r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

So, what's the gameplan?

2.5k Upvotes

Let's get 'em good.

Oh, jeez, I've been hit. Tell my cat that he can have my karma.

Target these guys:

/u/Smight

/u/Apostolate

/u/Cadvin

Don't downvote the orangereds. Let the savages do what they will, but we shall conduct our warfare as gentlemen of combat.

**Items and points courtesy of brandnew87 **

Items and points


Use the following weapons on enemies only:

WeaponPoint value
Boxing Gloves of discombobulation+3
Clumsy Mallet of Inebriation+1
Crude Hatchet of Paragraphical indifference+2
Cryptographic Shuffler of...+2
Distinguished medal of something significant+3
Hacknyed Crossbow of Memetic Torpor+1
Indiscriminate scattergun of emphasis+1
Jumbled Tome of Significance Shuffling+2
Magnet of Un-Magnanimity+2
Mighty Megaphone of Internet Intolerance+3
Mirrored Shield of Palindromic Failure+2
Pointy Dagger of Mortal Strike+4
Pokey Stick of Social Capitulation+1
Redacting Tape of Patriotism+1
Royal scepter of the queen’s English+1
Scimitar of Chirality+1
Sizable Claymore of Compensation+3
Smoke Bomb of Vague Shrouding+3
Wand of Cursory Gestures+2

Use these weapons on friendlies only:

WeaponPoint value
Huge Syringe of Soothing Panacea+2
Wistful Panpipe Melodies+2

Use these weapons indiscriminately they will give points to the user's team regardless:

WeaponPoint value
Mine of Propinquity+4

The following weapon is unpredictable thus far. Use it at your own discretion:

Spiny Caltrops of the Spineless|+2


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

No matter what happens here today, I want you all to know it was an honor to serve with my fellow Periwinkles

2.4k Upvotes

FOR REDDIT!


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

UPVOTE YOUR FELLOW PERIWINKLIANS!

2.3k Upvotes

Evidently, it's for the greater good.


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

TEAM PERIWINKLE RULES

2.0k Upvotes

DOWN WITH THE ORANGERED


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

UPVOTE YOUR FELLOW PERIWINKLIANS!

1.7k Upvotes

Evidently, it's for the greater good.


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

Hats please?

1.7k Upvotes

I want to get my hat fix, where?


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

I'm on Team Periwinkle, my fiancee's on Team Orangered. What happens to us now???

1.7k Upvotes

r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

Yes!

1.6k Upvotes

I found the subreddit! I WIN! I WIN!


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

WHAT IS GOING ON?

1.6k Upvotes

HOW DO THESE POOR EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE HAVE MORE MEMBERS THAN US?

I AM OUTRAGED.

DEATH TO ORANGEREDS.

UPDATE: WE ARE AHEAD OF THE ORANGEREDS IN MEMBER COUNT! WE HAVE ACHIEVED PART TIME SUCCESS. NOW WE MUST KILL!


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

UPVOTE YOUR FELLOW PERIWINKLIANS!

1.6k Upvotes

Evidently, it's for the greater good.


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

I'm on a boat

1.6k Upvotes

r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

Down with team Orangered!

1.6k Upvotes

They're evil bastards!


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

Team Introductions

1.5k Upvotes

I feel as if team introductions are important. If we're to beat the vile Orangered team then we need to know our strengths and weaknesses.

Introduce yourselves, Team Periwinkle!


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

Let's do it boys!

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1.4k Upvotes

r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

Some music to speed the charge!

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1.4k Upvotes

r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

DEAR EVERYONE

1.4k Upvotes

DONT FUCKING USE YOUR FUCKING ITEM. THIS IS A WARNING. Learn about it before using it!

Source: I taped my own comment, and now I get no karma :(


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! UPVOTE THE PERIWINKLE!!

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1.3k Upvotes

r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

UPWINKLES to the left. LETS WIN THIS

1.3k Upvotes

Go forth and vote!

EDIT: I want hats too :(


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

Get 'em, boys!

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1.2k Upvotes

r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

Give me my HAT BACK!

1.2k Upvotes

Hey there team /r/periwinkle...

Do you think you can give me back my hat?

Also upvote for tema /r/periwinkle!!!!


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

use A and J to upvote periwinkles faster

1.2k Upvotes

using res and z and j to downvote orangered/

and spread the periwinkle sloth: [THE PERIWINKLE SLOTH] (http://i.imgur.com/8drhP.jpg)


r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '13

ALL HAIL TEAM PERIWINKLE

808 Upvotes

LETS GET EM BOYS. MAN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!


r/periwinkle • • Apr 07 '13

A little late, but here's my idea for a Periwinkle logo . . .

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527 Upvotes

r/periwinkle • • Apr 04 '13

For our Subreddit!!!!!!

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401 Upvotes

r/periwinkle • • Apr 01 '15

SEASON 3 BATTLE SIGN-UP INITIATED

372 Upvotes
LOADING LANGUAGE PROTOCOLS...

INITIALIZING COMMAND DATABASE...

COMMANDERS OF PERIWINKLE, PLEASE ENTER YOUR NAME BELOW, AUTHORIZING ME TO ALERT YOU ALERT YOU PROMPTLY WHEN CONFLICT IS ON THE HORIZON. I TRUST ALL LOYAL PERIWINKLES WILL INDICATE THEIR WILLINGNESS TO ENGAGE THE ORANGERED MENACE IN HONORABLE BATTLE.

...BEGINNING SIGN-UP SEQUENCES: