I've left Reddit after 11 years because of /u/spez actions

It's a karma goldmine! it'll be a massacre!

I had a crossbow -- I clicked on something -- where did it go?

Team,

At 3:00 Central Time, rally to the front page, /r/new, and /r/rising for an epic raid. UPVOTE ALL THE ORANGERED!!! DOWNVOTE ALL THE PERIWINKLE TO OBLIVION!!!

HATS FOR OUR BRETHREN!! SWORDS FOR OUR ENEMY!!! (stick 'em with the pointy end). No repose until you get to post #1000 !!! Then have a nap. AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES UNLEASH ANOTHER WAVE OF DOWNVOTES!!!

-- Your comrade in arms, eternal glory awaits in death!

/u/ExeUnter is to thank for our glorious battle plan!

FINAL EDIT:

It has been a long day, my friends, as we prepare for battle against the periwinkle. It appears as though they have penetrated our defenses and there are a few among us; But fear not! For although I currently have 3 Wands of Cursory Gestures bestowed upon me, have lost all of my hats several times, and many of my posts have been destroyed by their useless weapons...We shall conquer! Your sacrifices in giving me these hats has created an unstoppable super force that will force them into submission. So, remember my friends: In exactly 5 minutes, it will be a new hour. We enter the new section of /r/all[1] , and we attack! Some of us must enter the land of "rising" in order to take down their rising plans! Upvote all orangereds, downvote all periwinkles. We will continue this attack for one hour. Spread word of our attack plans! Post a link to this as a reply to many of our troops' comments! And remember, it's not too late to start attacking unless we have already lost the fight. So it will NEVER be too late! In honor of our dear leader, orangeredcat in tits, I say... FLY YOU FOOLS!

I have lost all of my hats...

GLORY

Death to the 'winkles.

Can someone hat me up? Click your inventory and then click my username!

What do?

I now know what do: Upvote for victory here and sign the petition plix plox. 4 the hats!!!!!! http://www.reddit.com/r/orangered/comments/1bfzs8/petition_to_remove_periwinkle_as_a_color/

--dedicated to my wonderful bride Zoeyyy

I had a hat in my inventory when I started, which I applied to a friend. Now I want more items. How do we get them?

fuck yeah