Olives are an abomination to food culture and the only food that I’ve experienced that complements NOTHING. The only thing they should be used for is their oil because it doesn’t have that tangy, bitter, “wtf even is that” taste. Every other form needs to be wiped out!

Disgusting.

Absolutely abhorrent.

I wish all olives were just gone.

There are millions of us out there. Olive haters, come forth.

All I have to say is fuck olives, they are the most disgusting food ever and whoever eats them is a lesser human, thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

These fuckers aren’t good for anything else and taste like shit

My wife just brought me a half of her subway sandwich that she didn’t want no more, me being hungry af I was excited to eat the sub. I notice an olive sticking out before I took a bite (Thank the Lord). I have such a strong hatred towards olives, so I just hand her the sub back and say thank you but wtfffff is this shit !?? People actually say “olives please” I don’t fucking understand? I’m not ungrateful btw, I made sure my wife knew I was joking around with her lol…. I wasn’t..

i hate olives

fuck olives dude. finally a page where i can talk about my hate for them. when i was 7 i tried one for the first time and threw up all over the table at a family dinner. it was disgusting, no matter what kind of olive they completely suck! who enjoys something that overpowers any food, and has such a bitter taste? fuck olives!!

If someone ever invents a time machine they need to make sure to go back in time and eliminate the absolute sadist that decided to use olives as a fucking ingredient to "add flavor". Not only this shit tastes bad it also MAKES THE ENTIRE PLATE TASTE LIKE SHIT TOO.

Fuck whoever decided putting this shit "food" in other dishes. I couldnt care less if people eat olives by themselves, but by putting it along with other foods you just fucking contaminated the entire dish and ruined everything, fuck anyone who does this when sharing food.

It feels good to be able to let go of all of these pent up emotions. FUCK YOU, OLIVES!!! You've ruined too many good salads! Too many great veggie pizzas! AND only look good on martini toothpicks and that's only for AESTHETIC! Take you, and all your little olive friends and get outta my food choices! Ya round little pieces of shit

Much like you, I hate olives. They are an abomination unto God and food and humanity. As my ever increasing stomach would insinuate, there is very little I won't eat, but these devil fruits are amongst that small list. However, that being said, I almost wonder if I don't belong because there are only two ways I will accept not the evil of olives, but rather their byproducts. So I ask you, fellow haters, is olive oil and the briny juice byproduct in a dirty martini acceptable, or should I go wander the wastelands again?

I wouldn't say that olives literally smell like garbage. I can discern the difference between the two. I never mistake one for the other. But the smell of olives activates the same area of my brain as a big ol' dumpster full of hot garbage.

Just vile

Walking by an olive bar in a grocery store or at a buffet makes me want to puke.

Fuck olives

Olives being a pizza topping is one of the only reason my feelings towards them turned from indifference to hate as I could have lived a life that never intersected with this awful vegetable. I still vividly remember my mom getting some pizza when I was 10 and asking me if I want some but it had olives on it. She offered to take them off but the pizza was forever tainted and I knew such a measure wouldn't fix it.