r/IAmA • u/StanGibson18 • Oct 14 '16
Politics I’m American citizen, undecided voter, loving husband Ken Bone, Welcome to the Bone Zone! AMA
Hello Reddit,
I’m just a normal guy, who spends his free time with his hot wife and cat in St. Louis. I didn’t see any of this coming, it’s been a crazy week. I want to make something good come out of this moment, so I’m donating a portion of the proceeds from my Represent T-Shirt campaign to the St. Patrick Center raising money to fight homelessness in St. Louis.
I’m an open book doing this AMA at my desk at work and excited to answer America’s question.
Please support the campaign and the fight on homelessness! Represent.com/bonezone
Proof: http://i.imgur.com/GdMsMZ9.jpg
Edit: signing off now, just like my whole experience so far this has been overwhelmingly positive! Special thanks to my Reddit brethren for sticking up for me when the few negative people attack. Let's just show that we're better than that by not answering hate with hate. Maybe do this again in a few weeks when the ride is over if you have questions about returning to normal.
My client will be answering no further questions.
NEW EDIT: This post is about to be locked, but questions are still coming in. I made a new AMA to keep this going. You can find it here!
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u/barbieslittlesister Oct 14 '16
Hey Ken,
Can't wait to be you for Halloween.
You're obviously really passionate about serving the homeless community. Is there any background as to why that is your charity of choice?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I saw a man with no teeth and no shoes standing on a corner in my new hometown when I moved there 3 years ago as I'm driving the moving van. Here I am bringing all my stuff to a bigger, better house, thinking what hot shit I am for affording the place.
Then I see him and realize that he has literally nothing but the sign in his hand. People driving by him giving him no more mind than a street sign or a shrub. I drove on by, reasoning that I was too busy to stop and help him out, it was moving day. Somebody else will give him a couple bucks. I never saw him again.
Is he OK? Did he move on out of town? Turn his life around? Die in a gutter OD'd on heroin? I'll never know cause I didn't give him the time of day. I was too busy pretending I had arrived.
These are people who deserve love and happiness as much as me or anyone. But that day to me he was a shrub. Never again.
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Oct 14 '16
Ken Bone, you seem like a really great guy. I'm glad these 15 minutes of fame are going to someone who seems to deserve it, and I hope you have a great time with it.
If you are still answering questions: true or false - the Reuben is the true test of quality of a sandwich shop? If not the Reuben, then what?
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u/THE_GREAT_SHAZBOT Oct 14 '16
What has been the strangest thing someone tweeted at you in the wake of the debate?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Too many weird, wild things to count. The most surreal was hearing back from @midnight which I love.
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u/ChrisHardwick Oct 14 '16
WE LOVE YOU TOO, KENNETH. It actually delighted me to hear you read my tweet. Thank you for doing the show, encouraging people to vote and being an all-around good dude!
PS - Team Mystic
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u/keiferj0415 Oct 14 '16
Are you near or farsighted?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Yes
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u/can_trust_me Oct 14 '16
Jesus. It's like you've spent a lot of time on the Internet. One of us. One of us...
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u/thats_BS_32 Oct 14 '16
Is the best part of this whole ordeal the karma from this post?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Fake internet points are the best compensation. Except money. I likes money.
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Oct 14 '16
Are you looking forward to your impersonation on SNL?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Between that and what South Park might turn me into I'm pumped.
I know Bobby Moynihan would crush the bit, but maybe go Leslie Jones for shock value or something? I don't know. I'll get with my writers.
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u/OracleofLife Oct 14 '16
I love how you're using this moment for good. What does the St.Patrick center do for the homeless and why is this issue out of many the most important to you?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
St. Patrick center provides temporary housing, job training, drug counseling, and help with mental health issues.
There is a severe homelessness problem in this country. Most of us are one or two paychecks away from being homeless as well. We need to start seeing and intervening on their behalf.
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u/Bertulf Oct 14 '16
What will you be going as for Halloween? I hear the sexy Ken Bone will be popular
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I'm already the sexy Ken Bone so I'm thinking bust out the old Jedi robe / lightsaber combo and be Obi Wan Kenboni
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u/ashkpa Oct 14 '16
As a coal worker, how do you think environmental protection and energy production should be balanced?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
We need more clean plants like mine to be approved for construction. Older plants can't retrofit to be best in class environmentally because it would drive them out of business. That means we need newer ones manned by the displaced workers from those being retired.
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u/Mattybindahizzy Oct 14 '16
Ken, you seem like a happy person who has their life together. Any life advice for a young adult?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Be who you are. If people don't like who you are, they're not the right people to have in your life.
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u/ElectricEnigma Oct 14 '16
What are your feelings on this thread?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
So glorious I cannot look away even as the beauty pains my eyes.
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u/HelloImLee Oct 14 '16
How do you feel about becoming famous overnight? Also, have any companies approached you to endorse their products?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Several companies have approached me for endorsements. I have 2 rules for working with them.
1)It's a responsible company that I believe in and that I vet to the best of my ability. I will do my best not to associate with any companies that hurt the environment or their workers.
2) 10% of all money I receive must go to my local preferred homeless charity the Saint Patrick Center in Saint Louis, MO.
Same rules for paid appearances.
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u/Almostatimelord Oct 14 '16
What's the weirdest reaction from friends and family that you've had so far?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
My uncle called me today and seemed genuinely star struck as if we hadn't been drinking beer together the week before.
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u/TheRavenMocker Oct 14 '16
How do you feel about the memes made about you?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
As long as it's all in good fun I'm happy to laugh along with all of it.
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Oct 14 '16 edited Oct 14 '16
Hey Ken, who are some of your favorite musicians?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Radiohead is my all time favorite, nobody blends genres like Thom Yorke and the boys.
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u/cahaseler Senior Moderator Oct 14 '16
Ken,
If you were president, what steps would your energy policy take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly and minimizing job layoffs?
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u/High_Praise Oct 14 '16
What did Bill Clinton say to you after the debate?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
He talked to me about the peak of the coal industry in the 20s and how it has evolved with the nation's infrastructure over the years.
Then his security team reminded him that it was time to go yet again. I think his wife was waiting on him.
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Oct 14 '16
Ken, both your Twitter & Reddit handles end in the number 18...
Does the number 18 hold any personal significance to you?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
On soft ball and hockey rec teams I wore 18 for the great 60s era Saint Louis Cardinal Mike Shannon. He's been the voice of the Cardinals basically my whole life.
Stan Gibson is for Stan Musial and Bob Gibson.
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u/JesusPlayingGolf Oct 14 '16
You should drunkenly shitpost with us in some /r/cardinals GDTs next season!
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u/dub1808 Oct 14 '16
Pizza rolls or pizza bagels?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Porque no los dos?
You don't fill out a sweater like this by doing pizza anything half way.
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u/keiferj0415 Oct 14 '16
Hey Ken! Huge fan :) Would you consider wearing a cardigan for your next public outing?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I'm sorry you're confused, Ken Bone is the cable knit sweater wearing a fat guy.
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u/LongPorkJones Oct 14 '16
Who do you want to see on the Iron Throne?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Ken Bone. You don't have to be 35, and you don't have to get elected.
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u/theArnoldFans1 Oct 14 '16
Hi Mr. Bone, What sweater would win in a fight? There have been many famous sweaters worn by you, Cosby, Martha Stewart, Mr. Rogers (from the neighborhood). Who’s sweater would win in a fight? Also, “Ugly Christmas Sweaters” are very popular…might we see an awesome Mr. Bone exclusive Ugly Christmas sweater this year?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Cosby Sweater drops roofies into Stewarts drink, Stewart Sweater shivs Cosby Sweater with a sharpened tooth brush as it slips into unconsciousness.
Fred Rogers OG sweater game wins by staying positive and not getting involved in the fight. Just like Ken Bone.
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Oct 14 '16
Have you ever said "We ken bone" when your wife asks what you wanna do tonight?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Ken Bone does not ask. He commands by his imposing yet cuddly presence.
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u/LearningLifeAsIGo Oct 14 '16
Would you say that you are leaning to vote one way or the other?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Yes, definitely. Being undecided is not the same as being indecisive. We just have a lot to consider this election.
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u/themeatbridge Oct 14 '16
This is a man who understands that no matter who he supports, the internet will turn on him.
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u/zuken932 Oct 14 '16
Is a Hot Dog a sandwich?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Sandwiches are bread on top, bread on bottom. Hot Dogs are side to side with a wrap around. Doesn't count.
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u/Throwaway_6959 Oct 14 '16
Ken, You got me unmatched on tinder today. Did Bill try to make you wingman for him after the debate?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Sorry bro. Wish I could help with the ladies but I already got mine. Good luck getting yours.
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u/Timekpr Oct 14 '16
Hi Ken, are you going take Snoop Dogg up on his generous offer to hotbox the bone zone?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
My power plant supports a robust drug testing policy, sorry Dogg. My dad on the other hand is all in.
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u/daddyfatsax Oct 14 '16
Hey it's me, your dad. Can I get Snoop's number???
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u/prg_error_202 Oct 14 '16
What does it feel like to all of a suddenly become an internet sensation. What does it tell you about today's society and our means of communication?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
It's been unreal, both the good and the bad. Everybody has responded to the positive message with the exception of a few nuts.
Some of the stuff makes it tough to stay positive, but I try to spin it for the good.
For instance, I've had almost a quarter million new Twitter followers, and only 3 death threats. Great ratio!
Seriously though, thanks to my home town PD for making me feel safe when the creeps come out to play.
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u/HoldenMacaque Oct 14 '16
Mr. Bone, do you feel both Hillary and/or trump answered your question adequately or were you dissatisfied in regards to energy? Thank you for doing this.
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I wanted to hear more about environmental protection from Mr. Trump, and more about jobs from Secretary Clinton.
They both did alright, but all answers from politicians are pretty much canned and rehearsed. Kinda like the ones I do on the radio.
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u/hosea0220 Oct 14 '16
Who told you it was a good idea to use your real reddit username?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
It was a bad call. I need to fire my agent, except I can't because I'm my agent.
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u/HammahHead Oct 14 '16 edited Oct 14 '16
Posted in Mensfashionadvice
"In general I'd say go with a knit sweater over a solid color buttoned shirt paired with khakis. It's a classic fall/winter look that rarely goes completely out of style."
Mother Fucker walks what he talks. Legend!
Edit: Thanks to Mr. Bone i receive my first gold! Thank you stranger!
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u/caeasw Oct 14 '16
Would you be disappointed if I wrote your name in on the ballot come Election Day?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
It's flattering, but please don't. I cannot serve since I'm not old enough.
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u/Krispy1337 Oct 14 '16
Have you ever though about making a gofundme or kickstarter to replace your olive suit?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16 edited Oct 14 '16
Somebody set one up on my behalf, but Jimmy Kimmel is buying me a new one since I did his show. I guess if go fund me sends me that money it'll go to the charity.
You'll see me wearing it on his show next week.
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u/o13Dennison13o Oct 14 '16 edited Oct 29 '16
Ken, I go to school roughly 20 minutes from where you live. I have a birthday coming up near the end of October. Will you come party and hang with us for my birthday?
Edit: October 27th, probably the following weekend at SIUE. Plz let me ride Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.
Edit 2: He didn't come :( but he did wish me a happy birthday.
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I'm gonna be swamped with election stuff but PM me something and I'll get you a birthday greeting.
Here's hoping I don't forget and look like an asshole.
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u/NattyB Oct 14 '16
Mr. Bone, we're big fans of yours over at /r/SWGalaxyofHeroes after seeing your tweet about the game. Two questions:
(1) Better mustache, Biggs Darklighter or Lando Calrissian?
(2) Which heroes do you use in the squad arena?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Biggs for pure awesomeness, Lando for longevity. Get it, I'm undecided.
Phasma lead, Rey, 5s, Chewie, Lumi. Swapping Lumi out for Barriss after I can farm her, but it might be a while. I'm a little busy.
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u/ImNotJesus Legacy Moderator Oct 14 '16
Follow up, which character would look best with an awesome red cardigan?
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u/theKaufMan Oct 14 '16
What's the weirdest thing that has happened to you this week?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I had this weird hallucination where all the sudden everyone gave a shit what I had to say. Bizarre.
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u/TheJoeJonas Oct 14 '16
Hi Ken. Long time fan here. Do you have plans to run as an Independent in the next Presidential election?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I don't even go to HOA meetings, but if I really thought I could effect positive change I'd consider it.
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u/rutterkin Oct 14 '16
Is it true that you start every meal by saying "Bone Appetit?"
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
If only I were that clever.
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u/Here_Comes_The_King Oct 14 '16
KBone !! When you coming thru tha doggy den 4 a little chit chat ?? I got something special at tha crib for u !
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I'm in LA late next week, maybe we can hook up. Big fan here. My dad wants to roll wit da Dogg big time, you me and him could do some tight stuff.
That didn't sound cool at all, did it?
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u/Future_Mrs_Nic_Cage Oct 14 '16
Ken Bone, I painted you. Also, what's your favorite Halloween candy? Ken Bone Painting
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I love it. It's not fair to have a painting be so much more attractive than the real me!
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u/cheeselinberger Oct 14 '16
Bone Dawg! I'm a struggling, drained medical student. Can you give me your best pep talk?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Without our future generations of doctors we can never solve the healthcare dilemma in this country! You are the future! You are going to improve the lives of your future patients and their families every day for the rest of your life! Stick it out, I know you are sacrificing a lot, but they need you.
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Oct 14 '16
What was Ken Bones senior (HS) quote?!
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
What steps will your energy policy take to meet our energy needs, while remaining environmentally friendly, and minimizing job loss for fossil power plant workers?
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Hey Ken! I'm a huge fan and fellow Missourian. I'm so happy that you asked legitimate questions about the environment and brought a lot more happiness to the debate. You're a national treasure and I legitimately want to bake a cake for you and your wife. My question is: how did you meet her? Thanks for making the world a little bit nicer! :)
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
We both worked at a bowling alley in Granite City called AMF Bowland. I was a lane attendant which meant I walked around cleaning, throwing away beer bottles, and getting stuff from storage over to the bar and snack bar to restock during shift.
She worked the snack bar, which meant I did none of the stuff listed above. I just watched her clean the grill cause when she bent to scrub it I could see dat ass was fat.
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u/TheVoiper Oct 14 '16
wait so you worked at a bowling alley and a power plant are you homer?
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u/ryanwashburne Oct 14 '16
You seem like a nice guy, but I've heard speculation that you are bad to the Bone? Thoughts?
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u/CrimsonPig Oct 14 '16
Some people have said they want to write you in for president. If this were to actually happen, what would President Bone's first action be?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Any president would be instantly twice as good for the country with this one simple step. Appoint experts in each respective field to cabinet positions. NOT political donors or old friends I owed a favor.
2nd action, get blasted at camp David till I pass out.
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u/snoopycool Oct 14 '16
Ken Bone, are you still answering questions four hours later? You are a real hero.
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u/hashtagpueb Oct 14 '16
The minute I saw you with the mic, I thought, "the internet is going to go nuts over this guy." How's fame treating you so far? Also, what kind of cat do you have?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I have 4 cats.
Angel Female, a mostly white calico. She was a Christmas present to my wife. We were too broke for me to get her a gift while I was working through school. I surprised her with a kitten that a coworkers cat had. I wrapped a cat collar in an old jewelry clamshell and put it under the tree. Heather and Angel are friends forever.
Daisey - Female, a tortie with white gloves and ascot. My BFF. She was a full grown cat we adopted from a shelter at about 1 year of age the Christmas after Angel.
Zero - Male. My son named him after the Borderlands character. Black with wisps of gray. Rescued from the shelter as a little kitten. Chosen by our son. Name changed from Ringo when we adopted him.
Shadow - Male. An asshole we lured inside. He was a stray living in our storm drain, a small kitten weaned too early. Heater got him inside. He loves to piss on stuff sometimes, but for some reason we still like him.
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u/_YourPariah_ Oct 14 '16
Did the little shits that called you Boner in school think they were clever?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
They have been thinking it since the days of my great grandfather (swear on my life it's true) Bentley Bone and his son, my great uncle Oriel (pronounced Oral) Bone.
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u/spydamunky47 Oct 14 '16
Mr Bone: Are you a Marvel or DC fan?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Marvel Universe overall. Love the way the X Men and Avengers interact especially.
Individual characters DC for Batman and Superman.
Animated series easily DC and the TIMMverse.
Cinematic goes to Marvel and their brilliantly crafted continuity.
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u/kuhnie Oct 14 '16
You currently have a wikipedia article that is being considered for deletion. How do you respond to this threat of your professional profile?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I'm not familiar with the deletion rules, but this info is all accurate. It may need style revision to fit the wiki format better.
The real issue is that in a few weeks I won't be famous any more. Maybe based on that they think the article is unnecessary.
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u/kuhnie Oct 14 '16 edited Oct 14 '16
You have posted in /r/savedyouaclick, a sub I mod. We recently had a poll to change how we deal with unarchived posts. As an undecided voter, do you have any questions that I can answer to influence you one way or another?
Edit: I sorta appreciate people answering the question I posed as a joke for Ken, but the community literally just had a debate and voting process on it: unarchived posts are banned for at least a month, complain then.
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
"24 reasons Ken Bone is voting for Clinton / Trump"
431 clicks, this asshole still not telling me who he's voting for.
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u/n0va_lyfe Oct 14 '16
Ken what is the best time to wear a striped sweater?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
When it's cold in your jail cell. I'm not big on stripes.
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u/bigsuit13 Oct 14 '16
Hey Ken, what's your favorite NFL team? I'm undecided
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
What's an NFL? I'm from St. Louis, something called an NFL has abandoned my twice in my lifetime already. That's more times than a typical dead beat dad and still they want my money. Not happening.
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u/bicurious_curious Oct 14 '16
Where did you get your pictures developed?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
The camera is still in my bag undeveloped. I'll tweet some of the pics out when I get them done.
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u/_Zwian_ Oct 14 '16
Do you prefer bone in or bone out chicken wings?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I prefer Bone out, sadly that means they are no longer truly chicken wings.
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u/gumundertheshoe Oct 14 '16
How long have you had your mustache? Have you ever experimented with other facial hair-styles?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Had a goatee for a while, full on neck beard for about a year.
Clean shaven for a long time.
The stache is for my grandpa, the first Ken Bone who tied in (not lost, it died too) his battle with cancer two days before Christmas last year. His stache was unparalleled.
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u/CorgiRawr Oct 14 '16
Did you happen to know you would be asking a question or how was it decided that you would have the opportunity? Did you submit your question ahead of time?
Thanks again for bringing so much joy during this time that has been very annoying, difficult, etc. You have handled it great and brought a lot of fun to the election
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
The mods got to as many as time permitted, but we did not know the order. The reason is, let's say the economy discussion is going great, they do another audience question on it. Name calling gets out of hand again? Total topic change, skip all the rest on the economy. Because of this mod controlled flow we got a better discussion, but the audience has no warning that their question is coming.
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u/_ShovingLeopard_ Oct 14 '16
Hey Ken,
I just wrote an essay about you for my English class. (our assignment was to rant about something we're passionate about) What do you think? Here it is:
Ken Bone: Our Deliverance From Evil
As the ever-deepening morass of modern American politics grows ever more bizarrely phantasmagoric, as we descend farther and farther into madness and hysteria, logic becomes foreign, truth becomes elusive, the absurd becomes normal. It should come as little surprise, then, that the American public remembered nothing of the second presidential debate - not the preposterous prevarications, not the vitriolic vilifications, not anything of that turbulent tempest - they remembered nothing other than a portly and mild-mannered man from Illinois, clad in a quaint and charming red sweater, brightly curious about energy policy.
The American people, already nearly devoid of hope, could viscerally feel their last vestiges of optimism being painfully crushed from their souls as they watched two people, one of whom will soon become perhaps the most powerful human being on Earth, hurl invective at each other, talk over one another and the moderators, evade inquiry of any sort, obfuscate rather than clarify their positions. Donald J. Trump, that grotesque, corn silk-haired love child of a toad and an Oompa-Loompa, even went so far as to threaten his opponent.
So, once again, it should come as little surprise that America, seeking some ray of hope amid the ghastly cataclysm of this debate unfolding before their terrified eyes, focused in one the one glimmering point of light that shone through the darkness: Ken Bone.
Kenneth Dean Bone: the Internet’s darling, and a true American hero. Like others before him, he stood, he spoke, he sat, and that was all. But there was something special about Ken Bone; something about his kindly face, spectacled and mustachioed, something about his stylish red sweater, something about the innocence of his manner as he rose and asked the candidates his question, something that spoke to the American people. Ken Bone spoke of energy policy, but the American people heard this: I am a good man, a man worthy of your love. In an election season filled with the scurrilous lies and unbridled hatred of serpentine politicians, here was a man America felt it could admire. And so, Ken Bone was catapulted to instant Internet fame.
America can feel the walls closing in. Terrorist threats, racial tensions, an environmental catastrophe that threatens to destroy us all: the free world needs a hero to pluck us from the brink of the abyss. But no such hero has yet appeared. The rapacious and foul-mouthed Donald Trump versus the hypocritical and duplicitous Hillary Clinton; neither seems nearly fit for the task. So when a friendly-looking and, frankly, adorable red-sweatered man by the name of Ken Bone rises to ask a question about energy policy with - is that a glimmer of joy? Or, at the very least, the absence of utter resignation? His affect shocks us. Ken Bone seems as if he was teleported to us from an alternate reality, in which the world is a safe and good place, where those in positions of power are sensible and moral, in which an upstanding American citizen might proudly and cheerfully do his civic duty, attending political debates and asking questions. Ken seems to have hope; thus his aura of innocence. For who but the most innocent, the most pure, who could have hope in a world such as ours? America wants to share in his hope - it wants to believe in Ken Bone. Ken immediately comes across as warm, affectionate, optimistic, and candid, qualities as rare as unicorns in today’s political landscape. “Ken Bone Is the Only Honest Man in This Election,” proclaims Esquire magazine. Truly, this righteous man was the one bastion of virtue amid the hideous depravity of the second presidential debate, and has been recognized as such by the hundreds of thousands who have flocked to him and what he stands for. Even his name is suggestive of that innocence, honesty, and optimism that he has come to stand for. Ken Bone. Say it: Ken Bone. Who could fail to adore a man by the name of Ken Bone? Truly, say this humble hero’s followers, as long as there are Ken Bones in this world, all is not lost. To which I say: Ken Bone for president.
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
The flow of the prose and the consistency of language are beautiful. Writing in that style is so hard to do without being over the top; you did so flawlessly.
Great writing, superb content. I love the gentle humor. You have perfectly captured the mix of dry wit, energetic humor, and underlying kindness that I hope has defined me my whole adult life. Thank you, brilliant.
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u/austinbende Oct 14 '16
What led to you asking about the environment? Is that your biggest concern with these candidates or did the topic just feel unaddressed?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I breathe the same air and drink the same water as you. My job doesn't change that. We only get one Earth and we're doing a shit job taking care of her. I feel that my plant is operating in a responsible way, but as a whole we are going to need big energy innovation if we want our grand kids to have the same planet we do.
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u/T_V_G_ Oct 14 '16
What is your spirit animal?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
The Wolf Lamp from Step brothers female wolf Galco, which is Hebrew for kindness.
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u/og-wan_cannobi Oct 14 '16
What's your stance on marijuana legalization?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Wear what you dig, do what you want. Legalize it. Keep it out of heavy industrial work areas like mine. I would just like to see a better real time test for intoxication, but legalization would drive someone to bring that to market faster.
In the mean time we could get by with better marijuana intoxication training for the police.
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Oct 14 '16
Ken, how big of an honor was it being named [Big Sky Conference's Men's Basketball Coach of the Year] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Bone#Coaching_career) in 2005 after making the NCAA tournament?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I could have made it to an even bigger conference if I knew all the rules of basketball.
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u/MagicCupNoodles Oct 14 '16
What steps will YOUR energy policy take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly and minimizing job layoffs?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Did I do this one?
I can do another take...no? We got it?
Cool.
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u/alnandr Oct 14 '16
Did you ever support Senator Bernie Sanders during the presidential primaries? What do you think about Senator Bernie Sanders?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I have the highest respect for Sen. Sanders. He is a shining example of social activism done right. I wish he had gotten a more fair race, I think he'd be whipping some Trump ass.
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u/BElannaLaForge Oct 22 '16
Have you seen h3h3productions' video about how awesome you are? What did you think about it?
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u/shutuperic Oct 14 '16
Hello Kenneth, do you have a pet we can worship as well? Thanx
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u/RoomElephant Oct 16 '16
(Did anyone ask this yet?) What did you think of your portrayal on SNL last night? It appears that they didn't want to try to live up to the hype of your Internet fame by having your character actually say or do anything of substance. Were you satisfied?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 16 '16
I only saw the cold open. I thought it was a funny bit that compressed the craziness of this journey I'm on to just a few seconds
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u/happyhealthydeb Oct 14 '16
Ken! Two questions:
How many red Izod sweaters do you have? Do you have backups? If you only have one, how often do you wash it?
What are your thoughts on libertarian candidate for president Gary Johnson? He is fiscally conservative, socially liberal, overtly honest... and if you endorse him we could use the hashtag #bonejohnson
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I have exactly one, and it's leaving me soon for charity. I was going to auction it, but I found a partner who will be making a big donation in exchange for it, more than an auction could bring, I think.
I will not be endorsing any candidates in any races anywhere in the country. But let me say this: If I was a party member it would be libertarian.
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u/pandahunter101 Oct 14 '16
Hey Ken,
Greetings from Australia. You were a definite breath of fresh air after watching the ridiculous amount of rhetoric coming from those two.
I have a couple of questions:
Since your newfound popularity, have you had the Dems or the GOP contact you and attempt to sway you to endorse them publicly?
Are you currently leaning towards anyone (this may be already here but yeah sorry if I asked it again)
I saw you on Jimmy Kimmel and adored your response surrounding equality and rights. We are currently engaged politically in Australia to enable marriage equality and polls suggest around 60-70% of the country support it. However, what intrigued me is you mentioned your inclination to Trump/GOP from an Economic Perspective. I work in the Energy Sector (many of my clients are US Energy Companies as well) and agree some tolerable measure must be addressed in a pace that can transition and improve existing fossil fuel industries while building on clean energy as long as employment (and technical competencies balance out).
So yeah, I relate to this, as I would say I am socially progressive, and economically conservative as well. I don't know how Left and Right can really/truly be measured in this way, considering one can have so many positions on different subjects. However, looking from the outside, it appears the country has been so polarized to the point where it is assumed if you're for Gay Marriage, you're also an Economic Socialist, which is truly ridiculous.
Do you think your opinions and views though (a socially progressive, economic conservative) reflect what many Americans feel?
Cheers.
PS: Message me if you ever hit up Western Australia, I'll be happy to pick you up from the Airport, take you out for a few beers and a BBQ.
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
many local and state campaigns have reached out, only one of the presidential campaigns. I won't say which ones. I just told them that even if it were a race that I was totally decided on (and there are lots of those) I would not be publically endorsing any one on any level.
I'm sure you saw the answer up top.
This is one of the really tough points of any election. The fact is that I could be wrong. I believe based on what I have seen and read that the Trump economic and tax plan will be better for the economy, and that his energy policy will benefit my industry. I'm not an expert, just an educated guy, so it could turn out that I made a mistake on that, or any other issue.
That's why I do all the research I can, rely on expert opinion, and keep an open mind until the end. Finding new info or maturing into a different way of thinking id not the same as flip flopping.
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u/eriklb Oct 14 '16
Ken, why did you drop out of the public eye after Toy Story 2?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 16 '16
I had to sell the toy barn after the massive financial loss of the Woody's Roundup gang.
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Oct 14 '16
Hey Ken, Thanks for taking the time to do this AMA!
What is your opinion on nuclear energy? I feel as if it could be a bridge between "clean" and "dirty" energy as we switch towards renewable energy, while others think it's far too dangerous. Do you feel as though we should start to build more nuclear power plants as coal and other non-renewable plants start to become less and less?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
I'm a big fan of nuclear. I think we need to be building modern reactors. I've read really encouraging things about the safety of thorium or molten salt types.
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u/i_teach Oct 14 '16
Ken! You truly are a pleasant relief in this election cycle. How have you managed the sudden influx of emails and/or phone calls asking for endorsements and interviews? Has it slowed down, or is it still non-stop?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
In the first two hours of this AMA I fielded 14 calls, 12 emails, and about thirty texts while continuing to ignore a full voice mailbox and about 500 facebook messenger requests. So overall, not too friggin well.
Fun though.
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Oct 14 '16
Hey Ken! If you were to run for president, who would you running mate be? (fictional, dead, non-human, i don't care)
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
A friend, not another politician. Someone moderate with opposing (though not hard line) views. A bit harder on social stuff and more liberal on econ stuff. To really vet your ideas you need someone around who thinks a different way with a different opinion, just keep it civil. This would help keep me balanced.
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u/SuicidalSpaghetti Oct 17 '16
How do you feel about the media outrage in regards to your reddit account? Will you keep on using it or is this your account's final hours?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 17 '16
I'm not running for office. Why throw out all this perfectly good karma
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u/TheBigPapaD Nov 28 '16
Hey ken, what do you look like without a mustache?
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u/StanGibson18 Nov 28 '16
Like I should be wearing a helmet at all times for my own good.
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u/01212154 Oct 14 '16
Would you let Mr. Trump grab you by the Bone?
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
Mr Trump needs to keep his grabbers to his self. Maybe if he did we could be talking about leadership ideas instead of pussy groping.
I'd grab her by the ideas on social justice! Look at the economic growth on that one.
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u/zirtbow Nov 28 '16
Ken, Have you ever thought about changing your first name to Tom so you can be T. Bone?
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u/StanGibson18 Nov 28 '16
I was named for my grandfather who I loved very much. I'm proud to carry on his name and would never consider changing it.
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u/darabfox Oct 14 '16
What do you think of Obama?
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I am a pretty conservative guy (in fiscal policy anyway, do what you want with your own body), but I like Obama. You don't have to agree politically work someone to acknowledge that they seem like a good dude, right? [Cue hate from ultra right wing friends and family]
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u/StanGibson18 Oct 14 '16
You are a kick ass researcher. I like this one almost as much as the one I did about J Laws butt hole.
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I feel like this comment perfectly sums up why we needed Ken Bone. Everyone is so exhausted from all the hostility, hyperbole, and factionalism this election has unleashed. We thought we were getting a meme and ended up getting a refreshing reminder that there are still chill people in this country.
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u/ElectricEnigma Oct 14 '16
Which bone is connected to the Ken Bone?
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u/hosea0220 Oct 14 '16
How soon after the debate did you realize you were a meme? How did you find out?
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u/BloodChildKoga Oct 14 '16
He sort of? answered this on his Jimmy Kimmel appearance I think, basically said he turned on his cell phone as soon as he was allowed and had a thousand+ messages lol
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u/dicklemytick Oct 14 '16
I could not imagine having so much attention drawn to me in only a few days
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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '16
What was the process in order to actually ask the candidates your question? Did you sign a form, request using email yada yada yada.