r/LifeProTips • • Jun 10 '12

Miscellaneous It's really quite simple guys

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u/theratwhisperer Jun 10 '12

This! Nothing worse than a powerpoint with a blue background and some awful green font.

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u/publ1c_stat1c Jun 10 '12

Or in game of thrones when they have yellow subtitles on a yellow background. It is like they are saying Fuck you and fuck the colorblind.

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u/MustacheAficionado Jun 10 '12

I couldn't read it. you bastard.

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u/RyanOnymous Jun 10 '12

It's a sailboat

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u/Punkgoblin Jun 10 '12

It's a schooner, stupidhead.

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u/InstantKarmaBiggot Jun 10 '12

YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

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u/ShotMarvinInTheFace Jun 10 '12

Holy Mallrats reference Batman!

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u/a_complex_fluid Jun 10 '12

How'd you even know it said something?

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u/punninglinguist Jun 10 '12

Those pictures always say something, even if it's just a number.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/ChrisDuhFir Jun 10 '12

It says "fuck the color blind."

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

No silly, it's a 3D shark if you unfocus your eyes!

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u/bathmlaster Jun 10 '12

At least we can spot camouflaged people hiding in the bush!

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u/JaspahX Jun 10 '12

How does that work? Genuinely curious...

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u/TheFreeloader Jun 10 '12

Because dichromates often develop a heightened ability to distinguish textures and shapes to overcome their deficiency. (source)

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u/Johnny-Cakes Jun 10 '12

Let us begin our war against the 'normies'.

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u/ThomasFoolhardy Jun 10 '12

Sponsored by United Colours of Benetton

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u/Epledryyk Jun 10 '12

Good luck making a flag!

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u/bathmlaster Jun 10 '12

I will meet you there, brother of similar chromatic-ability!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Excellent! Now, go join the army.

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u/HydraCarbon Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

If that's the image I'm thinking it is, it's how I learned I was colorblind.

Edit: wrong word.

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u/Runemaker Jun 10 '12

I'm colorblind, and I can read that!

It clearly says, "TUCK TKR COIOR I3DCD"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I know what it's supposed to say but I can't read it

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u/Lidodido Jun 10 '12

Or some dark screenshot from a movie with small thin red text coupled with a thin red circle-outline around something, and an arrow. Seriously, don't even you normal-seeing people find those hard to see as well??

And why is there a picture with a bunch of random dots???

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u/efstajas Jun 10 '12

That's strange... I can normally pass every test (those with the numbers) but I really don't see what's written in that one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It says fuck the color blind.

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u/efstajas Jun 10 '12

Yeah, my girlfriend told me that, too... As soon as I higher the contrast, I can read it, however. I seem to have a problem to distinguish low contrast red/green. Luckily I can see really clear and far without glasses, though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Yes, please fuck the color blind. Fuck them all night long while Barry White is playing in the background.

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u/nool_ Aug 27 '22

Links dead. what was it?

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u/kamionek Jun 10 '12

i like yellow subtitles more than white, it just looks better

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u/JakeLunn Jun 10 '12

High-school all over again.

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u/Kottfoers Jun 10 '12

I don't think powerpoint has one of these. If there is one, I've never found it.

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u/HotRodLincoln Jun 10 '12

Pretty much any text with a different color stroke can be read on any background. Heavy drop shadows and bevel effects also work wonders and don't make the project look like it was done by a design school freshman.

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u/Software_Engineer Jun 10 '12

don't forget generous lens flares

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u/annoyinglyclever Jun 10 '12

Settle down, JJ Abrams.

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u/theyellowmouse Jun 10 '12

You only fulfilled one half of your user name. I was not annoyed at all.

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u/Sqornshellous Jun 10 '12

But you do seem to be annoyed about NOT being annoyed.His work is done.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Are you a mattress?

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u/annoyinglyclever Jun 10 '12

I do what I can. I don't see you squeaking around like a mouse...

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u/ChemicalRascal Jun 10 '12

You didn't fufil any part of your username. I'm not yellow or a mouse.

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u/Sheather Jun 10 '12

But how do you know he isn't?

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u/ChemicalRascal Jun 10 '12

Because we're the same person, silly.

Don't you know that reddit is really just a single person, and the entire website was built and is maintained purely to entertain you?

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u/Sheather Jun 10 '12

My god. I am so important!

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u/drhilarious Jun 10 '12

implying drop shadows and bevel effects don't look like they were done by a high school freshman

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

>not escaping your greentext

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u/Rafe Jun 10 '12

How does it feel to be 4chan leakage?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

feels bad man

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u/cuppincayk Jun 10 '12

Every time I'm forced to do a power point for college I do this with my text. makes everything legible!

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u/orange_jooze Jun 10 '12

Also, WordArt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Like red text with a green stroke?

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u/HotRodLincoln Jun 10 '12

Legible? yes;

A good idea? only between December 1st and December 25th

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u/simohayha Jun 10 '12

IT'S CALLED STROKE

USE THE FUCKING STROKE FEATURE IN PHOTOSHOP

WRITE SOME FUCKING TEXT, DOUBLE CLICK THE TEXT LAYER, AND CLICK ON STROKE.

FUCK

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u/AriReznor Jun 10 '12

Put down the cocaine.

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u/siamthailand Jun 10 '12

This guy was raped by green on blue text.

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u/abstract_username Jun 10 '12

that was comic sans

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u/sault1988 Jun 10 '12

Tell us how you really feel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

yeaaaahh... stroke that text. Thats nice.

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u/IAmtheHullabaloo Jun 10 '12

WHAT ABOUT GIMP, IS IT CALLED STROKE IN GIMP, TOO?

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u/middle_eastern Jun 10 '12

TIL. From a coked out person on the interwebs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

People pay for photoshop?

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u/clockwisecarrot Jun 10 '12

we kill the batman

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u/Gillas Jun 10 '12

And How are you planning to do that..

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u/vierce Jun 10 '12

Simply.

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u/WoodzEX Jun 10 '12

We paint him white with a black outline so he can't hide?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

No, no, see... He IS the black outline. We need to paint him... white.

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u/MrCaffeine Jun 10 '12

How to make this text in GIMP:

  1. Right-click the text layer and click "alpha to selection"

  2. Make a new layer and put it under the text

  3. Go to select -> grow and grow your selection 2-5 pixels

  4. Fill selection with black

Now you have NO EXCUSE.

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u/black_house Jun 10 '12

In Gimp 2.8, there is a Stroke Selection/Stroke Path option under 'Edit' (with anti-aliasing), making it even more simple.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

that feature's been there long before 2.8

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u/black_house Jun 10 '12

Sure has, however I believe the anti-alias feature is new.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

also no. stroke can use your selected brush, which has had aliasing options and more for as long as i can remember, and i've been using gimp for several years now

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u/black_house Jun 10 '12

Yeah and you can still do that, too. The anti-aliasing WITHOUT the brush option is new.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Photomanipulation has interesting hacks, it's crazy what professional people can do with it. Your example was super simple though but I never heard about that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

And here's how you do it in Pixelmator. If anyone else actually uses that.

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u/cuppincayk Jun 10 '12

And can be read by the color blind. I wish everyone did this instead of being assholes.

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u/M0T0BACKhand Jun 10 '12

*idiots

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u/Dinosaur_Boner Jun 10 '12

*fucknuts

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

*twollywonkers

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u/FolloweroftheAtom Jun 10 '12

*fucksticks

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

*tallywackers

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u/burnabee13 Jun 10 '12

*wankers

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u/I_Am_Axiom Jun 10 '12

This was on my front page, and I immediately thought by the thumbnail that it was a post about homosexuality on /r/atheism...

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u/notoriousdkg Jun 10 '12

Somebody tell this to whoever subs the foreign films on Netflix...

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u/Geezheeztall Jun 10 '12

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u/dorfcally Jun 10 '12

my eyes

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/chew2 Jun 10 '12

AND YO RODS, TOO

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

you took it too far, man

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u/FlyingGreenSuit Jun 10 '12

color + contrasting color outline pretty much always works. Some look better for other reasons, though (for example, white with black outline is better than black with white imo)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/TheLoveKraken Jun 10 '12

I feel like I'm looking at 1998.

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u/skyskr4per Jun 10 '12

I kind of like this one.

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u/QJosephP Jun 10 '12

What is the name of this font?

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u/AmalgamatedMan Jun 10 '12

As mentioned in another comment, Impact

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u/QJosephP Jun 10 '12

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u/PPSF Jun 10 '12

Try your caps lock key.

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u/QJosephP Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

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u/Sonderling Jun 10 '12

I'm not sure how to do it in Paint (or if it's possible), but most other paint programs allow you to use the secondary color to create an outline for the text.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

you can do it letter by letter in paint (more or less) by using different size fonts for each color.

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u/pandubear Jun 10 '12

The outline isn't actually part of the font. With a lot of image editors, you can create an outline. This comment explains how to do it with GIMP.

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u/QJosephP Jun 10 '12

Thanks a ton.

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u/psy_tech Jun 10 '12

Try GIMP.

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u/Haasts_Eagle Jun 10 '12

Still couldn't read the u in colour!

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u/jogz699 Jun 10 '12

In the early 18th century, English spelling was not standardised. Differences became noticeable after the publishing of influential dictionaries. Today's British English spellings follow, for the most part, those of Samuel Johnson's A Dictionary of the English Language (1755), whereas many American English spellings follow Noah Webster's An American Dictionary of the English Language (1828).

Most words ending in an unstressed -our in British English (e.g. colour, flavour, harbour, honour, humour, labour, neighbour, rumour) end in -or in American English (cf. color, flavor, harbor, honor, humor, labor, neighbor, rumor). Wherever the vowel is unreduced in pronunciation, this does not occur: e.g. contour, velour, paramour and troubadour are spelled thus the same everywhere.

Source: Wikipedia.

Stop being a condescending asshole.

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u/FetchingCrow Jun 10 '12

What if he was just making a joke? I don't see how you got "condescending asshole" from such a simple sentence.

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u/Chingonazo Jun 10 '12

jogz699 is what we would call a pedant

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u/Haasts_Eagle Jun 10 '12

Thanks for coming to my aid. I crossed my fingers hoping people wouldn't think I was uppity!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Still looks bad if you use Impact. I can't stand it when people use it, makes it look like you just ran it through some meme generator.

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u/Toribor Jun 10 '12

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u/evmax318 Jun 10 '12

Well at least dyslexics can read it now.

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u/JamesLiptonIcedTea Jun 10 '12

CIMOC SNAAAAAAAAS!!!

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u/Avohaj Jun 10 '12

Is that related to SNASA?

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u/Dinosaur_Boner Jun 10 '12

I suddenly have the urge to draw unicorns.

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u/MATTtheSEAHAWK Jun 10 '12

COMIC SANNNNNNNSSSS.

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u/CatboyMac Jun 10 '12

Using Impact on image macros predates memgenerator by almost a decade.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I know that, but the proliferation of meme generators resulted in me now associating Impact with them.

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u/CatboyMac Jun 10 '12

Further proof that they ruin everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

And before the automated advice animal meme implementers, everyone who didn't know how to put a tex on imaeg used demotivator generators to ruin the subverted motivational poster format.

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u/03Titanium Jun 10 '12

I want to believe someone somewhere has made a presentation using meme generator and playing the photo sideshow.

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u/BeardedBagels Jun 10 '12

The Poorman's Powerpoint

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u/Soggydoughnuts Jun 10 '12

People have to start somewhere. If you like impact move to bebas it is far superior in every way shape and form.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I actually use Bebas for a lot of things.

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u/Soggydoughnuts Jun 10 '12

It's a beautiful typeface. I love it.

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u/spillfish Jun 10 '12

THAT'S THREE PEOPLE; NO ONE ELSE USE BEBAS OR IT'LL BE OVERUSED AND EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU.

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u/HydraCarbon Jun 10 '12

Too late, I'm moving in.

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u/orange_jooze Jun 10 '12

Futura is the shit.

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u/kyle2143 Jun 10 '12

This is great in fact. Still, this reminds me of how some people are so idiotic in the way that they use colored words on similarly colored backgrounds. Even in college, I've had to suffer through powerpoint presentations where people can't seem to understand that nobody could possibly read what they wrote on their slides because of it.

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u/sval Jun 10 '12

This is what I use for each and every video I make too. Impact font with white inside, faint black outline+shadow = readable 24/7

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Ok, so how do you do it on paint?

Because let's be honest, some people still use MS Paint to make memes or other things, and it'd be nice to know how to do that on there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

step 1: don't open paint

step 2: go to pixlr.com

step 3: i don't know, you're on your own

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u/cran Jun 10 '12

... and it looks great!

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u/makemeking706 Jun 10 '12

Well LPT turned to shit pretty quick.

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u/Blazeinpain Jun 10 '12

This is a tip that can be used on anything from memes to powerpoints for a high end company, it rightfully belongs here

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u/NBegovich Jun 10 '12

Was this an issue?

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u/MJM247 Jun 10 '12

And yet the people who put subtitles in movies still don't know this. Honestly, who picked yellow?

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u/skwirl37 Jun 10 '12

Fun fact: That's why your mouse is white with a black outline.

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u/SexWithTwins Jun 10 '12

No it isn't

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u/Choreboy Jun 10 '12

It isn't why? Or your mouse isn't white with a black outline?

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u/skwirl37 Jun 10 '12

Yes, it is. If your mouse is anything other than that, you're a huge faggot.

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u/jamierc Jun 10 '12

Or just stop using memes.

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u/styleevivant Jun 10 '12

In my day, these used to be called "image macros." When the hell did that change?

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u/logantauranga Jun 10 '12

Photographic backgrounds are the trickiest. Sometimes you need to apply a blur to parts of them just to make outlined text sufficiently legible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

They can be extremely tricky, especially if you still want attention on the image.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Words to live by!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

And a bold font. Doesn't really work when the white is thin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This changes EVERYTHING!!!

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u/DarthElevator Jun 10 '12

so can any color with a contrasting outline.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This is how I do all of my powerpoints.

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u/moscheles Jun 10 '12

Anyone know a simple app that can do this kind of outlined text? By "simple" I can create this effect using microsoft paint bucket, but it takes like 10 steps using layers. I want something fast and cheap and simple. (I mean not like $400 Adobe software that takes 4GBs to download.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You could technically just use quickmeme.com

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u/barium111 Jun 10 '12

Does that font have a name?

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u/deephair Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Could someone please let people who do subtitles on TV shows this.

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u/agbullet Jun 10 '12

You missed the opportunity of presenting this LPT using an advice dog template.

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u/juckele Jun 10 '12

Additionally, it can be read on most very busy backgrounds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The closed captioning on Netflix was horrible the last time I tried to use it -- the yellow text blended with the movie I was watching.

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u/flopperr999 Jun 10 '12

Not sure if political statement

Or friendly graphical arts tip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This solves most of my problems. Thanks!

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u/AerianaEve Jun 10 '12

That is surprisingly helpful! Now all the poorly written captions on my home movies can actually be read!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Fucking IE not supporting text shadow

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u/JScholar93 Jun 10 '12

As a video editor, I confirm this.

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u/pip-squeak Jun 10 '12

woh. glad I didn't go to art school, this is all the learnin' I need. thanks!

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u/skullbeats Jun 10 '12

Does anybody know any good website where you can make words like these on a picture you upload, so you can use it yourself? (Other than meme websites)

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u/EVILEMU Jun 10 '12

wow, my web design class just got a lot easier.

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u/Cintax Jun 10 '12

You can't specify a CSS text stroke in older browsers (IE9 and below don't support it iirc), so if you add design elements with a text outline, it has to be an image, which means it can't be dynamically generated and it's bad for SEO.

Long story short, this is useless for the web.

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u/EVILEMU Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

I do a lot of web graphics with photoshop and fireworks, maybe i should have been more specific lol. I think this is very useful for the web. Here's the site my professor used as a trainwreck scenerio for website text hierarchy, contrast, color scheme, readibility, navigation, and just about anything else you can screw up in a website. I think this guy could use the advice :P I stay away from any complicated CSS, especially with text effects, due to cross compatibility. Gotta keep it web safe. I don't do much fancy but i'll use flash where i can for that stuff.

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u/Tashre Jun 10 '12

Simple drop shadow in Paint:

  • Type out text in black and position it.

  • Type out text with same font and size in color of choice and position it just offset the black text.

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u/Skitrel Jun 10 '12

Or just use stroke, which is EXACTLY what this is.

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u/GunRaptor Jun 10 '12

I found the source of this on reddit.

Seems to come from the Avatar: The Last Airbender subreddit.

Just FYI

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/utz8g/this_subreddit_every_time_korra_is_in_danger/c4yikoo

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u/rorykane Jun 10 '12

correction: it came from me

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

How do you do it in photoshop? The word art button is missing! WTF?

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u/Borrybay Jun 10 '12

Oh REALLY?

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u/McDragan Jun 10 '12

it says didn't think so

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u/Borrybay Jun 10 '12

Oh REALLY? Oh okay.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

colour*

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u/Falcorsc2 Jun 10 '12

i was thinking that exact thought while watching a sub'd film today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Impact motherfuckers!

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u/raginmund Jun 10 '12

This is true. Very true. Nevertheless: aaaaaaahhhh fucking rainbow ow.

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u/SixPaths Jun 10 '12

Mind= B L O W N

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u/Tebasaki Jun 10 '12

Does he hav something against black text with white outline?

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u/egimpecc Jun 10 '12

You sir, Have made my day! Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

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u/bst722 Jun 10 '12

Whoa..I've never even thought of this, that's brilliant!

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u/desponia Jun 10 '12

I wish people subbing animes would realize this. I can't read your white text over white text, ass holes.

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u/Luxray Jun 10 '12

Similarly, white text on a black background is literally painful to read.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/Luxray Jun 10 '12

Maybe it's just me then. Websites that have white text on a black background and nothing else literally hurt my eyes after about 2 seconds of reading.

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u/sporkafunk Jun 10 '12

BUT, MATCHY-MATCHY!

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u/asldkfououhe Jun 10 '12

challenge accepted. i'll be back in a bit

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u/therealmikehanson Jun 10 '12

I feel so stupid for not realizing this. Mind = Blown.