r/IllegallySmolCats • • Aug 05 '25 Heartwarming

Smol Criminal Mugshot This is Marshmallow. Marshmallow is literally in jail for assaulting his siblings.

Post image
76.5k Upvotes

he still gets to hang out with them during the day when I can supervise, just can't trust him overnight


r/IllegallySmolCats • • Apr 15 '22

Smol and Angy Angy kitten after failed attempt to steal the food

61.9k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Aug 16 '25 Heartwarming

Floofy Smol Kitty Slugs first day at the beach

Post image
55.5k Upvotes

And to answer any questions yes I will be continuing to document Slugs adventures


r/IllegallySmolCats • • Sep 17 '26 Heartwarming

Criminally Smol Found her at a construction site

Thumbnail
gallery
55.2k Upvotes

So smol


r/IllegallySmolCats • • Dec 14 '21

Smolice Custody Not OP but felt like you guys needed to see little ‘Shrimp’ 🥺

55.2k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Jan 01 '22

Floofy Smol Kitty I was told this might belong here.

51.7k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Sep 08 '21

Trigger Warning Little meow meows taking a bath NSFW

50.8k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • 12d ago Diamonds are Forever Heartwarming

Extra Extra Smol Criminal at large found sleeping and stealing hearts

Thumbnail
gallery
50.1k Upvotes

Her name is Vin, junkyard kitty prolly around 3-5 weeks old, sleeping on my chest on the first visit to my apartment from the foster!


r/IllegallySmolCats • • Nov 13 '24 Take My Energy Heart of Silver

Extra Extra Smol Went to Mexico. Came back with this little dude.

Post image
44.0k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Oct 03 '21

Remote For Scale Baby Clarabelle 🖤

Thumbnail
gallery
41.3k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Nov 08 '25 Obsessed Heartwarming

Criminally Smol I'm slightly obsessed with her

Thumbnail
gallery
40.8k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Nov 24 '21

Extra Extra Smol He made you Thanksgiving dinner, but you never showed up :(

38.7k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Aug 10 '25

Criminally Smol I have a very clear NO TRESPASSING sign on my gate, and yet... intruder.

Post image
38.6k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Sep 26 '21

Went hunting, came home with Frank instead

Thumbnail
gallery
38.1k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Oct 19 '21

Itty Bitty Smol Beans Little miss Granny 🥺❤️ found her drinking dumpster juice

38.1k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Mar 28 '23

Extra Extra Smol Visited my parents this weekend to break these guys out of jail

Post image
37.6k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Sep 10 '21

Smol Name Wanted Walked up to me as I dropped my son off at school. What is this criminal’s name? Spoiler

Post image
37.2k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Jun 17 '25

Smol Fancy Tuxie 0 thoughts in that smol head

34.8k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Jul 15 '25 Wholesome Seal

Extra Extra Smol The evolution of a criminal.

Thumbnail
gallery
34.4k Upvotes

My foster criminal from 5 days old to 9 weeks old.


r/IllegallySmolCats • • Sep 26 '25

Smol Criminal Mugshot Darjeeling is just a handful of kitten

Thumbnail
gallery
34.3k Upvotes

She's small for her age! But so fierce! Don't let that round head and those round eyes fool you!

She brutally attacks me every day now. When placed in front of a large plate of food she 'scared off' foster kittens (gentle baby boys) twice her weight. Jee is the most fearsome creature this side of town, and I pity anyone who dares cross her path.

(Also, she found her forever family literally two days after she was brought to our shelter!! She goes home on Sunday to a family that adopted one of my previous fosters 💖)


r/IllegallySmolCats • • Nov 05 '21

Extra Extra Smol I foster with my local shelter and received a litter with one kitten who has dwarfism. She's half the size of her littermates! Highly criminal. Just dastardly.

Thumbnail
gallery
33.9k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Oct 15 '22

Floofy Smol Kitty A rare male torbie, double confirmed by 2 vets at a high intake shelter. We saw up to 25k cats per year at work so I saw four in roughly 3 years, high volume means lots of weird anomalies. This lad is a current occupant of the nursery. He is appalled.

Thumbnail
gallery
33.0k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Sep 30 '21

Floofy Smol Kitty Heard meowing under our porch a week ago. Now this is how we spend our mornings.

Post image
32.4k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats • • Nov 17 '21

Criminally Smol Two kittens I picked up from the highway don't quite understand toys. The TV had them on edge.

32.1k Upvotes