r/nottheonion • u/hilbertthedog • Jan 28 '21
People Are Accusing Robinhood Of Stealing From The Poor To Give To The Rich After It Limited Trading On Gamestop Shares
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r/nottheonion • u/jigsawmap • Jun 08 '20
US Military Could Lose Space Force Trademark to Netflix Series
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r/nottheonion • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '22
Meta's threat to close down Facebook and Instagram in Europe backfires as EU leaders embrace shutdown: 'Life would be very good without'
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r/nottheonion • u/Durendal_1707 • Nov 10 '20
White House threatens to fire anyone who tries to quit
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r/nottheonion • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '20
Don't eat or inject yourself with disinfectant, warns FDA commissioner
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r/nottheonion • u/thebigdonkey • Oct 25 '21
Hiker lost on mountain for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize phone number
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r/nottheonion • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20
Coronavirus homeschooling: 77 percent of parents agree teachers should be paid more after teaching own kids, study says
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r/nottheonion • u/ceylon_butterfly • Nov 04 '20
United States Risks Sanctions From Zimbabwe If Elections Are Not Free And Fair
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r/nottheonion • u/bubblydeadpan • Feb 13 '21
DoorDash Spent $5.5 Million To Advertise Their $1 Million Charity Donation
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r/nottheonion • u/3dprinteddildo • Jan 12 '21
Jake Angeli, horned man who stormed Capitol, refuses to eat as guards won't feed him 'organic food'
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r/nottheonion • u/Chumunga64 • Oct 16 '17
Man rescued from Taliban didn't believe Donald Trump was President
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r/nottheonion • u/jab116 • Jul 08 '22
Pregnant Texas woman driving in HOV lane told police her unborn child counted as a passenger
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r/nottheonion • u/irish91 • Jan 08 '21
Man died at U.S. Capitol after accidentally tasering himself and having a heart attack
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r/nottheonion • u/BlankVerse • Oct 28 '20
White House lists ending Covid-19 pandemic as an accomplishment despite cases spiking to record levels
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r/nottheonion • u/Optimal-Investment • May 30 '20
Experts Say George Floyd's Death Once Again Shows Police Officers Should Be Banned From Crushing People’s Necks
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r/nottheonion • u/Savings_Camel7459 • Jun 04 '21
Baby boomers are more sensitive than millennials, according to the largest-ever study on narcissism -
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r/nottheonion • u/WonderboyAhoy • Jul 26 '18
Nat Geo hires Jeff Goldblum to walk around, being professionally fascinated by things
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r/nottheonion • u/aarr44 • Nov 13 '18
Black security guard who stops shooter is then shot and killed by police
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r/nottheonion • u/YnwaMquc2k19 • Apr 10 '20
Hulu to 'Parasite' haters: 'If you don't want to read subtitles,' learn Korean
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r/nottheonion • u/SaintNiche • Sep 28 '20
YouTube celebrates Deaf Awareness Week by killing crowd-sourced captions
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r/nottheonion • u/Spilfw • Jun 27 '21
14 years after a sexual assault in Tampa, a man has been charged with rape because he entered his own DNA into a genealogy database
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r/nottheonion • u/QuicklyThisWay • Nov 11 '22
Twitter pauses paid verifications after users abuse service to impersonate brands and people
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r/nottheonion • u/opBarrack • Jan 20 '20
People no longer believe working hard will lead to a better life, survey shows
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r/nottheonion • u/BunduBasher • May 21 '17
Hunter dies after shot elephant falls on him
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