r/totalwar • • Dec 14 '22 Mindblown Polished Silver Turd

Warhammer III My name is "Nasser". The game is censoring the word "ass" and its making it worse.

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r/totalwar • • Feb 03 '21

Warhammer III | /r/all Total War: WARHAMMER III Announce Trailer - Conquer Your Daemons | Coming 2021

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r/totalwar • • Nov 15 '25 Diamonds are Forever WOW Thanks Helpful

General Four years ago, I asked for Total War: Redwall. Today, I'm back with a pitch deck.

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r/totalwar • • Dec 19 '19

Warhammer II He could be any one of us

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r/totalwar • • Feb 21 '18

REKT'D Strong from CA

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r/totalwar • • May 16 '19

Three Kingdoms My brothers last dying wish, to play 3 Kingdoms

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I’ve sent email, reached out to influencers I know, and am using social media to try and get this done.

My little brother was diagnosed with leukemia late last year. He was winning the battle, and just last week we were getting ready for him to have a bone marrow transfusion. Unfortunately this past weekend, the cancer came back with a vengeance, and doctors don’t think he will last long.

One of his wishes/goals is to play Total War: Three Kingdoms before he dies. With the doctors not thinking he will survive long, the 24th release date may be to late.

Can anyone help me get this to the developers/publishers to see this post?

Edit 1: For anyone in doubt, I understand why you would feel this way. Here is a link of him currently in the ICU http://imgur.com/dBWKd3X

Edit 2: OMG, u/DogbertCA on here and Grace on twitter have made one kid extremely happy. When I told him the good news, he cried, and couldn’t believe this was happening. When I told him who sent it, he was so shocked. I then immediately got kicked out of the room to go home and download it since the internet at the hospital sucks. I should be back there in a hour and he cant wait to play!

He wants to say his thanks to all of you for your support, it means a lot. And from me, I don’t know much about this game, just hear him always talking about it. To see the outpouring of support from all of you is truly touching. It means a ton to me and my family, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Edit 3: The response from all of you is incredible. The second I got back to his room he was ready to get playing, and was so excited by the intro and being able to play. Not sure what I can and can’t post so I took a picture of him at the logo screen and one of us. He taught me what we had to do, and we won the first battle (thanks to him)! You guys are all amazing! I will myself purchase the game when it comes out, so that I’ll be able to cherish this moment forever. Also I will be printing out all of your comments for him. I read some to him and the smiles and laughs he got was tremendous. So again, thank you, all of you!

Him watching the loading screen - https://m.imgur.com/MuARL1i

Him and I - https://m.imgur.com/S890RXk

Edit 4: The response from all of you is amazing. We've been reading the comments to him and he lights up talking about it. A couple people have asked, I won't give our exact location, but we're in Tampa, FL. Watching the intro video he was amazed and out gorgeous it was. He went in to detail telling me about the different people we could choose from, etc. It was a student trains teacher moment. I promise I will reply to each and everyone of you, and this thread will always be something I come to!

Edit 5: A little while ago, on 05/19/2019, just after midnight, Robbie passed away. I thank you all so much for everything these past 3 days, and the fact he was able to play his favorite game will always mean so much to me! Thank you!!!


r/totalwar • • May 02 '21

Napoleon This is good format btw

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r/totalwar • • Nov 22 '22

Rome "Wow, strategy games are becoming so great! I can't wait to see what they're like in the future!"

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r/totalwar • • Jun 06 '20

General Crosspost from another community. I think it's really important for Warhammer and Total War fans to know the truth behind the well known youtuber 'ArchWarhammer' and also to know why that Warhammer statement was so important. Be warned some of Arch's and his MOD's comments are genuinely sickening. NSFW

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r/totalwar • • Dec 12 '25

Warhammer 40k Total War Warhammer 40k!!!!!

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r/totalwar • • May 20 '21

Warhammer III THE HERO WE DESERVE FOR THE UNIT CARDS

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r/totalwar • • Sep 01 '20

General Volound, a Total War YouTuber with 100k subs is harassing people who disagree with him. After I posted about him to this subreddit, he has now publicized content (on YouTube) from my Reddit post history about my issues with depression and panic disorder.

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r/totalwar • • Jul 30 '20

Warhammer II Not sure if this was posted before but this is pure gold

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r/totalwar • • Feb 05 '21

Warhammer III Updated the meme for - modern audiences

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r/totalwar • • Apr 01 '21

Rome Warhammer fans when Rome Remastered is coming out.

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r/totalwar • • Jun 04 '20

General Can we get a Total War: Shrek?

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r/totalwar • • Jun 02 '20

Empire I'll keep asking.

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r/totalwar • • Apr 23 '21

Warhammer II Tomb Kings girls

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r/totalwar • • Sep 15 '26 Mindblown Popcorn

Warhammer III What is your favourite Warhammer lore bit?

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Personally I love how Skaven don't even need or use gold. They just mine it so other races can't have it.


r/totalwar • • Feb 10 '20

Warhammer II Totally unacceptable

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r/totalwar • • Dec 16 '20

Warhammer II Can't wait for Warhammer 3 when sieges are absolutely amazing... Right, CA?

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r/totalwar • • Apr 07 '21

Rome Just like in school books

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r/totalwar • • Aug 17 '20

Warhammer II Curious

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r/totalwar • • Nov 01 '19 Heart of Silver

Warhammer II I hate saurus.

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I hate saurus. I hate them. I hate their lizard faces. I hate their clubs. I hate their sticks. I hate when the sticks are next to the clubs and I hate when the clubs are next to the sticks. I hate that Kroq-gar pulls 2280 of them out of his scaly asshole and then descends on me like a Vogon at a poetry convention.

I hate the Saurus auto-resolve meter. I hate it because it lies to me. It says I have a 50-50 chance of victory. This is patently false, because I have twenty units of skeletons who are held together with prit stik and prayer. I do not have twenty units of eight foot tall geckos constructed out of pectoral muscles and galvanised coffin nails.

I hate that they shout bok at me. Bok is the Bristol Orienteering Klub, which is completely irrelevant to a battle in Lustria and should not be shouted repeatedly while eating a rank of tier one infantry like buffalo wings.

I hate their morale. I hate that surrounding them simply prompts one of them to pull out a US general's helmet so he can make a speech about 'now we can attack in any direction'. I hate that their reaction to a devastating rear attack is to become somewhat peeved. I have looked a Saurus in his smug scaly face as an encirclement that would shatter any other early game infantry closed in.

He went from :I to >:I , killed an extra two hundred skeletons because I had foolishly allowed all four sides of the Saurus unit to fight at once and then swallowed my Liche Priest like a slim jim.

I have resolved to shoot every Saurus dead. Every Saurus. All of the Saurmen and the Saurdren too. I hate them. I no longer see battlefields because they're covered by a thick blanket of arrow trails. I hate that it barely stops them. I hate that they keep coming while shouting about the Bristol orienteering klub, or the Bank of Oklahoma or the 1983 Bok asteroid. I hate that they made me google bok so I could write down ways in which I hate things that have it as a name. Bok is also a lunar crater and a martian crater. It is also a village in Iran. The IATA code for Brookings Airport is Bok. I will never go there because it would give me palpitations.

I hate that Kroq Gar is friends with the Rare Pepe next door, who also declares war once I've shot Kroq Gar unconscious for the tenth time. He also has Saurus only these ones are blue. Somehow this is worse.

I hate that there are another ten Lizard factions. I hate that they will be in end game by the time I reach them. I hate that while I was writing this Kroq Gar picked up Kalida and smoked her like a cigar.

I hate Saurus.