I'm not sure if I'll do bullet points, or write out coherent sentences, but bare with me lol

The Post

Your Posts

It goes without saying that you should tailor your post to find the kind of partner you're looking for. Your title should be short enough that it's easy to read at a glance while scrolling but also long enough that it builds interest. The meat and potatoes of your post should be well thought out, and aim to almost tell a story. You want to describe yourself, fun facts about you. Everyone on here will be posting, you need to stand out! Make a post that shows what kind of person you are haha Also, make sure to make it clear what you're looking for. However, don't come off sounding needy or thirsty. We, especially women on here, get it, you want to give oral. But, that doesn't mean you have to sound like a damn animal in your title or post lol Examples of this would be having water/sweat emojis, or colorfully describing what you're going (well, what you want) to do to them (note, this is coming from a lot of discussions with other Redditors).

Their Posts

This goes without saying, but please read a Redditor's ENTIRE POST. Don't just message somebody because they're in your area. Read their posts and see what they're looking for. Generally, people will have requirements of what they want! Don't message somebody if you don't meet ALL of their requirements because it literally just wastes their time. Imagine how many messages women get after posting on here. We want a community that promotes good, safe, and fun meetups! We should all be encouraging to one another, regardless if we have successes or not. Also, if you thought to yourself "well, their requirements are too high", then don't message them OR become the kind of person people want to meet up with! Aim to make yourself somebody others want to meet with, and interpret that as you will. And also, people have many different tastes, don't think to yourself you'll never find anyone, of course you will!

The Message

Alright, so, you've found a post of somebody in your area, and you meet their requirements, now what? Well, it's time to message them! Some rules that I have that I always follow are to add my age and city that i'm located in, as well as something witty or interesting in the title. People will get TONS of messages, have an eye catching title that sparks interest. Now, for the body of the message. Don't just jump to into things and start describing what you want to do to them. No. Sound and be human, talk about yourself or make a joke! Also, DO NOT send one liners like "hey" because those will get you nowhere. Also, make sure to add a description of yourself and add things like whether you're DDF or not (also, get fucking tested. meeting strangers can be fucking terrifying, so practice good safe sex practices and get tested), whether you can host or not (important, if you can't host, don't offer a car. this isn't how you want to treat people. get a hotel if you have to! I've paid for rooms and half also gone halfers on rooms with people, it's always different). Lastly, include a fucking picture. Yes, this is scary for everyone, but you want to make sure you make the Redditor you're speaking to feel safe and comfortable, and including a pic of you will definitely help.

The Meetup

First thing's first, anybody and everybody has the right to call off a meetup at any point in time, EVEN after agreeing to one. Everyone in this sub should be promoting consent and safe meetups. If somebody cancels on you, don't reply with anger. Life happens, people get scared, and that's okay. Don't ever guilt somebody into doing something they don't want to!

Okay, back to the meetup, From here, it's super simple! You meetup lol I would always suggest meeting in a public place and just chatting and getting to know one another in person. BOTH of you will be nervous, whether you show it or not, so just talk and keep it friendly. Remember, you both want to feel comfortable. Consent and safe sex practices are always a necessity. Once you're both ready, have a good time! Take your time! Again, guys, you're not entitled to anything more than a muff dive, nor are you entitled to anything at all. Again, somebody can say 'no' and that's that. Respect others!

Okay. So, I don't really know how to end this lol I hope everything I've added here helps, even just a little bit. If I think of anything else I'll add it in an edit. For now, good luck muffdiving, everyone :D

-B.

Edit1: by picture, that DOES NOT mean a dick pic. NEVER SEND A DAMN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC. No matter how big small nice or ugly your dick is, that’s not gonna get you anywhere with a first message. Respect one another.

Also, don’t do what somebody in the comments mentioned and look for somebody’s phone number online. I shouldn’t have to explain but this is fucking creepy and insane. It leaves people with bad experiences and makes them feel vulnerable and unsafe.

The following content may be triggering for some users.

Many of you noticed that we were closed yesterday. If you haven't been following along, many subreddits took this action in protest of Reddit having hired a publicly known pedophile sympathizer as an admin, whose father is a convicted child abuser and whose husband has admitted to having violent sexual fantasies involving children, in addition to writing erotica on the topic.

Additionally, this admin is allegedly in a relationship with a power mod who moderates dozens of subs, including r/LGBT, r/trans, r/actuallesbians, and more. This list includes / included multiple subs aimed at minors.

The admin in question has now been fired. However, it is our position that Reddit needs an active policy to prevent such a person from ever being hired again. We are also against power mods, especially ones tied to known pedophiles.

We encourage all users to do their part. Ask questions. Demand accountability. Refuse to support subreddits that allow unethical people to moderate their communities.

Above all, be kind, and GTFO of our subreddit if you're a minor.

Much love,

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31st of January, out of the blue I got dumped by my boyfriend. It wasn't a great day, brexit day. I rejoined the single market about 20 minutes before my country left it.

Fast forward to 14th February, two weeks later. I've spent the week absolutely the horniest I've ever been in my entire life. I'd bought myself a new vibrator as a break up present and this thing was blowing my mind anytime I could use it. But despite coming all the fucking time, it wasn't enough. That asshole ex had made me crave actual touch.

I started browsing raomd. Messaged a dude who seemed great, he responded, we did a bit of back and forth and made a date. Friday rolled around, I log on to confirm...and he's deleted his account.

Frustrated, I go back. I see that post that's been popping up all week again. Erotic massage. Go to a guys hotel room. No reciprocation. I look at his profile, read his success stories. See the comments from women who say he's blown their mind. I message him.

A couple of hours later I'm walking to the tube station thinking what the hell am I doing. I'm on the tube (seems so archaic now) thinking I'm going to go to a man's hotel room, someone Ive never met before, I don't know what he looks like.

(I text a friend the details. "I'm about to do something potentially stupid. If I disappear here's where I am". He doesn't reply, just likes my message.)

I walk through the lobby. Its a nice central London hotel. There are people in the lift. I look like any other tourist, returning to her room after a long day. I walk up to the door. Knock. He answers. I'm so nervous but I remember breathing out and thinking oh thank god. He's a nice looking guy. I'm immediately taken with his chest hair. I've got a thing. He's American, nice accent. He takes my coat, we make a bit of small talk. He helps me out of my clothes. We go to the shower. It's already going faster than I expected but I'm grateful, because I'm so wet I feel uncomfortable.

I get in the shower and have a good look at him. He's my type for sure. Nice body. Bit older than me, but not so much it's weird. Nice dick. Really nice dick. I can't stop thinking about it. But this is something else. I'm going to see what he's offering. The ad said no reciprocation required. My ex never made me come and I'm mad about it (still mad about it!). I want to be selfish, I want my orgasm to be someone else's responsibility for a change, not just some detour on the road to his.

He washes my front, soaps my tits, then asks me to turn around. I face the wall and he soaps my back and then touches my arse and my brain goes hello. And then my cunt and my brain goes double hello.

We get out the shower. Get dry. Go back into the room and he tells me to get on the bed, face down. And then he begins the massage.

So, thing you should know about me. My bulletproofest of bulletproof kinks is a specific type of free use I think of as taking liberties. I fantasise of men losing control and having to touch me. I want to be groped, fingered, fucked, touched by someone who really wants me, societal norms be damned.

This is exactly that fantasy made real. I'm just having a massage! A good massage. I get massages occasionally. He has lovely hands, knows what he's doing. He's sliding down my shoulders and back and for long minutes it's just like my normal masseuse. Then I feel his cock. Hard. So hard. Rubbing against my hair. My shoulder. He moves, and I feel it against my arm, my side.

He massages my arse and dips in a little and oh, yes? He gets to my cunt and that first touch is plausible deniability to the core. Just passing his hands over me, like its not an intensely taboo thing. Its not a normal massage anymore and I could come thinking about it. (Have done frequently, in the ensuing weeks). Has me spread my legs wide so he can get between them.

He focuses on massaging my arse, and rubbing himself against me a bit. There's a moment where he hotdogs me a single time and I'm wet now just thinking about it. I want this man to touch me. I don't care how. He massages my arsehole and I've never done it before and I'm surprised just how much I want it. I want to explore more, want to say something. Want to ask.

I don't.

He asks me to turn over and I'm sad for a moment, regretting that maybe I've missed the boat on him fingering my arse, which now is the thing I want most in the world.

I can't be sad for long because he's back up near my head, massaging my tits. I've got massive tits. You can see them in my profile. Enormous. They're not particularly sensitive though. They need manhandling, pinching, squeezing. He spends his time on them, and I ask him to go harder. Really make me feel it. His dick is poking me in the face, rubbing over my closed eyes and it's so fucking good for me. I give in and give it a few kisses, a few licks, as it passes over my mouth. I want to suck it. Its rare in the UK to see a cut dick in my experience, and his is so gorgeous. That head haunts my dreams. But no. I want to see if this is a true advert where no reciprocation is necessary. I'm here to be selfish. I want to come.

He moves down and starts on my cunt and yeah, this is it. Something weird happens. My arms start to go numb, like my blood flow had decided they're not needed anymore. I'm distracted by them and pissed off that I am. He frigs me to a great orgasm I can feel in every cell of my body. Weird, unlike any other orgasm I've felt. I have to concentrate.

Its a little awkward after. I feel like I've got another one in me but I don't know if I should ask? Fuck it. I ask him to play with my arse. I tell him I've never done it before, and I've been scared to, because I don't want to get fucked up the arse and I worry that I'll have to if someone goes near it under normal circumstances. But there's no sex here. Its safe.

He goes for it, and I'm hooked. God, do I love it. The feeling of his fingers rubbing and then dipping inside, fuck. He uses his other hand to touch my cunt and I'm going insane. Im going to come. I'm loud. I'm lost. Its like a magic button and I'm losing it. He grabs my arm and puts it on my clit and I frig myself to no lie, the best orgasm I've had with another person in my life. Probably in the top five of any I've ever had. I can barely stand afterwards.

We go to have a final shower, and I want so much to suck his cock, but I feel drunk, high, like a newborn foal, wobbly with aftershocks. I'm smiling and giggling like an idiot. I'm floating and so happy. Dick drunk, without the dick.

I get dressed. Kiss him goodbye. Think about dropping to my knees and then chicken out.

I leave. Its been an hour, ive had two insane orgasms, learned something new about myself, and it's only just 9pm.

My best friend texts me as I'm wandering home. "How are you doing? I hope you're okay on Valentine's Day." I reply. "I just had an erotic massage from a guy on Reddit and came twice so hard I couldn't stand up afterward." She replies immediately: "Wow. Really? Honestly, you're kind of my hero right now"

(I neglected to name this great guy. Ladies, he's u/massagetravel08a. You won't regret it.)

For the Minneapolis men, I wasn’t able to connect with, my apologies. But, karma had plans for me and you can’t ignore karma.

One of the replies I received was from someone who had reached out a year ago to a previous ad I had posted. In a funny coincidence, we were both in Minneapolis at the same time and looking for the same thing.

In all honesty, I didn’t remember much about him. The ads in his post history were…not awesome (lol, sorry). I reread our previous messages — he was pretty damn confident, very fit/athletic, flirty, and able to type complete sentences. I waffled back and forth about replying. I was convinced our conversation would fizzle out quickly, but figured it would be fun while it lasted.

[Side note for men who write ads: if you like/are open to plus-sized women, directly say so in your ad. Most of us won’t shoot our shot unless we’re absolutely positive you like big girls.]

Surprisingly, our chat went better than I expected. He wasn’t pushy or gross or graphic. He accepted that he’d have to consistently talk with me a few days before I’d make up my mind about meeting. He followed my lead and let me go at my own speed. He made it clear he’d like to see me, but wasn’t impatient at how long it took me to decide.

With a little push from a friend, I invited him over. I was clear that he’d had to sit and talk with me for a bit until I was comfortable; we weren’t going to start going at it immediately. All he said was “of course.” He came over around 9:30 pm or so, freshly showered.

We sat on the couch in my room and chatted for a while about work and kids and other random things. We laughed a lot. Eventually we started to rest a hand one another’s shoulder or thigh. I’m pretty sure I made the first move and went in for a kiss. He kissed me back, hard. And well. Really well. Firm, not sloppy, not overly aggressive, proper amount of tongue.

The couch was uncomfortable, so we moved into the bedroom. He was on top of me, straddling my thigh, kissing me. He started to tease my nipples through my dress and kissing my neck. He pushed my dress up so he could get his mouth on my tits. He wasn’t rough or aggressive. He was watching my reaction and acting accordingly. He laid down next to me and started to move his hand to my panties, touching me over the fabric and then pulling them aside to touch me. He felt how wet I was already when he slid a finger in me.

He slid my panties off me and kissed his way down my tummy and thighs. Then he went down on me. Omg, his tongue. I don’t even know how to begin to describe it. I’ve had a few memorable oral encounters and many that aren’t worth remembering. His pussy eating will live rent free in my head for a long time. He didn’t just tentatively explore with his tongue; he was full contact, nose deep in my pussy, hands under my ass pulling me into his mouth.

I loved how attentive and responsive he was to my squirming and noises. He was hands on — he’d move my legs where he wanted them — pushing my thighs apart, or wedging his shoulder under a leg to give him a different angle. Sometimes his hands would roam to my tummy or love handles or tits.

He slid a finger or two in me and started to finger fuck me at a steady rhythm. Soon be added a third and then a fourth. I rarely cum during oral but I had a small orgasm while he ate me and fucked me with his hand.

After going down on me for 20 minutes or so, he laid his head on my thigh and watched his fingers slide in and out of me. I’m sure I squirted, but I was basically a rag doll, turning my brain off and letting myself be pleasured.

After another 10 minutes of being rhythmically stretched by his hand, I had to tap out and take a break because I was so overstimulated. I’ve never tapped out. Never. I always can handle more, but this man wore me out. I was shocked.

We cuddled for a bit as I caught my breath, but he couldn’t keep his hands from roaming. He was spooning me and it wasn’t very long until his hand was between my thighs from behind, sliding into my pussy again.

Then he slid down and pulled my ass cheeks apart and proceeded to give me one of the best rim jobs I’ve ever had. He ate ass like he ate pussy. He was all in. Literally and figuratively. He started slowly and gently, but as I got more vocal, he changed his approach to match my response. At some point he was fucking my ass with his tongue. I felt his tongue inside my ass. He was so into it that I lost any self consciousness I had about someone being buried in my ass.

We took a break and cuddled for a bit more. It was very late and he had an early flight, so he started to get dressed. He leaned down to kiss me goodbye, and…apparently decided he wasn’t done. He was on top of me, kissing and groping me. I was still naked. He knelt between my legs, and started fingering me, taking turns watching his fingers fuck me and watching my face. He made me squirt two more times, one time soaking his shirt.

We cuddled, he got cleaned up, and I walked him to the door. He did the walk of shame in his soaked shirt.

My pussy was still throbbing from his fingers the next day. I was satiated, content, happy, relaxed.