r/IllTake • • Mar 06 '19

I'll take, "I'm Crying Like A Little Bitch" for $1000, Alex.

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58 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Dec 22 '17

I'll take, "shit everyone already knows" for $500, Alex.

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32 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Oct 15 '18

I'll take, "Turbo Anal Isis" for $100, Alex.

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13 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Dec 09 '17

I'll take, "Malicious game design" for $1000, Alex.

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8 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Aug 30 '17

I'll take, "Restaurant names that sound like sex acts" for $400, Alex.

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8 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Sep 21 '19

I'll take, "Heated gaming moment" for $500, Alex.

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4 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Feb 15 '18

I'll take, "More scandalous Trump shit that no one will care about because the bar has been buried 36 miles under the ground" for $600, Alex.

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4 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Feb 02 '18

I'll take, "Le Tits Now" for $800, Alex.

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4 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Nov 16 '17

I'll take, "Things that will never happen" for $200, Alex.

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4 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Oct 17 '17

I'll take, "Things that will never happen" for $500, Alex.

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4 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • May 23 '19

I'll take, "The worst possible thing you could've said at that moment" for 500$, Alex.

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3 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Feb 28 '18

I'll take, "Things I can't believe I can fap to" for $200, Alex. NSFW

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3 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Aug 28 '17

I'll take, "electrocuted to death in a shit pool" for $500, Alex.

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3 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Jun 26 '17

I'll take, "Modern Marven" for $500, Alex

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3 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Feb 23 '16

I'll take, "Karma" for anything, Alex.

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3 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Feb 23 '16

I'll take, "How to waste time on the internet" for $1000, Alex.

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3 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Feb 23 '16

I'll take, "Links that will stay blue" for $500, Alex. NSFW

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3 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Feb 23 '16

I'll take "Fedoras and Neckbeards" for $500, Alex.

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3 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Feb 23 '16

I'll take, "The Old Reddit Switch-A-Roo" for $800, Alex.

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3 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Feb 23 '16

[Mod post] I'll take, "How the hell does this sub work and why in the world is it here" for Eleventy Billion, Alex.

3 Upvotes

The concept of this sub is simple. Sooner or later, you will notice people creating their own fun Jeopardy categories from a post or comment. This sub is where you go to share your findings with the world. While we work on the rules and they may change from time to time, there are a few basics we ask you to follow:

  • All submissions should start with "I'll take..." followed by "category", and end with ",Alex." The Category should be in quotes:

    • Yes: I'll take "people I should not have had sex with" for $500, Alex.

    • No: People I should not have had sex with for $500.

      • Doesn't start with "I'll take"

      • The category 'people I should not have had sex with' is not in quotes

      • Doesn't end with ", Alex"

  • All submissions should point to a Reddit comment.

  • To make sure things make sense, it is REQUIRED that you use ?context=1 at the end of your link if you are linking to a NON TOP COMMENT. Here is an example. All you have to do is click on the perma link, then add the ?context=1 and you are set

  • If the post is a top comment, you will STILL add the ?context=1 at the end since Skynet is going to be set to otherwise remove posts (when we are not so lazy) that do not end with ?context=1. It still works.

  • Your submission should not be your "I'll take..." even though it IS okay to link to a comment you made if someone replied to it. So in this example madogvelkor made the comment "Yeah, watching jeopardy in this day and age?" while Flintstone012000 made the "I'll take..." comment. madogvelkor can post the link, Flintstone012000 cannot.

  • If your submission thread has NSFW on it, please mark it so

  • Yes, SNL Celebrity is pretty popular and you should not be meta posting images just to post them (link submissions), however you are welcome to reply to OP in this regard if you wish

  • While not a requirement, you could reply to the "I'll take..." with a /r/IllTake


r/IllTake • • Apr 02 '24

I'll take, "South Park jokes" for $1,000, Alex.

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r/IllTake • • Jul 03 '19

I'll take, "Things that should be obvious" for $200, Alex.

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2 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Mar 14 '19

I'll take, "Person who isn't a child" for $9,000, Alex.

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2 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Jul 13 '18

I'll take, "Shit you remember from a fever dream" for $200, Alex.

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2 Upvotes

r/IllTake • • Jul 05 '18

I'll take, "People you shouldn't hire" for $100, Alex.

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2 Upvotes