Dear users of r/JohnCena,

You ungrateful bastards. You unappreciative motherfuckers. You unthankful cum goblins. I pour my blood, sweat, and tears into this subreddit, this blessed place, for YEARS, spending maybe 3 or 4 minutes a week checking the subreddit to make sure nobody has posted porn or some shit, and you ass suckers can't even spare me a few pity upvotes on my stupid fucking 'upvote if oj was innocent' post, and you don't even have the courage to use the new report reason, which I courteously added to the rules of our subreddit, 'click this if you're reporting the OJ post,' instead opting to use the 'Not John Cena' option. And not only that, but you cowards then turn around and betray not only me, but your country, the good ol' U. S. of A., by downvoting my 'downvote if you think 9/11 was "good"' comment. I am so tremendously disappointed in all of you, but I still love each and every one of you.

Respectfully yours,

YogurtPatrol, The Sun King of r/JohnCena

ps I'll stop with this shit lol