r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 04 '15

There are too many things lining up for this just to be a coincidence

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500 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Jul 18 '15

7/11 was a part time job.

452 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Dec 28 '16

Pearl Harbor was an inside job.

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318 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 16 '15

Every single theory on this subreddit is true, but government agents post them here to discredit them.

267 Upvotes

especially this one.


r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 06 '15

Confirmed

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267 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Jan 05 '16

WE FOUND THE FAPPENING HACKER

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221 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Jun 23 '15

NASA invented thunderstroms to cover up the sound of space battles.

216 Upvotes

Whenever it thunderstorms, your power goes out. Why? Because the spaceships are sending out electron-magnetic-waves are interrupting power flow through your house and devices.


r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 11 '15

9/11 was a Fraction

180 Upvotes

It has a numerator and a denominator. Wake up, sheeple!


r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 18 '15

New Zealand and 9/11 (home of Unknown?)

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164 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Jun 22 '17

I can't believe this.

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155 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Aug 09 '17

I believe no one acted at all

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145 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 01 '15

Hillary Clinton is actually Bill Clinton in a costume.

142 Upvotes

Think about it. Bill wants to be president again and the only way to do so is through his wife, Hillary. And since Bill is a reptilian as most world leaders are, he is using Hillary's exoskeleton which she shed in order to be her.


r/shittyconspiracy • • May 02 '15

Science needs your help! Who has the universal keyboard and where are they hiding it?

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142 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 10 '15

Why do meteors always land in craters? Wake up sheeple.

135 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Feb 17 '16

Kanye West is Lord Voldemort

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131 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Jun 02 '15

9/11 was a part time job

122 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Feb 08 '21

Most of us are NPCs in a simulation built for the benefit of the player: Tom Brady

120 Upvotes

Tom Brady (in the reality outside our simulation) died and went to heaven. The reality that we know of is a simulation built to serve as his personal heaven.

If you've watched the series The Good Place, you're familiar with the problem of how hard it would be to build an eternal heaven. Having everything perfect makes you bored eventually. This recent post made me realize that it would be a great way for heaven to work. Just mix in some bad stuff on a regular basis so that the good stuff always feels satisfying.

If you watch this video from Sunday night you can clearly see that it depicts a guy who has "beaten the game". He scored the maximum points on Harvest Moon and unlocked the best ending.

The rest of us are just well-scripted NPCs put here to flesh out his world for his benefit. He needs normies to feel superior to. He also needs to lose occasionally so that the winning can feel good. But any time one of the NPCs goes too far and does something a little too bad, the simulation has a way to correct itself. A referee will throw a flag to call back a turnover, an opposing coach or player will make a terrible mistake or the rosters will get shuffled around to make sure that he comes out on top often enough to feel good.


r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 26 '15

Obama is secretly in charge of the U.S. government

120 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • May 28 '15

Texas is an anagram of 'taxes'.

118 Upvotes

Coincidence? I think not.


r/shittyconspiracy • • Oct 04 '17

Is Israel really run by the Jews?

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117 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Aug 13 '17

The record holder for world's oldest man died. That's the eighth time this has happened this decade. This cannot possibly be a coincidence.

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113 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 17 '15

This subreddit was created by the mods of /r/conspiracy to imply that /r/conspiracy isn't already shitty

111 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Nov 24 '15

Jews created timezones in order to manipulate the stock market.

105 Upvotes

Think about it. How has noone ever noticed that we are all existing at THE EXACT SAME TIME, want proof? Look at the subtle hints...

The jews have made money off all valuable investment ventures - hedge funds in particular. Where are they getting the information from, other than other time zones... but wait for the bomb shell.....

All Valuable Investment Ventures....

Information....

Getting...

Tell All Valuable Investment Ventures....

Tell All Valuable Investment Ventures....

TEL AVIV ... the capital of where this fraud is happening.

The fraud is real....

IS REAL

ISRAEL!!


r/shittyconspiracy • • Jun 17 '17

The NSA pays girls that have nice butts to put their phone in their back pocket, camera facing outward, so that the facial recognition software can keep track of those who look.

102 Upvotes

r/shittyconspiracy • • Dec 02 '15

"Netflix and chill" is a very smart campaign created by... Guess who?

102 Upvotes

Israel