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u/No-Signal3686
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Feb 21 '26
It’s cool just make yourself at home on my broken ankle
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u/Cold-Music664
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Sep 07 '26
I might have to learn how to walk again
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u/The5thEclipse
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Dec 26 '25
He’s been asleep like this for an hour and I have to pee
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Send help, also merry Christmas
r/cathostage • u/megarne • Sep 14 '22
im held hostage by a cat who is held hostage by a smaller cat
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u/alwayslovelyday
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Apr 12 '26
I asked my husband to rescue me -- he sent me this.
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u/ActuallyApathy
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Feb 10 '26
i need water but she has never sat in my lap before 🥺
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cropped bc i'm not wearing a shirt lol
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u/melcclark78
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Feb 24 '26
Hip surgery hostage
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Hi everyone! The cat distribution system doubled my kitty count in December after the passing of a relative. I had hip surgery last week and have been spending most of this time with no less than 2/5 of these babies in my lap. The only one missing from the pic is my orange boy, who always has mischief to attend to when the others are distracted. They are all helping me recover and stay positive!
r/cathostage • u/TarquinOliverNimrod • Apr 27 '22
She doesn’t sleep on any of the cat beds we’ve gotten her 🥹
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r/cathostage • u/I-just-wanna-talk- • Sep 23 '24
Put down my bag to pet him. Now he's holding it hostage.
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I guess I have to keep petting him :D
r/cathostage • u/TheOnlyNadCha • Mar 09 '23
Working from home has become increasing difficult recently!
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u/a_simplerussiangirl
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Sep 17 '26
I have an important work call in 5 minutes. What do I do now?
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Should I risk moving or is that how hostage situations escalate?
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u/lebozny
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Jun 12 '25
She decided to feed her kittens under my legs, i guess I'm not moving for a while
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r/cathostage • u/[deleted] • May 07 '25
My cat had an accomplice in keeping me hostage 😭
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I will never move again 😭🙏🏻
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u/Ron_Gamer
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Dec 31 '25
Post-hysterectomy recovery, currently being held hostage by my nurse
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u/BikiniBott0msUp
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Sep 22 '26
I adopted Tommy a month ago. Tonight is the first time he decided to lay on me. He's now asleep. I am hungry, thirsty, my back hurt... and I will not be moving
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r/cathostage • u/JoBrosHoes93 • Nov 05 '22
I’m sick with the flu. She’s been my nurse for the last 3 days 🥹
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r/cathostage • u/wallflower-activist • Jan 06 '22
We've all been there. (New Yorker cartoon by Julia Suits)
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